Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

Woah lol no one is upset but you my dude. Hell, just looking at your profile shows all you do is post daily on this guy man.

"Daily", take a look again, I pop in roughly every four days if you were to grab a medium of my postings on Bryan. I only jump in when I have shit to say and it gets Juicy. Ive never really brought up the same shit other people say in some form of echo-chamber, its usually my interpretation of what kind of person he is.

Also nice diversion. Im asking why do you give a shit when you don't seem to do a lot on this website. And I am laughing, I find it very funny to weed Bryan out. If there is some sort of dark undertone you are sensing it is usually because they intend to be direct messages to Bryan.
 
This reminds me of the first 15 pages when Bryan was desperately defending himself but pretending to be a concerned fan or something.

I don't want to think Bryan is stupid enough to do that again, but with the account being created today and instantly jumping in here to deflect from him, one does wonder.
 
I think it is Bryan.
-Talking about DSP.
-Asking about Hal Turner which correlates with a stream Mistermetokur did talking about Hal Turner.
-Fresh account that conviently asks "Why bring up his girlfriend" when people in this thread barely tweeted her and the overall scenario being pretty milquetoast.
-Mentioning TJ and Armoured Skeptic, two people he used to bring up often already.

Jesus this kid really is brand fucking new to the internet.
 
It's fucking got to be him, I remember when I was like 14 my go to in defending myself within any forum on an alt-account was spelling the name wrong so I can come across as oblivious, therefore non-partisan.
 

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I am like 95% sure @LongJohn_loves_Silver is Bryan. He writes just like him and has an overall same demeaner. Plus like some of you said, the account was created super recent. Did he learn nothing from his antics? He cries victim then starts doing shady shit again.


You guys need a hobby. All I said was the thread was sad and kinda dull as the only funny stuff is him being here and for some peeps to calm down Abit.

I left only for you guys to go off on a paranoid frenzy and finally retag me into your crazy stuff.

You all need a break from the guy or something idk. Don't tag me into this big mess, if I'd had known you'd all turn into conspiracy theorists I'd never have said shit.

Don't tag me. I don't wanna get involved in this guy's mess. Fuck him and the crazy paranoid stuff you guys do with the guy.

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Oh fuck off. You're the last person to suggest advice after you decided to die on the hill of "it's okay to create problems for cows in RL as long as we get tard cum!" Your moral compass is so fucked you couldn't tell right from wrong if it hit you in the face.

I came here to tell everyone sorry, to explain things that were being done actively by members in this thread(some of which have contacted me to talk) and to answer any last questions before I nuke this account and make an anonymous account b I enjoy kiwifarms in general.

You're not the arbiter of objective truth or right. You're just some asshole like me on a comedy forum who takes it too seriously. I have my issues and everybody is only human. Nobody is perfect but youre just a sad asshole looking to make a mark just like pointandlaugh and John Smith.

You don't know me and you don't want to know me. I hope you figure out why you are the way you are and get some proper correction on your ethical ideas.

I'll wrap up my statements however I like. Everything is already out of the fucking bag might as well just handle like a man and be honest and hope people take it and get whatever resolve they want and move on just like I am.

This thread is kind of dull and keeps getting bumped by the guy in question, but he doesn't do or say anything too crazy.

I don't know what he did to you but you sound like a real piece of work man. Who brings someone's girlfriend into internet drama?

Him trying to fuck internet whores is funny and all but this thread just turned out to be sad and not funny or enjoyable. You should calm down Abit I think and just enjoy the funny moments. Not this.

I'm going to bed.

Tomorrow I'll make my anonymous account on a VPN and be done with it all.


I'm sorry for any harm I've caused others or grief. Idk what else to say. I hope everyone has a good night and hopefully I made some people satisfied or buried some things with anyone I've crossed.

Goodnight

You guys need a hobby. All I said was the thread was sad and kinda dull as the only funny stuff is him being here and for some peeps to calm down Abit.

I left only for you guys to go off on a paranoid frenzy and finally retag me into your crazy stuff.

You all need a break from the guy or something idk. Don't tag me into this big mess, if I'd had known you'd all turn into conspiracy theorists I'd never have said shit.

Don't tag me. I don't wanna get involved in this guy's mess. Fuck him and the crazy paranoid stuff you guys do with the guy.

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Didn't even bother holding off using the double newline "Reddit spacing." How about you git gud Bryan? A lot of people do it, by the way. But /pol/ from what I see lays his paragraph breaks on єχтяα тнι¢¢.
 
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You guys need a hobby. All I said was the thread was sad and kinda dull as the only funny stuff is him being here and for some peeps to calm down Abit.

I left only for you guys to go off on a paranoid frenzy and finally retag me into your crazy stuff.

You all need a break from the guy or something idk. Don't tag me into this big mess, if I'd had known you'd all turn into conspiracy theorists I'd never have said shit.

Don't tag me. I don't wanna get involved in this guy's mess. Fuck him and the crazy paranoid stuff you guys do with the guy.

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"You guys are like TOTALLY off the rails with the conspiracy theories", Again, just like Bryan you showcase a deep misunderstanding in how lolcow communities work. This entire website functions off of the kind of shit you are currently moaning at the thread for, piecing together behavioral patterns on people who defend themselves through alternative accounts, if you do not like it I have no fucking idea why you would sign-up.

While you are here care to answer these specific points.
-Why are you talking about Hal Turner, someone Mistermetokur brought up on a stream you definitely watched if you are Bryan.
-Why did you make a new account and talk about such a niche subject, I am not taking "Oh I just saw it was at the top" as an answer because it makes no sense to complain about a thread being unnecessarily bumped when by your logic you should have no idea what is going on inside and how it is being bumped, considering new information that is pretty funny came out only yesterday.
-Why was this account created not long after Bryan said he will be making an anonymous account.
-Why did you spell Bryan wrong, since it comes across as an attempt to be neutral by feigning ignorance on the subject, with your mistake being you tried to feign ignorance too hard.
-Why are you saying "How could you contact his ex-girlfriend" when she was not even really that phased or asked anything too horrid. She even stood tall in calling him out for being a liar. Did not seemed that phased at all. Your concern seems to showcase something only he himself appears to bring up.
 
if you had any individuals dox information in this thread that you disliked you easily would have leaked it to people because you are that predictable
Oh yeah he would. Anyone who had private communications with Bryan will tell you that. Unfortunately for him, people here are usually tech savvy, smarter than your average internet e-celeb, and fully aware that anonymity is a blessing you shouldn't cast away that easily. So his dox attempts end up falling flat.


I'm remaining optimistic it isn't KoP sockpuppeting because holy shit that would be sad. hilarious
FTFY.
 
I don't know him. I just saw the thread bumped. The OP has some deleted accounts and there seems to be a mix of him responding nicely or defending himself or you & that John guy really making it alot more then what this thread is.

I don't really care if he lied about relationship titles if he was in a relationship and I don't see the humor in it.

Him coming to defend himself in this thread or hitting on internet women was funny. This isn't. This is kinda sad.

holy shit. that kop/spacing.

it's like you know him or something
 
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Tomorrow I'll make my anonymous account on a VPN and be done with it all.

Good idea, Pol since I might do that too.

But you on the other hand, in before you'll slip up. "OOPS FUCK LOL" would be the answer.
 
Maybe he will come back with a super cool new persona that has the 4chan clover on it like the last one because remember guys, Bryan is in the in-crowd, he browses 4chan and is very, very cool.

Did you hear that he was actually a Metokur member?
 
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I am like 95% sure @LongJohn_loves_Silver is Bryan. He writes just like him and has an overall same demeaner. Plus like some of you said, the account was created super recent. Did he learn nothing from his antics? He cries victim then starts doing shady shit again.

Love the autistic revenge rating this post got. Now who else do we know does that? Who else in this specific thread gives revenge ratings to people who don't suck him off and say anything that could be construed as negative or slightly critical of them? I wonder.

This right here is why you have a thread, Bryan. Making that whiny "woe is me" goodbye post, only to immediately sockpuppet yourself; because your previous attempts at it have gone so well.
 
So uh... did you basically baleete because your girlfriend and you broke up?

And nothing else?
No he went off the rails. Like this must have been his first girlfriend. I get it because when I had my first girlfriend and she dumped me, I did something similar, you go nuts. I mean my first girlfriend was my friend's ex, I could power level more but that story kind of tells itself. It's not a great one. But that's why people don't want to fuck with virgins--because they're so clingy, let alone inexperienced.

He was telling people they were married when she didn't even want to be called his girlfriend. I mean I never went that far so I don't really know about that, but dude you have to let go, you have to move on. I mean, when I was 15 or whatever I was able to move on because the dudes I hung out with were there, my bros. They helped me laugh and shit, let me laugh with them and find shit to laugh at, and take my mind off it. Bryan is sitting around and living it over and over, that his girlfriend dumped him, he put so much of himself into the fact that he was some cool dude who had a girlfriend and was "married" that when she left him it broke him.

I almost get where he's coming from on this shit.

I mean I didn't like the dude but Im a soft hearted faggot. I know basically who he is and I know his motive and his M.O, but at the same time, I get why Metokur keeps him around because he's so endearingly autistic.

Im almost late, and because of that my thoughts are scattered and disorganized, I have a lot more to say on this and Im a super sperg so I can't really extrapolate.

I never really liked the dude, but he's kind of grown on me because you always know how he's going to act. He's almost like Chris Chan where you know he's gonna fuck up, you know how he's gonna act, but you're optimistic that he'll get better and turn it around.
 
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