DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BrunoMattei]

I believe the average time to beat Cuphead is around 5 hours.

DSP did it in 8 hours.

Given how the game was designed, DSP would eventually beat it. Same thing with Dark Souls. He wants a real hard game to beat to wow me? How about he plays something like Alien Soldier.

Not to Powerlevel but I beat Cuphead in about 2 hours. It's not too hard. Especially if you get that Gas Grenade charm that gives you an invincible dash. With that charm you can cheese quite a few bosses.

 

[neger psykolog]

BTW, I haven't seen it mentioned here but not only was Phil either drunk or on some sort of medication (likely to be on anyway) last night but he also apparently had an issue with his headphones not being plugged in and accidentally ending the stream:

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Not going to lie, having Phil on in the background while I'm working in my cubicle is somewhat soothing. Its like having nostalgic memories of your little brother sucking ass at every game you already beat. It helps the day go by. Somewhat.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Not going to lie, having Phil on in the background while I'm working in my cubicle is somewhat soothing. Its like having nostalgic memories of your little brother sucking ass at every game you already beat. It helps the day go by. Somewhat.

The DON'T Play videos are great to throw on in the background.

 

[DSPGouting]

The DON'T Play videos are great to throw on in the background.

Literally my go to if working from home

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Literally my go to if working from home

Any favs to help me through my last two hours of the day? Him playing Spyro aint doin dick for me.

 

[Rare Drop]

Any favs to help me through my last two hours of the day? Him playing Spyro aint doin dick for me.

Nioh and Sonic Mania has some good edits depending on what you find. I recall Breath of the Wild having a lot of bitter rage, if angry Phil is more your feel.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

if angry Phil is more your feel.

There are other types of Phil?

 

[DSPGouting]

Any favs to help me through my last two hours of the day? Him playing Spyro aint doin dick for me.

Man I pretty much watch DS, DS2, DS3 on repeat, thats enough weaponised autism for me doooood

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Man I pretty much watch DS, DS2, DS3 on repeat, thats enough weaponised autism for me doooood

This BoTW playthrough is already getting me prime and spectrummed.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

Phahahaah he is saying he used to be Jacked and used to work out and people said he was ripped ACK ACK ACK

With his gynocemastia & pencil arms I'm sure he was getting compliments left & right. His man tits are off the charts. I'd be surprised if he could knock out 10 legit pushups or even do a single pullup. EVER.

 

[Keystone]

Phil is in full cocky meltdown mode because he beat Cuphead in two streams.
Think he's still drunk.
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Love that second tweet about being a coddled sheep. This coming from the hermit who only leaves his empty condo to get fast food and hungry man meals from the grocery store gymnasium, and has zero actual human contact since his live in maid left him this past summer.

Phahahaah he is saying he used to be Jacked and used to work out and people said he was ripped ACK ACK ACK

Probably lifted light weights for a week or two and started swaggering around like he was Schwarzenegger. I mean it bears repeating -- he tweeted out to the world that lifting groceries was exercise for him. "Jacked" my ass.

 

[chainchugger]

Since he's constantly depressed, this is feasible.

The most commonly used anti-histamine for sleep (diphenhydramine / Benadryl) actually has anti-depressant properties and the first SSRIs (like fluoxetine/prozac) were derived from it. For all we know they're the only thing keeping him from jumping off the edge

 

[ThePlagueTND]

Phahahaah he is saying he used to be Jacked and used to work out and people said he was ripped ACK ACK ACK

He was never jacked. There are pictures floating around going back to his early 20s. Just the same old phil.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Love that second tweet about being a coddled sheep. This coming from the hermit who only leaves his empty condo to get fast food and hungry man meals from the grocery store gymnasium, and has zero actual human contact since his live in maid left him this past summer.



Probably lifted light weights for a week or two and started swaggering around like he was Schwarzenegger. I mean it bears repeating -- he tweeted out to the world that lifting groceries was exercise for him. "Jacked" my ass.

Well we now know he classifies his dad as a bodybuilder because he had a job where he lifted things so fuck it groceries count too. If he ever uses a broom we can hear about his professional curling career.

 

[PL 879]

• Then reads chat about some shit to do with workouts, and says how he used to work out and take protein shakes and people used to say Phil looked "ripped".

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

He was never jacked. There are pictures floating around going back to his early 20s. Just the same old phil.

Wow d00d, not that he was ever a young Leo DiCaprio, but Phil was a relatively attractive young man all things considered. A picture comparison between then and now would be hilariously depressing.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Any favs to help me through my last two hours of the day? Him playing Spyro aint doin dick for me.

 

[Keystone]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Spoiler

It didn't happen. Ever. But we know that.

Nearly every picture of Phil back then has "faux tough-guy tryhard" written all over it.

 

[Cvitanich]

He probably thinks because he did it on high school during gym class, along with playing football, that it's as good as someone who does it for a living.