If Kiwifarms was a country

[DICKPICSRUS]

we would have a larger population than

kiwination 15,680

Anguilla (UK) 15,236 July 1, 2011 0.00021% Official estimate
223

Wallis and Futuna (France) 13,445 July 21, 2008 0.00018% Census result
224

Cook Islands (NZ) 10,900 March 1, 2011 0.00015% Monthly official estimate
225

Nauru 10,000 July 1, 2011 0.00013% UN estimate
226

Tuvalu 10,000 July 1, 2011 0.00013% UN estimate
227

Saint Barthélemy (France) 8,823 January 1, 2008 0.00012% Census result
228

Saint Pierre and Miquelon (France) 6,290 January 1, 2008 0.00006% Census result
229

Montserrat (UK) 4,932 July 1, 2009 0.00005% Official estimate
230

Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha (UK) 4,255 February 10, 2008 0.00004% Census result
231

Falkland Islands (UK)[16] 3,000 July 1, 2011 0.00003% UN estimate
232

Niue (NZ) 1,613 July 1, 2011 0.00001% UN estimate
233

Tokelau (NZ) 1,411 July 1, 2011 0.00001% UN estimate
234

Vatican City 839 March 1, 2011 0.00001% Official estimate
235

Cocos (Keeling) Islands (Australia) 550 August 9, 2011 0.0000076% 2011 Census result
236

Pitcairn Islands (UK) 12 2013 0.00000077%

what type of government would we be ?
whats our flag ?
whats a national anthem ?

 

[Nien Nunb]

National anthem, no question about it.

 

[Un Platano]

There would be UN sanctions on every day with an R in it for engaging in terroristic activities in Australatina.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Brutal autocratic regime. Country is DPRK levels of isolationist, suspicious of outsiders and immigrants. There's a few crumbling groups referred to by names like the "House of Lords" or "Inner Circle" that was supposed to serve some kind of function, but it's largely ignored and powerless. At one time, there was scheming and shit-talking taking place behind closed doors in these groups, but they were supposedly laid low by a mysterious figure, a sort of boogeyman spoken of in hushed tones by residents, and his terrifying companion known in the local tongue as "Sleep".
The nation has survived much, both attacks from without and within, but it's said that their brutal leader's patience wears thin, and a time they call "The Bloodletting" looms ever closer.

Basically, I'd imagine it'd be like a failed Soviet state, but with more GIFs of OPL yelling at a screen.

 

[His Dewliness]

We'd definitely have the highest rate of trannies in high office anywhere in the world - truly a progressive bastion

 

[Hiragana]

Our foreign intelligence would be second to none.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

 

[Audit]

@Null is our dearest leader and our state is only held together by a state of perpetual war. Should we ever defeat the lolcows, we would fall prey to infighting as we cannibalize our own. Our country is in a state of disrepair as the much needed funds to shore up our infrastructure don't exist because we all lie to the taxman. We're pretty much just the Soviet Union.

Spoiler: State iconography

Our national bird:

Our national currency:

 

[ES 148]

Our national currency:

No, our currency is Winner and Semper Fidelis ratings.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I'd probably get executed for being straight

 

[dunbrine47]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-didnt-start-the-forum.31616/#post-2348834
How we would pass our national history down to the new members.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

we would have a larger population than


what type of government would we be ?
whats our flag ?
whats a national anthem ?

here's the flag

 

[Hyperion]

Say hello to our Moderation Team!

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

long live autism
long live the forums

 

[LikeicareKF]

Most of you can't even run a shower, how are you going to run a country

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Most of you can't even run a shower, how are you going to run a country

I'd run Kiwistan like I run my nose: eventually I'll taste delicious salt.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Other countries will declare war against Kiwi Farms for suicides on their soil, claimed to be the work of "Kiwi CIS agents"

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

Most of you can't even run a shower, how are you going to run a country

by finding a deserted island somewhere near new zealand, start our own government, build huts that look like those stick houses in ladonia, make @Null as the president of this country and wait until we declare independence

 

[glass_houses]

We'd be like the Arabs. An attack from an outsider nation on one of us, will result in us forming a massive combined war machine with the power to brutally annihilate the enemy with both violence and economic strangulation. Once the threat has been destroyed and the mountains of corpses burned and buried, our alliances will dissolve and we'll go back to our endless squabbling with each other.

 

[Pina Colada]

Should someone be outed as a cow, how about a Halal that's just like ye olden days? Throw them in the stocks, toss rotten food at them, and scream "JULAAAAY" in their faces!