DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[MMX]

Shame.
The answer is shame.
Phil is too much of a coward to race his parents knowing even with all his "great fans" he is still failing at proving he can still can't make his life work out.

Same arguement I always use for why lolcows do anything
If you lack self respect you have nothing to get in your way.
Phil e-begs and exploits his parents because
1: He doesn't care what people think
2: It works
3: There are no consequences he cares about
4: They didn't buy him a wolverine toy so fuck it he deserves it

Until it stops working he's just going to keep doing it. Same as Chris, ADF or anyone it the ratking self respect and treating others with the same respect is secondary to cash, toys and fleeting fame.

 

[Cubanodun]

PUBG event (marathon for 7+ hours). PC only, but Phil is counting on it being released on console some time soon (good luck buddy!). He's complaining about being unable to play/record/stream at the same time on his PC yet again. "It chops up!". He's discussing the possibility of just streaming via twitch and not recording at the same time on his PC and then put da episodes on twitch but of course he's complaining about it.

I was invited to go and try to hunt the pig roach when he is streaming but sadly i cant buy PUBG, but sure as hell im going to see how he is sniped to hell for being a moron, expect him running like a chicken and lots of WOOOOOOOOTT I WAS HIDINGGGGG or something like that

 

[CausticMinory]

I was invited to go and try to hunt the pig roach when he is streaming but sadly i cant buy PUBG, but sure as hell im going to see how he is sniped to hell for being a moron, expect him running like a chicken and lots of WOOOOOOOOTT I WAS HIDINGGGGG or something like that

Can you imagine if Phil dropped an N-bomb like his favorite YouTuber PDP while playing that game? He does need another "Fapgate" like conspiracy to keep him relavent in 2017. Controversy is a perfect way to get views in desperate times.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

Same arguement I always use for why lolcows do anything
If you lack self respect you have nothing to get in your way.

Your post got me thinking. With the financial info we have thanks to @SoapQueen1 & @EddyB43, we can now reasonably assume Phil's income. How does one get others to feel sorry for their financial situation when they earn more than them, their parents & most anyone they know? He's such a fucking scumbag. Wonder if his family (mom, dad, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc) feel the shame he brings to their family? Some of them have to know how he really makes his living.

 

[James Smith]

Strangely my tips count is different from SoapQueen1 in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION to what I expected. I expected my tips to be lower since I didn't include an unknown number of sub $2 non-visible tips, yet they're higher by over $80 at ~$2397.77. Also my cheers/subs total is lower by almost $150 at ~$2410.59 - I do ignore some subs when the month count hasn't gone up, and if my raw logs don't confirm a cheer went through I don't include it - I've seen a couple cheers not show up at all in my raw logs in the last week or so.

I have notes in my stuff for tips saying "go check EddyB43's screenshots because he mentioned a top but didn't say the amount" and stuff so that's probably where that comes from. I'll look at your screenshots to sanity check later.

• Says he's not even joking, he withdrew da money, then put it in his paypal and within a business day it will go straight to bills

Fun fact: it cost him $130 or so to send that money to PayPal. If he'd been willing to wait a week he could have had it direct deposited for $0.25.

#ImmediateGratification

 

[BIgBadWolf]

Fun fact: it cost him $130 or so to send that money to PayPal. If he'd been willing to wait a week he could have had it direct deposited for $0.25.

So in a way he didn't hit the goal since he won't be getting the full $1125.

 

[James Smith]

So in a way he didn't hit the goal since he won't be getting the full $1125.

$1359.18 minus Patreon fees (5%) is still $1291.22, if you assume payment processing fees charged to each patron (which gets subtracted from what you can withdraw) averaged 1.5% he's still left with $1271.85. So even after paying 2.9% + $0.30 to PayPal to withdraw the money he's still left with $1234.66. Unless his 3 declined pledges were in excess of $109 (they weren't) he still met the $1125 goal he has on the front page. If he wants to sit there and argue that the real goal is $1250, well then I guess he could weasel his way out of it. But it looks like he acknowledged it was met.

 

[JustStopDude]

it only costs a few hundred bucks for him to fly back for a few days, it's a good question to ask how come they're not flying him back.

Maybe because he is fucking almost 40 and his parents are retired...meaning they are on a fix budget.

 

[grump]

It's not insane if you're in the position where you have two mortgages and spend $500 a month on internet...

If only Phil had a few more points on his IQ and could figure out how to make his existence sustainable.

We joke about this alot but I'm starting to think maybe this is sustainable. Phil spends money like no tomorrow, makes terrible decision after terrible decision and shits upon the people who pay his bills nonstop. He does everything wrong, everything you're not supposed to do, yet this somehow keeps working out for him month after month year after year. He's been on the precipice a thousand times and something or someone always swoops in to save him at the last second. A normal person would be bankrupt or dead a thousand times over by now, but phil keeps bumbling along life oblivious and blind like one of his playthroughs moaning about how unlucky he is. I wouldn't be surprised if centuries in the future long after kiwifarms and every current detractor group is dust he'll still be on stream spastically waving his limbs begging for cyberbits and walking into walls in COD MXII. At this point he's more under threat from choking on a quadruple cheeseburger since its starting to seem like he will be around in some form no matter what or how many horrible financial decisions he makes.

 

[James Smith]

Strangely my tips count is different from SoapQueen1 in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION to what I expected. I expected my tips to be lower since I didn't include an unknown number of sub $2 non-visible tips, yet they're higher by over $80 at ~$2397.77. Also my cheers/subs total is lower by almost $150 at ~$2410.59 - I do ignore some subs when the month count hasn't gone up, and if my raw logs don't confirm a cheer went through I don't include it - I've seen a couple cheers not show up at all in my raw logs in the last week or so.

Oh just realized I'm missing tips for the 28th throught the 30th. Forgot to do those days and got ahead of myself in posting the totals.

 

[Rare Drop]

His fans will take pity on him & he'll get big bucks on Christmas eve/day.

I dunno man, even BSV is going to split some of that holiday money on a present for his sister, at the very least (). Most people are going to be with family and friends for a good chunk of the day, so unless Phil actually does a charity stream or something those kids are going to buy games for themselves before the King of Hate gets a cut. Maybe December might be a generous month, but Christmas Eve/Day? Most people that bother to stream then are probably going to have either charity specials or relaxed streams.

 

[Authentic Sauce]

We joke about this alot but I'm starting to think maybe this is sustainable. Phil spends money like no tomorrow, makes terrible decision after terrible decision and shits upon the people who pay his bills nonstop. He does everything wrong, everything you're not supposed to do, yet this somehow keeps working out for him month after month year after year. He's been on the precipice a thousand times and something or someone always swoops in to save him at the last second. A normal person would be bankrupt or dead a thousand times over by now, but phil keeps bumbling along life oblivious and blind like one of his playthroughs moaning about how unlucky he is. I wouldn't be surprised if centuries in the future long after kiwifarms and every current detractor group is dust he'll still be on stream spastically waving his limbs begging for cyberbits and walking into walls in COD MXII. At this point he's more under threat from choking on a quadruple cheeseburger since its starting to seem like he will be around in some form no matter what or how many horrible financial decisions he makes.

It is not sustainable all it takes is one real emergency. Its pretty clear he has no savings no emergency fund, if something like his furnace needs to be replaced in either one of his properties that is an easy 5k right there that he does not have, and it could easily be way more than that. He could total his car, he's sure to be upside down on that, and may not have GAP insurance. Major medical bills, his health sucks so this could happen. The point is it just takes a real emergency, all his previous emergency have really been nothing even though he makes them out to be huge issues. Additionally its not like this guy has saved anything for retirement or if he has he has almost certainly drained that as well. He'll be begging for bits when he's 67, telling his viewers how bad medicare is.

 

[Shizuka]

WiPshit recap. 28 minute long despite taking half the week off...

Monday: Fortnite / Fortnite OR MVCi OR Spyro
Tuesday: Fortnite OR Spyro
Wednesday - Saturday: BREAK
Sunday: BREAK / Batman: The Telltale Series, Season 2, Episode 2
Monday: Fortnite OR Spyro
Tuesday: Middle Earth: Shadow of War

Phil opens by complaining about Broke/Nope-tober and his inability to buy and/or play the games coming out.
Phil will continually upload videos over the course of the break.
Phil's Halloween costume genre choices may include Celebrities, Movies, Television, Video Games, and Classic Horror.
Future Patron goals include a Patron Multiplayer event, a Christmas marathon, and a PUBG stream; the PUBG goal is to be this month's goal.
Phil may play PUBG on Xbox One or PC, depending on the release date of the console version.
Phil wants people to cheer/sub/tip to him during his break.
Phil wants WWE 2K18 donated to him.
Phil expects to see an increase in viewership. Phil is still Nervous™ about the behind-the-scenes shit he still won't talk about.
Around the third week of October, Phil is doing an integration of gameplay and Twitch or whatever. He's still trying to play it off as if he was contacted directly by Twitch and wasn't invited since he's a Partner with them.

+ bonus: During Patron crawl, the mic is not muted. (Throat clears and yawns are clearly heard.)

+ edit: He continues to call Fortnite: Battle Royale as "Fortnite Battleground".

 

[JamFlowMan]

WiPshit recap. 28 minute long despite taking half the week off...

Monday: Fortnite / Fortnite OR MVCi OR Spyro
Tuesday: Fortnite OR Spyro
Wednesday - Saturday: BREAK
Sunday: BREAK / Batman: The Telltale Series, Season 2, Episode 2
Monday: Fortnite OR Spyro
Tuesday: Middle Earth: Shadow of War

Phil opens by complaining about Broke/Nope-tober and his inability to buy and/or play the games coming out.
Phil will continually upload videos over the course of the break.
Phil's Halloween costume genre choices may include Celebrities, Movies, Television, Video Games, and Classic Horror.
Future Patron goals include a Patron Multiplayer event, a Christmas marathon, and a PUBG stream; the PUBG goal is to be this month's goal.
Phil may play PUBG on Xbox One or PC, depending on the release date of the console version.
Phil wants people to cheer/sub/tip to him during his break.
Phil wants WWE 2K18 donated to him.
Phil expects to see an increase in viewership. Phil is still Nervous™ about the behind-the-scenes shit he still won't talk about.
Around the third week of October, Phil is doing an integration of gameplay and Twitch or whatever. He's still trying to play it off as if he was contacted directly by Twitch and wasn't invited since he's a Partner with them.

+ bonus: During Patron crawl, the mic is not muted. (Throat clears and yawns are clearly heard.)

+ edit: He continues to call Fortnite: Battle Royale as "Fortnite Battleground".

Could he not have done a fucking google search to know PUBG is not coming to the Xbox One anytime soon? Maybe this is why he had the Brazzers account he doesn't know you can just search for shit on the internet. Would have to laugh at his patrons if this is just some ploy to not do another Patreon goal by saying he is not breaking the rules he is just waiting for the console release to fulfill the goal. He fucked them with Mario Sunshine, you know he is going to fuck them by picking the least expensive Halloween costume available, so why not make it a trifecta and fuck them this month too.

 

[James Smith]

From pre-stream first stream on September 30, about 24 minutes in to him talking.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna lie to you, I make more than a thousand bucks a month on YouTube."

Not really a surprise or anything, but still putting it here.

 

[JamFlowMan]

http://archive.is/xjVkB
Hey someone decided to share @EddyB43 and @SoapQueen1 research on Phil's forums. Of course LastRambo calls it all bullshit, because it is not like the majority of Phil's donations are publicly posted places like his Patreon and his own stream/videos. Expect this to be wiped from TKOHF as soon as a mod/Phil sees it, but for the sake of preserving things someone tried to get the word out.

 

[DSPGouting]

http://archive.is/xjVkB
Hey someone decided to share @EddyB43 and @SoapQueen1 research on Phil's forums. Of course LastRambo calls it all bullshit, because it is not like the majority of Phil's donations are publicly posted places like his Patreon and his own stream/videos. Expect this to be wiped from TKOHF as soon as a mod/Phil sees it, but for the sake of preserving things someone tried to get the word out.

Hopefully it will make at least a few fans think twice about donating to the Goutmeister General before it's removed!

 

[MMX]

Your post got me thinking. With the financial info we have thanks to @SoapQueen1 & @EddyB43, we can now reasonably assume Phil's income. How does one get others to feel sorry for their financial situation when they earn more than them, their parents & most anyone they know? He's such a fucking scumbag. Wonder if his family (mom, dad, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc) feel the shame he brings to their family? Some of them have to know how he really makes his living.

It's a double edged sword
Show his fanboys Phil's earnings and it's either
"Well it's not pewdiepie levels of bank and Phil's better than him, donate moar"
Or
"Wow such success, true 8 year legacy, donate moar".
Phil's fans will justify it whatever way they like because they are part of a herd mentality, they are team Phil and dick ride him for the thin slither of e-fame it provides.
At the end of the day they will dismiss anything negative (or otherwise) detractors share because we are all supposed to be a bunch of stalkers and haters.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Jesus.

Spyro wins the poll (technically) and he can't even designate one day to play it for sure?

I hope he plays PUBG after all the bitching he did about how he won't play it and I hope it's the biggest stream snipe fest since WoW.

 

[ProdigalDuke]

Will PUBG even work on his lemon PC? We've seen the state of his desktop, that thing must be riddled with more viruses than a 1970's Saigon hooker. And we know he's gonna be super pissed if he can't play it on max settings. The real lol's are gonna be just him trying to set the game up.