DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[WorthlessHuman]

New here, lurker turned member.

I appreciate all the information, but I got to wonder if some of you have a life outside of following DarkSydePhil every single day, and getting such detailed information on his finances. Phil is a attention seeking miserable fuck head, but some of you aren't too far off from needing a mental check up yourselves if this is all you do.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

New here, lurker turned member.

I appreciate all the information, but I got to wonder if some of you have a life outside of following DarkSydePhil every single day, and getting such detailed information on his finances. Phil is a attention seeking miserable fuck head, but some of you aren't too far off from needing a mental check up yourselves if this is all you do.

Sup viking. Been awhile.

 

[CatParty]

New here, lurker turned member.

I appreciate all the information, but I got to wonder if some of you have a life outside of following DarkSydePhil every single day, and getting such detailed information on his finances. Phil is a attention seeking miserable fuck head, but some of you aren't too far off from needing a mental check up yourselves if this is all you do.

lol right? it's just a fat guy playing video games

 

[Xenomorph]

New here, lurker turned member.

I appreciate all the information, but I got to wonder if some of you have a life outside of following DarkSydePhil every single day, and getting such detailed information on his finances. Phil is a attention seeking miserable fuck head, but some of you aren't too far off from needing a mental check up yourselves if this is all you do.

So KG, back to swinging from Phil's nut sack again?

 

[Near]

New here, lurker turned member.

I appreciate all the information, but I got to wonder if some of you have a life outside of following DarkSydePhil every single day, and getting such detailed information on his finances. Phil is a attention seeking miserable fuck head, but some of you aren't too far off from needing a mental check up yourselves if this is all you do.

Gifted/KG/BSV, nobody cares

 

[WorthlessHuman]

Sup viking. Been awhile.

So KG, back to swinging from Phil's nut sack again?

Definitely not BSV or KG, would never pay this man anything. But I understand the quick insult and labeling when someone doesn't want to look in the mirror.

lol right? it's just a fat guy playing video games

I mean I was just browsing this thread and lately it's like detailed information on nutritional facts about Phil's everyday diet, someone watching everything he's fucking eating and making spreadsheets with detailed information about all the shit hes DSP tried. Then it's VERY detailed info on his Twitch stream tips and cheers.... Like you would have to sit and watch DSP every single day and write this information down to keep this kind of info on him.

And I was just thinking, "what the hell are these guys doing?" Its getting to autistic obsession levels at this point. I understand Phil and his dickriders have no lives, but If you sit and watch his every little movement and watch every video of his.... how far are you from not being a fan?

Only present this because the trend seems to be when people are at this level of obsession over an lolcow, they are in reality another Fred Fuchs. Just some miserable kid in a darkroom and a funny voice who probably is Just as big as a recluse as Phil is.

Just wanted to bring some reality to this thread. I like to laugh at lolcows sometimes too but some of you really need to get a better hobby.

 

[Krieger]

New here, lurker turned member.

I appreciate all the information, but I got to wonder if some of you have a life outside of following DarkSydePhil every single day, and getting such detailed information on his finances. Phil is a attention seeking miserable fuck head, but some of you aren't too far off from needing a mental check up yourselves if this is all you do.

Oh, you. Tell us how you really feel.

 

[GS 281]

And I was just thinking, "what the hell are these guys doing?" Its getting to autistic obsession levels at this point. I understand Phil and his dickriders have no lives, but If you sit and watch his every little movement and watch every video of his.... how far are you from not being a fan?

I'll help you avoid becoming one of them, pal.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Just wanted to bring some reality to this thread. I lime to laugh at lolcows sometimes too but some of you really need to get a better hobby.

You knew the score when you came here. We aren't here to make Phil's life worse or any other lolcow for that matter. Those idiots that hacked him a few months ago were the type of pathetic losers you say we all are. We research simply because this is a man who prides himself on his livelihood scamming and begging his followers out of their money. It not only is entertaining to get through the weekly grind, but we can learn lessons on what NOT to do with our own finances. It's not just about Phil but also gives us insight on the inner workings of sites like YouTube and Twitch.

 

[neger psykolog]

Jesus.

Spyro wins the poll (technically) and he can't even designate one day to play it for sure?

I hope he plays PUBG after all the bitching he did about how he won't play it and I hope it's the biggest stream snipe fest since WoW.

I'm amazed that he not only fucks over the vote by presenting a game that he ends up refusing to play (?) in place of another, but then also delays the shit out of even playing that game because of "da hardcore gaming season". He won't play the Mario game till December/January.
He also takes at least a full on week to even process forum upgrades etc because he's lazy.
The voting for the Halloween goal won't even be until the middle of this month.

Everything pushed/delayed/put to the back burner in favor of the AAA titles that not only generate generally poor views/income but are AAA titles that he can't even afford. But here he is making $1200 from his Patreons and then shitting on their votes and delaying rewards for no good reason.

He honestly doesn't need a car. He could uber to target 4 times a month it would be so much cheaper than buying that car.

I wonder if he eventually does pay off the CT condo if he would sell it or just keep paying bills on it. Selling it would take effort.

Didn't someone calculate his BMW ended up costing about $3 per mile to actually drive with how little he used it and how much he was paying for it?

 

[Freshtodeath]

back on topic. Here is DSP's response to the tragedy last night.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Phil you can't even tell when the audience trolls you, of course there's an agenda!

Also yeah, people traumatized, people hurt, people killed. Muh donations tho dood.

 

[neger psykolog]

back on topic. Here is DSP's response to the tragedy last night.

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I always tune in to 3rd rate Twitch streamers who are stuck deep in debt with 2 mortgages and a brand new car sitting outside when I want to hear about current news and events.

 

[Done]

Gonna stop you right there. 33% is an utter meme. You're not the only one who is guilty of throwing numbers that high around so I don't want you to feel like you're being singled out. 33% is "I make $300K a year" level of taxes. He doesn't pay anywhere close to that.

In addition he only pays taxes quarterly which means he can wisely invest his money for 3 months before he has to hand it to the IRS.

$9000 - $4000 (condos) = $4000 - $300 (food) - $200 (health insurance) - $250 (car and insurance) - $1000 (both phones, both internet, and cable) = $2250 - $2000 (25% taxes after deductions) = $1250 for minimum payments on credit cards and loan payments. The dude has money even if you add fudge factor to what he claims his expenses are.

This makes Fred Fuchs look even more exceptional, the fact that Phil is still making good money, even after the cahpyright strikes and whatever other shit Fred came up with or approved. Now, Phil does make this money in the most pathetic & exceptional way possible from some very exceptional speds. But at the end of the day he still has dollars in his hand while Fred got what? Internet cred?

Sometimes you just have to let the cow be a cow and not interfere.

lol right? it's just a fat guy playing video games

He is probably not worth a +1400 page thread that tracks his caloric intake or his finances, nor having multiple A-Logging/trolling groups, one of which (The Sons of Kojima) used to record weekly 3 hour podcasts (WTF?) centered on his life & times to the point of tracking down his prospective business partners and having them on. The level of effort is far too much IMO. But to each their own. He does deserve something, but IMO things have gone too far in some ways.

But regardless of it all, IMO, he is a cow, because he exhibits a huge amount of hubris about what is a very pathetic life, which is the basic recipe of a lolcow. The opening post does a much better job at describing his actions (And it's not even updated, IIRC), but I'll give it a shot:

Spoiler

1st of all, for someone who plays games as much as he does, he is shockingly bad. This is mainly due to him being unskilled when it comes to reflex-based games like fighting games (Where he claims to be a former pro lol), but also when he plays games that have a more deliberate pace, like Resident Evil, he frequently fails in ways you'd never imagine anyone failing. I would recommend you to watch a TIHYDP video so you can understand, but most of them are far too long & life is too short. But my personal favorite is the Resident Evil videos by Josh Ryuk, because they're not A-Logging (The video maker praises him when he shows skill or good judgement, but even then you can see him pulling his hair out in frustration) Code Veronica TIHYDP (Parts 1 2 3 4), he frequently complains about the games he plays whenever he fails, constantly blaming his fails on the game itself calling it bugged, this is part of what got his fans to hate him, and you know gamers can be quite vindictive & :autism:.

2nd, he is possibly the most low-effort streamer ever, he was one of the earlier LetsPlayers on Youtube, and could've been PDP level, but his laziness is the main cause he isn't, he used to record his gameplay with a camera instead of a capture card, and still uploads his gameplay in 10 minute intervals, spamming his follower with an incredible amount of videos daily. When asked by his fans to change his ways or at least edit out things like backtracking & failed runs at a boss, he would tell them it's too much effort, and would even ban them from the chat. Add to this him being the worst commentator I have ever seen, unentertaining, salty & casually racist at times too. All while proclaiming himself the father of LetsPlays and a genius..etc. This created even more animosity, which lead to the creation of above groups.

3rd and most hilarious for me personally, is his steadfast insistence that he already has a job & a business, sometimes in the same stream he is outright begging for money (2 very contradictory notions, a successful businessman doesn't beg for money from customers). He is now in huge debt due to his exceptional financial decisions, among which:

- Moving to an expensive house at another state for his girlfriend's soap business without selling off his old condo.
- Spending money that he begged for on a staycation at a nearby hotel, where he proceeded to stay in the room and watch movies, essentially doing things he could've done from home.
- Buying a brand new BMW after the move, which he barely uses as he is playing games all day, watching TV all night.

I probably missed something, but this will probably suffice.

 

[Noob-Noob]

back on topic. Here is DSP's response to the tragedy last night.

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This is the only reason he tweets his, "holier then thou" shit.

Gottah get that sweet sweet social media validation.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

back on topic. Here is DSP's response to the tragedy last night.

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And he wonders why he is so utterly alone.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil deleted da breakdown of his income:

Separate post because I'll keep this one up to date with Phil's prestream:

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• Phil is playing Fortnite Battleground today, which he says runs on PS4 like shit.
• Chat is discussing events in Las Vegas a bit.
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• He mentions the "big talk of today" being "horrendous happenings/massacre" in Las Vegas. He says he doesn't want to get involved in politics/gun control/terrorism
• He talks about "not following the twitter feed". Mentions graphic pictures from Las Vegas. Says "no one wants to see that. Literally not one human with intelligence in their head would want to see these pictures"
• Mentions people spreading mass misinformation and people misidentified as the shooter (he didn't mention samuel hyde though)
• Talks about the instant politicization of such a current/new event. Says that people are "so fucked in the head" in regard to people trying to spin it for their own purposes.
• Phil says he doesn't mind people talking about it in chat and have an intelligent discussion, literally 10 seconds later someone made this comment:
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• He then pretty much says that its a tragedy etc etc etc and then says that's the last he'll be talking about it today
• Now he's talking about fortnite and vaguely talking about the developer/publishers relationship with PUBG. Says (predictably) that he's not going to get political about it and take sides.
• Says he has no idea how to play the game, but will try it first to get used to it and then might consider making a party for stream chat.
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• Says his stream will be long today and finishing at 5 PM
• Not sure what he's doing on his second stream, maybe fortnight, maybe something else (Spyro)
• He will be playing Spyro tomorrow.
• Now he's on the topic of detailing what he's "thinking" about doing on specific days when he returns from his "holiday"
• He's already spent half an hour talking.
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• Mentions that he's gonna
  
• "Why is Phil taking the time off?"
  • "I need it"
  • Starts talking about mental health
  • YouTube Adpocalypse
  • Had to completely change his complete business structure (a lot of work)
  • Ended his 5 year relationship (goes on about living alone)
  • Health issues all summer (mentions throat issues and how it gets better/worse because of stress from things going on behind the scenes
  • Financially "Thing have been incredibly bad" "Things behind the scenes are incredibly tight". Starts talking about revolving debt. "I don't even know if I'll have enough money in the account to pay it all"
  • Mentions "other stuff" going on in the background that he hasn't expanded on. Mentions "moving to a smaller place here in Washington" or "worst case, having to move back to Connecticut".
  • Mentions all the "improvements" since he moved to Washington (?)
  • Says its "draining him", but he's not just gonna be taking time off, he's going to be completing the two following tasks:
    • He's gonna be cleaning his house
    • He's gonna be looking for halloween costumes ("nothing expensive, because I have no money!")
• Continues mentioning how he's going on a break and how much he needs da tips subs and cheers.
• Says August was his best month streaming ever and that YouTube income was "decent"
• Still says he prefers tipping to a penne
• It's been 10 minutes since he said he had "pretty much nothing to talk about". Now he's reading through tips/cheers/whatever.
• The rocket scientists and brain surgeons on chat are all mentioning that he should get a smaller house as soon as he mentioned his financial situation.
• Reads through tips/cheers and says it's time to start playing da game! (40 minutes of prestream so far)
• Gets a tip then starts talking about cuphead
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• Get's a dollar tip paying respects to las vegas victims and says this isn't the appropriate place to talk about it. then plugs his "ask the king" show.
• At 46 minutes into the stream he gets prompted that he may need an EPIC games account.
• Get's another dollar tip about winnie the pooh being female (?)
• At 49 minutes into the stream, he's figuring out how to pick a character/hasn't even started the game.
• Mentions how someone tweeted him all the controls. Sure enough:
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• He starts reading through the controls and reads out things to do with construction and building materials and then says "I don't know, I'm just going to fuck with it, forget it"
• Now he's actually playing and obviously has no clue what on earth to do. Not even noticing that he's in the pregame lobby (where you run around and sperg)
• Then the game starts with the plane/bus that you paradrop out of and Phil has no idea what the fuck is going on.
• That concludes today's prestream.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Phil deleted da breakdown of his income:
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Still manages to bring up jealousy of others even after saying he barely makes ends meet. What's next? Saying people are jealous of not having crippling physical health issues when they bring up his gout?

 

[Rare Drop]

Still manages to bring up jealousy of others even after saying he barely makes ends meet. What's next? Saying people are jealous of not having crippling physical health issues when they bring up his gout?

"Trolls in the stream chat are jealous of my Hungry Man meals, ohkay?"

Phil deleted da breakdown of his income:
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Didn't he just tell on himself on how he doesn't actually hit goals as often as he does for Parteon, now? Processing can't be that signifigant- either goals are made or they're not. Unless self-pledges get chopped, of course.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil deleted da breakdown of his income:
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Instead of addressing the fact that selling his house would solve his financial problems, he insults the person and bans them. This is a metaphor for DSP's youtube career. Take advice and call the person a moron.