DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Xenomorph]

Now Phil is claiming he asked for the Halloween Patreon goal was to have enough time to but a costume.

HE is back to claiming his internet is 400 a month.
"Business internet folks, it's about 300"

 

[BrunoMattei]

Am I allowed to Powerlevel? Phil's wrong and so is Pen and Teller. There's exercises that can be done and they are successful.

 

[Xenomorph]

"If you tip me 10 bits with these big, elaborate questions beyond a yes or no answer, I cant answer those so I can only only those type of questions for 50 bits or more"

Holy fuck, he really did say this on his pre stream today.

 

[Rare Drop]

"If you tip me 10 bits with these big, elaborate questions beyond a yes or no answer, I cant answer those so I can only only those type of questions for 50 bits or more"

Holy fuck, he really did say this on his pre stream today.

Really doubt he's gonna enforce it. When he ignores people, folks cheer even less.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Why is this asshole so obsessed with lettuce and tomatoes? Not every sandwich needs lettuce and tomatoes.

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

One thought about the Leanna had a BF before she she left DSP theory. If she already had a boyfriend, then why did she have Phil meet her at the ER? I understand letting him know about his car as it was stuck at the mall, but wouldn't she rather have her new man be with her at the hospital?

 

[Xenomorph]

One thought about the Leanna had a BF before she she left DSP theory. If she already had a boyfriend, then why did she have Phil meet her at the ER? I understand letting him know about his car as it was stuck at the mall, but wouldn't she rather have her new man be with her at the hospital?

Her new man has a job

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

He probably had a side pizza off the screen and ate that one too.

So we can all agree he ate this whole pizza right? Also, remember when he had those (visible) side sandwiches, or in KFC's case side bucket of chicken, do you think he wrote the whole meal off on his taxes or just the sandwich the video was about? If he writes off his water bill because he takes dumps during his "breaks" I wouldn't put anything past him.

 

[Taily Puff]

I've said for a long time that anyone who gives money to a lolcow is an idiot. That's despite being a hypocrite who spends an embarrassing amount of money convincing Null to keep putting up with our crap for another month every month. But the one personal exception I'd make is PandaLee. I'd honestly contribute real money to a full no hold (or holes?) barred break down of what their life together was like an what lead up to how it ended.

And before you rate me autistic, keep in mind I live on a really tight budget and most of my money goes to a bunch of future kiwi bully babies, so I'd probably still be spending less than you do on finding out what happened to not-real game of thrones characters.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I've said for a long time that anyone who gives money to a lolcow is an idiot. That's despite being a hypocrite who spends an embarrassing amount of money convincing Null to keep putting up with our crap for another month every month. But the one personal exception I'd make is PandaLee. I'd honestly contribute real money to a full no hold (or holes?) barred break down of what their life together was like an what lead up to how it ended.

Phil is such an odd person I totally agree. It would be fascinating to know what it was like behind the scenes living with him.

 

[Panpizza]

Phil is such an odd person I totally agree. It would be fascinating to know what it was like behind the scenes living with him.

Phil is a joyless, isolated person. It was clear when Leanna was around him on camera that they had no chemistry either, and rarely confided in each other. There's probably very little surprises when it comes to living with him behind the scenes.

Once he's done streaming or recording or whatever, he would probably sit his fat ass in front of the TV, and bitch/whine about his various bills and late payments. Maybe occasionally snort and comment on the TV show he was watching, or whatever fast food he was stuffing down his gullet at the time. Phil has no friends and hobbies to talk about, so he's gotta be one of the most boring people on the planet to live with.

Actually, now that I think about it, it sounds pretty hellish to stay cooped up in a house for years with a person like that and have literally no source of excitement, ambition, or adventure in your life.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

I've said for a long time that anyone who gives money to a lolcow is an idiot. That's despite being a hypocrite who spends an embarrassing amount of money convincing Null to keep putting up with our crap for another month every month. But the one personal exception I'd make is PandaLee. I'd honestly contribute real money to a full no hold (or holes?) barred break down of what their life together was like an what lead up to how it ended.

And before you rate me autistic, keep in mind I live on a really tight budget and most of my money goes to a bunch of future kiwi bully babies, so I'd probably still be spending less than you do on finding out what happened to not-real game of thrones characters.

Don't feel too bad, I'd buy one of her overpriced soaps if it weren't for the suspicion that it's just Phil selling off old stock.

 

[Cvitanich]

One thought about the Leanna had a BF before she she left DSP theory. If she already had a boyfriend, then why did she have Phil meet her at the ER? I understand letting him know about his car as it was stuck at the mall, but wouldn't she rather have her new man be with her at the hospital?

Imagine what would've happened if the new guy had taken her, and Phil still gets called to go..

 

[Shark]

Phil should’ve went with a “unearned” emote instead of the “fun” one

 

[Taily Puff]

You know what? I'm going to embrace my ideological opposite to show that everything has a core rallying point.

DSP is savvy.

There. I said it. Phillip Burnell is surprisingly savvy.

He's a bad gamer, he's a bad chef, he's probably a bad lover. But he's savvy. It's the one word I can give him, and I'm giving it to him. He know's when to die, when to charge, and when to pretend things are normal. So help me Jesus DSP is a savvy man.

Past that he for real sucks at everything and being savvy can only get you so far.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

One thought about the Leanna had a BF before she she left DSP theory. If she already had a boyfriend, then why did she have Phil meet her at the ER? I understand letting him know about his car as it was stuck at the mall, but wouldn't she rather have her new man be with her at the hospital?

You don't make the new guy pay for a hospital bill...cmon now. You make DSP pay for it before you unload him.

 

[CausticMinory]

You don't make the new guy pay for a hospital bill...cmon now. You make DSP pay for it before you unload him.

Seeing how Phil was busy being racist to a cabby and dicking around looking for "muh cahr" Leanna's be could have went to the hospital with her made sure she was okay and pass fatboy Phil in the hallway while Phil was also being so bad at reading he got lost.

 

[Kona]

Apologies if this was already posted, but I had this autoplay while I was doing other things and it nearly made me choke to death.

(should start at 1:30)
I don't really know what he meant, but saying he cant afford his internet if he made 1,000 a month is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

 

[kebab4you]

Apologies if this was already posted, but I had this autoplay while I was doing other things and it nearly made me choke to death.

(should start at 1:30)
I don't really know what he meant, but saying he cant afford his internet if he made 1,000 a month is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

Why would the government put data caps on your internet? Hell, don't American broadband companies already put data caps on your internet?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

One thought about the Leanna had a BF before she she left DSP theory. If she already had a boyfriend, then why did she have Phil meet her at the ER? I understand letting him know about his car as it was stuck at the mall, but wouldn't she rather have her new man be with her at the hospital?

Phil might have been contacted by the hospital if Leanna had him listed as an emergency contact. It's possible she was seeing someone else before leaving DSP, but I have my doubts. Didn't she move back home after leaving DSP? I don't think she'd enter into a relationship with someone if she was planning on moving. I think if anything, it's more likely she was doing a friends with benefits thing as opposed to having a full on BF.