Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[A Sign]

Special Sale for YAN DAIRY sim! buy 3 for the price of 1! WHAT A STEAL!

 

[Fox]

So you're telling me that he spent a year on a mini-episode for a feature that's not even confirmed to be in the final game? Or is he that cocky that he knows for a fact the kickstarter will be a success? Either way...

GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT, ALEX!

 

[IceGray]

That severed-head thumbnail makes me feel sick and I want the game to just have a happy ending with no bullshit twists or edge
is that so much to ask

He hates straightforward happy endings.

 

[Hui]

That severed-head thumbnail makes me feel sick and I want the game to just have a happy ending with no bullshit twists or edge
is that so much to ask

School Days had a happy ending.

 

[A Sign]

The only happy endings Alex likes is the kind he will never get.

 

[fucktarddeveloper]

YandereDev has an autistic meltdown on Twitch

https://livestreamfails.com/post/7157

 

[CausticMinory]

The only happy endings Alex likes is the kind he will never get.

What are you talking bout Handairy keeps him plenty happy every night.

 

[Keystone]

YandereDev has an autistic meltdown on Twitch

https://livestreamfails.com/post/7157

Almost 30 years old. I wonder how his parents feel when they hear that.

That was hilarious though, nice dash Alex.

 

[Hui]

YandereDev has an autistic meltdown on Twitch

https://livestreamfails.com/post/7157

What a fgt.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

I played the latest build and i instantly found a really annoying bug I didn't expect to find.

All i did was fill a bucket with gasoline and throw it at Kokona, but it registered as Blood and I couldn't light her on fire.

Yet he claims this game is almost ready to go into kickstarter.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

YandereDev has an autistic meltdown on Twitch

https://livestreamfails.com/post/7157

You know there's something wrong when DarkSydePhil has a more reasonable stream than you.

 

[DailyToastBoat]

Sorry, it was a shitty idea.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

YandereDev has an autistic meltdown on Twitch

https://livestreamfails.com/post/7157

Even Dean Takahashi didn't rage this much.

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

YandereDev has an autistic meltdown on Twitch

https://livestreamfails.com/post/7157

He's never been good at any game so idk why he's acting like this is the one game he can't pass

 

[Trombonista]

I played the latest build and i instantly found a really annoying bug I didn't expect to find.

All i did was fill a bucket with gasoline and throw it at Kokona, but it registered as Blood and I couldn't light her on fire.

Yet he claims this game is almost ready to go into kickstarter.

Tell us about all the bugs you've found playing this game.

 

[LucasSomething]

YandereDev has an autistic meltdown on Twitch

https://livestreamfails.com/post/7157

Spoiler: cuphead spergery

I played Cuphead with my brother yesterday, difficultywise i found it pretty tame, bullets are rather slow and every boss attack is telegraphed, etc but then again i grew up beating games like Contra, Metal Slug and Alien Soldier so i'm used to this.

The weirdest thing is that Alex was doing pretty well, that was only his first hit, he could still keep going with 3 HP left. He probably retried there because he wanted to get the perfect ranking which is actually very hard and there is no fucking way he will make it. I tried watching him stream and he lost to the carrousell/rollercoaster boss until he ragequited (why people stay on the right side if they know the thing is coming?)

Imagine this guy losing in a videogame, slaming his desk and screaming "RAAAWR!"

 

[zFlarex]

Unrelated but the headmaster voice is the same voice from the old cop in the video, it's pretty obvious if you listen to one after the other. It's probably because Alex only has one volunteer capable of doing "old man voice".

If you walk inside the office he pulls a taser but if you steal his shit, plant a bug, kill a student and draw a katana he does nothing? Sounds legit. From what i can tell of the video, if Ayano is far he does nothing, if ayano inside he talks, if Ayano gets closer he pulls a tazer, if ayano gets too close it triggers an unavoidable game over.

That's ALL of it. You can't take pictures of him so it's almost like he doesn't "exist". I'm betting all that Alex did to make this guy was write4 IF/ELSE lines of code.

You aren't wrong actually, it is around 4 if/else statements.

 

[Lagombi_fan]

YandereDev has an autistic meltdown on Twitch

https://livestreamfails.com/post/7157

Christ what was the chat like when that happened?

 

[LucasSomething]

Christ what was the chat like when that happened?

Can't find it, the twitch clip is gone and there is no video from September 1 or 2 on his channel.

Looks like he realized the clip went online and got so salty he deleted the whole stream.

 

[CausticMinory]

Spoiler: cuphead spergery

I played Cuphead with my brother yesterday, difficultywise i found it pretty tame, bullets are rather slow and every boss attack is telegraphed, etc but then again i grew up beating games like Contra, Metal Slug and Alien Soldier so i'm used to this.

The weirdest thing is that Alex was doing pretty well, that was only his first hit, he could still keep going with 3 HP left. He probably retried there because he wanted to get the perfect ranking which is actually very hard and there is no fucking way he will make it. I tried watching him stream and he lost to the carrousell/rollercoaster boss until he ragequited (why people stay on the right side if they know the thing is coming?)

Imagine this guy losing in a videogame, slaming his desk and screaming "RAAAWR!"

That face alone doesn't get him daily puss? I'm shocked. I see why he had to make a meme wife.