Lovequest Sorry- I'll take you back - 10-06-2017 - So... the trolling continues

[Slowinthemind]

I don't know. Is being gassed better than being stuck in an abusive relationship?

If you are in a relationship with Chris then you are certainly going to get gassed.

 

[Trashman]

I don't like Chris, but I really hate seeing him being manipulated so cruely by this guy. He may be a miserable autist manchild, but he's our miserable autist manchild and I'd rather not have some crazy eyebrow lady force him into a valium overdose. Jessica should do the reveal/email dump soon, before this gets really pathetic on both sides.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I thought Rocky went "Fuck this shit y'all bitches is crazy."

No, Saintly tard wranglers like her are used to this sort of thing. We all forget that Chris is a severely mentally delayed and disenfranchised autistic lunatic, who fell through the cracks starting at birth. If Greene Elementary was trying to put him away, then they were trying to help Chris more than his parents ever did. He's shown himself incapable of handling meaningful social interaction or exercising proper judgment, which Rocky knows and probably doesn't judge him for (not too much anyway).
Chris is basically a giant toddler, who, ideally, should have been put on time-out since childhood.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Dumb question but why can I not see that comment...? It's not showing up for me.... very odd...

 

[Optimus Prime]

Jessica should have called it quits after that amazing tard rage video. Now things are getting to the point whoever this person is has Chris on a leash and this is some fucked up mirror of how Barb manipulated Chris by faking dying every time she didn't like what he was doing.

Maybe we actually should intervene for Chris here, he's a fucking asshole but this shit crosses the line.

 

[Bananasaurus]

I think EVEN Chris should realize that he's not getting that poontang after all. It's not like he's known for having a long attention span.

How is Chris supposed to know what a healthy relationship is like? He has no romantic experience and has been socialized Saturday morning cartoons. That's why Jessica will get away with pussywhipping him. She's taking advantage of a lonely, horny, entitled retard. Master troll right there.

 

[CWCchange]

She's such a bad troll. If you're going to "date" Chris you gotta go all out or go home and think about what you've done.

IDK, even before the date, he/she/it made Chris tard rage on camera for the first time in a while, which is pretty good trolling in my books.

 

[GokuGetEm]

So his spoilt, overly dramatic whining won her back.

Yeah, this should do wonders for Chris's development and his overall world view.

 

[Hiragana]

More importantly, will Chris-chan take us back?

As a sign of forgivness, I'll pre-emptively withdraw my Curse Ya Ha Me Ha with a Blessing Ya Ha Me Ha.

 

[Duck and Turn]

I knew it. She's manipulating him by throwing tantrums every time he does something she mildly disapproves of, until she'll have him conditioned into her pet autist who only does as his mistress says.

Whoever is behind this account is fucked in the head.

She's wasting her time. Chris can't be conditioned into anything. The fact that we are still getting fake sweetheart sagas in this day and age is a solid proof.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

In other news, Chris isn't a real woman, Barb is old and dying, and while we're on the subject of shit everyone knows, the sky is blue.

 

[Zarkov]

This saga was only mildly amusing to begin with. Now it's just full of gay and unrealistic content.

I don't know about that. Quinn has provided us with what is arguably the best Chris video in years, that has to count for something.

 

[dacwcman69]

So his spoilt, overly dramatic whining won her back.

Yeah, this should do wonders for Chris's development and his overall world view.

I cant wait for more of his dating advice
"If you fuck up, just keep crying til they take you back, mmm, yeah.

 

[Hiragana]

This saga was only mildly amusing to begin with. Now it's just full of gay and unrealistic content.

Dicks have yet to be touched, so it doesn't qualify as gay.

 

[NinFreakLan]

No, Saintly tard wranglers like her are used to this sort of thing. We all forget that Chris is a severely mentally delayed and disenfranchised autistic lunatic, who fell through the cracks starting at birth. If Greene Elementary was trying to put him away, then they were trying to help Chris more than his parents ever did. He's shown himself incapable of handling meaningful social interaction or exercising proper judgment, which Rocky knows and probably doesn't judge him for (not too much anyway).
Chris is basically a giant toddler, who, ideally, should have been put on time-out since childhood.

Shit when you put it like that you make him sympathetic.... Sympathy for Chris feels... wrong. Stop that right now or I swear to Godbear we won't get a new arc in this shit for christmas.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Part of me wishes Chris would say something like “w/e, why should I take you back?” but this is Chris, so nah.

 

[Rupin]

Chris is gonna Chris, I guess. At least, Jessica is getting him to put out good content!

Is the date still on?

 

[Bragorboats]

I've said it before, this isn't just linked to Jessica, but most of the troll girlfriends... I think on some level Chris always knows they're a troll. As sad as it sounds, Chris goes along with it anyway, because hey, an online girlfriend might 99% be a troll, but if he tries 100, he'll get one, right? I think in a twisted way Chris pursues them because it's his only interaction; he can't dump Jessica to go out with his mates.

Sounds a bit far fetched? We've all seen it - the kid at school who hangs out with a group that don't like him and at best tolerates him. Chris and Jessica, or Rebecca, or Kacey - this it that.

 

[stets]

Part of me wishes Chris would say something like “w/e, why should I take you back?” but this is Chris, so nah.

Yup. Chris has already changed his relationship status on Facebook to include Jessica, so he didn't waste a spare second to take her back.

 

[Nien Nunb]

The Eyebrow saga continues! I sure can't wait for the next "breakup".