FB 10/6 - Quinn's missing out

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Ice cream: the number one solution to heartbreak.

In all seriousness though, I think Chris shouldn't spite and/humiliate her like this, no matter how well-deserved and karmic it might be. I don't like Jessica at all given her recent actions, but this is going a biiiit far.
 
Do you think maybe he heard "Revenge is a dish best served cold", made it autismally literal in his mind and then went to eat ice-cream with such fervour that he gave himself brainfreeze?
 
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I love how before he vehemently denied being fat, but now that he sees a benefit in it he's flaunting his gut like there's no tomorrow. Truly hilarious.
 
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To everything - turn, turn, turn
There is a season - turn, turn, turn
And a time to every purpose under heaven

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep

To everything - turn, turn, turn
There is a season - turn, turn, turn
And a time to every purpose under heaven

A time to build up, a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones
A time to gather stones together

To everything - turn, turn, turn
There is a season - turn, turn, turn
And a time to every purpose under heaven

A time of love, a time of hate
A time of war, a time of peace
A time you may embrace
A time to refrain from embracing

To everything - turn, turn, turn
There is a season - turn, turn, turn
And a time to every purpose under heaven

A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time to love, a time to hate
A time of peace, I swear it's not too late!
 
He's going to fatten up on purpose to either mock Jessica, or attract another girl, I have no doubt he now thinks ALL girls like fat fucks like him and not just nasty degenerates.
 
Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
He's going to fatten up on purpose to either mock Jessica, or attract another girl, I have no doubt he now thinks ALL girls like fat fucks like him and not just nasty degenerates.
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He thinks he's simultaneously embarrassing and depriving some broad by broadcasting her fetishes and what she "could've won" when he's merely baiting the spectre of a person that never existed with content that humiliates only himself.

God damn.
 
"Jessica" should have shown up. If it's actually a guy, all you would need is a blonde wig and shitty eyebrows.
 
The mental images I'm experiencing thanks to the confirmation that Jessica was actually a "feeder" is giving me cancer. If this was all she was literally after (it seems so with how much Chris is talking about it) I'm gonna die. He's legit taking pictures of his engorged gut in front of all those kids with the dildo on his head r.i.p.
 
Super Collie said:
Yeah, today is the 6th. The MLP thing at the Drafthouse is on the 7th. This is just Chris wasting an afternoon at a frozen yogurt joint.

We may still be in for a treat just yet.
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I was just thinking to myself good on Chris watching the movie and not doing anything to get himself thrown out/arrrested but I guess the real drama starts tommorow.
 
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