Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[SlurpleSpeckleon]

That link to the latest sperging is gone. Did anyone grab a mirror?

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Taking his September stream time into account, he (streamed) playing games for a total of 84 hours, 15 minutes and 12 seconds. Averaging 2 hours and 48 minutes a day.
Assuming he sleeps 8 hours a night, there's 13 hours and 12 minutes he can use to work. Let's take the "15 minutes answering Reddit questions" out of the 12 to make an even 13 hours. Seeing how he's still alive, let's give him 3-5 hours a day to eat/shower/jerk off etc.

This means, he's had about 8-10 hours a day to work on Yandere Simulator throughout September, and all that was updated was implementing a bugged headmaster and partnering with Crush Crush. Since nothing was stated, we're assuming no progress has been done for Osana.

Spoiler

I wonder when the breaking point for his fans will hit. Getting 5~10k a month is getting the game no where, and he's asking for 150k more.

This game is digging itself into it's own grave, and I'm afraid it will be stuck in purgatory as long as Alex's breathes.

he also said in one of his video it takes one hour to edit one minute of video

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Someone asked for a bunch of bugs i found in the latest build, so ask and ye shall receive.
Took me a while, since downloading the new build kept freezing my computer like a virus. The new builds aren't small at all. It took about ten minutes to download.

Spoiler: Images and explanations

Sometimes, doing the skip button during the Ayano beginning cutscene freezes the text message conversation with Info-chan
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I have a steady FPS at 20-12 when looking away from students at the lowest setting,

but when looking at students, it drops down to 8-6

The art room currently still has no collision

Currently, I keep having random freezes that last two-four seconds.

This should be self explanatory.... Her tits are spread out.

Using the debug, "KILL ALL STUDENTS" kills everyone including Senpai, making it possible to kill Senpai once again.

I tried burning his corpse

... and it worked!

This is all i have for now because my computer keeps freezing since i installed this game for this post and I'm getting rid of it.

 

[LucasSomething]

From the subreddit, more proof that Alex doesn't even playtests his game.

(if you open the door it clips trough the sign)

Why cant you put the sign on/above the doors like a normal person?

 

[MagneticTowels]

Why cant you put the sign on/above the doors like a normal person?

Spoiler

:autism:

 

[CupcakeBitch]

Speaking of bugs...

Spoiler: From the Subreddit

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

From the subreddit, more proof that Alex doesn't even playtests his game.

(if you open the door it clips trough the sign)

Why cant you put the sign on/above the doors like a normal person?

Why even have signs above the door like that at all? In what school is it like this? Aren't most school signs on the glass of the door (sometimes) or a placard on the wall next to the door?

 

[MagneticTowels]

Spoiler

 

[A Sign]

Speaking of bugs...

Spoiler: From the Subreddit

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"Yay more bugs! "- Azzman the Eva slayer

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Why even have signs above the door like that at all? In what school is it like this? Aren't most school signs on the glass of the door (sometimes) or a placard on the wall next to the door?

this is what signs from japanese schools are typically like

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

Really, he could fix the sign issue by having the sign on the side of the door it doesn't open out too. That seems to be the side the sign is supposed to be on anyway. Why does the door even opened outward? Most of the doors slide, and interior doors usually open into the room. What even.

 

[LucasSomething]

Why even have signs above the door like that at all? In what school is it like this? Aren't most school signs on the glass of the door (sometimes) or a placard on the wall next to the door?

My college was like this, at every classroom floor, every room has a small sign like [202] hanging from the wall slightly above each door, if you stand in the middle of the hallway you can see the number of every room, it's simply pratical. But that's only for classrooms, "Headmaster's Office" is too long to put on a sign and to specific to need one, not that Alex would know, he said before he designed the school entirely from his experience watching anime. (He probably never went inside a school).

 

[gnujzdupy]

From the subreddit, more proof that Alex doesn't even playtests his game.

(if you open the door it clips trough the sign)

Why cant you put the sign on/above the doors like a normal person?

I bet he's gonna replace this door with sliding door

 

[Luigi]

I bet he's gonna replace this door with sliding door

Nah, he's gonna put the door up in the sky. Alongside every other "deleted" asset.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Yandere simulater would have been such a great game. If only the creator wasn't such a money grubbing asshole.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Yandere simulater would have been such a great game. If only the creator wasn't such a money grubbing asshole.

Correction, if only the creator wasn't incompetent. There's nothing wrong with being a jew if your products are good.

 

[NSA]

I'm not a snob or anything but I like my murder training programs to run at double-digit fps.

 

[Keystone]

I'm not a snob or anything but I like my murder training programs to run at double-digit fps.

You expect your games to not be fetish simulators, operate smoothly and consistently, and have double-digit FPS? Go stick your dick in a beehive. (/sneed)

 

[MorganaIsMyReligion]

Someone seems to call out Dev at his names for the rivals, crowd seems of course leaning to Dev.
Archive - Thread

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

Someone seems to call out Dev at his names for the rivals, crowd seems of course leaning to Dev.
Archive - Thread

At one point he (finally) admitted that he wasn't good at coming up with names.

So what exactly is he good at then? He seems to have volunteers to do everything he can't, which is, well - everything.