Infected The Rick and Morty fandom and haters

[pelicannon]

I tried to like this show but I just found the humor to be exhausting, it had some really good jokes and then Rick burped for 6 seconds so whatever I guess. I just don't enjoy that kind of preteen boy gross humor.

It's a show that designed perfectly for the autists who are freaking out about it now.

 

[Eliza Cassan]

You forgot the people who are thirsty for Rick's dick. They're pretty abundant on tumblr.

I'm pretty sure they are wedged snugly between the autistic and shipper crowd, topped off with an unhealthy amount of (Grand)daddy kink.

Compared to the rest of the shit the tumblr crowd is into (Pennywise, for example), it's a pretty mild thing to crop up from the fandom. Almost expected, really. At least he's, ya'know, legal.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

If I have to listen to another real life normie friend or acquaintance whose company I usually enjoy shout "I'm pickle riiiiiick" apropos of absolutely nothing I'm going to stab them in the eyes.

The sezchuan sauce debacle is a precious treasure however.

 

[Baby Pom]

Only autistic children watch cartoons.

lol calm down

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Cute of Justin Roiland to instantly shift blame away from him, as if one of the most popular series acknowledging a cult-level time-limited sauce wouldn't make them jump the gun for free revenue without lifting a finger.

Only slightly above the idiocy that was GameGrumps going "HEY WENDY'S" in every episode for a month, totally not expecting fans to do the same thing.

 

[Calooby]

If I took a diarrhea shit in a jar, dyed it red, and got a convincing looking McDonalds label on it, would these people buy it? I kind of want to trick someone into eating my shit for the lulz and I could really use the money, I can't afford Santa (my dad's) casket and funeral and all of that shit right now, and I don't want to cremate him either.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

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lol calm down

Oh come on now. It was meant in jest.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

If I took a diarrhea shit in a jar, dyed it red, and got a convincing looking McDonalds label on it, would these people buy it? I kind of want to trick someone into eating my shit for the lulz and I could really use the money, I can't afford Santa (my dad's) casket and funeral and all of that shit right now, and I don't want to cremate him either.

They would. But once they realized they ate shit they would sue you into oblivion. Better just sell your shit to a scat fetishist.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Just Googled "slutty Rick and Morty halloween costume" and...

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Holy hell, we're in for a trip this Halloween

Its ok i'm going as a Warhammer Ork this year so i'll be sure to tell any R&M people to Zog off.

 

[QB 290]

The irony of people watching a cartoon filled with shit jokes, dick jokes and weird gross alien shit and then say only they are smart enough to "get it".

 

[Gordon Cole]

 

[soryu]

I was briefly in The Real Ricks Facebook group when it had under 400 or so members because I hate myself. I remember someone made a post saying anybody who smokes weed isn't actually intelligent and there were over 200 comments filled with paragraphs of mostly one clearly upset guy bragging about a class he took in college where they looked at brains of people on drugs.

 

[Krungus]

 

[Cosmos]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rick-and-Morty-Authentic-McDonalds-Szechuan-Sauce-/132347818888

$17,200 now. And 93 bids

For a bottle of sauce.

"5 sold in 24 hours"

 

[Mr Zero]

Police Respond to McDonald's Szechuan Sauce Shortages for 'Rick and Morty' Fans
Rick And Morty Fans Riot At McDonald’s Because There’s No Szechuan Sauce

I don't mean to be a racebaiting S.J.W but... real talk here. Imagine if there was some NBA promotional sauce line deal with McDonalds and then black people swarmed McDonalds across the country and started rioting when they ran out of sauce and police had to be called to multiple locations and then video started emerging of NBA fans eating the raw sauce off the ground with their bare hands incoherently screaming catchphrases from their favorite Basketball Player. You know it would be the leading story with Tucker Carlson for the next week.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I really love that all the brainless nubs who share i-fucking-love-science pictures and retweet Neil Degrasse Tyson and jerk off to Bill Nye now tell themselves they're so creative and intellectual for watching a cartoon... but when that cartoon engages in an extremely obvious ploy of pre-planned product placement with McDonalds, not a single one of these can't-be-fooled free thinkers takes a moment to say "hey, wait a minute..."

I was 12 when Mulan came out and I regularly ate McDonalds then. But I don't remember this szechuan sauce stuff. No one remembered it existed until Rick & Morty told them to remember it. No one ever talked about it or made memes about it on the internet. No one had any demand for it until a cartoon character plugged it. I repeat: in the year 2017 no one but McDonalds cared about this old McDonalds product, and McDonalds and Rick & Morty just cynically changed that with a little viral (read: disingenuous) marketing. These mental toddlers think they influenced McDonalds with their sudden demand, when in reality McDonalds decided on its own to bring back an old product that no one wanted, and tricked their customers into thinking it was their own idea to want it by filtering it to them through the mouthpiece of a cartoon for which they will lower their every defense and by which they will be led by the nose just because it flatters their sense of self-importance. McDonalds literally gamed these tools by using the plot of Inception in the real world as a marketing scheme and succeeding at it. A money-grubbing corporation not only reached into your heads and planted an idea that will be agreeable to their bottom line, but also made you proud to play a part in their profit. You're being had, children.

At this rate the Trump administration can debut an anthropomorphic piece of bacon as its new friendly mascot and antifa will disappear overnight because these bored children all think eating bacon is a religion, and anyone who presents them something they like must be right.

 

[KM 749]

Stupid Commies corrupting my juvenile cartoons.

 

[Mr Zero]

 

[ThePlagueTND]

I blame all this bullshit on the rise of "nerd culture".

Back in the day when you were a "nerd" you were part of a minority. Not everyone played d&d or watched the latest sci-fi show.

Nowadays everyone watches the sci-fi shows and plays games. "Look at me guys, I'm such a nerd."

The masses now all declare themselves nerds but they still carry this stupid fucking torch like they're still a small minority of people that aren't getting their dues. It's sickening.

 

[Wallace]

I blame all this bullshit on the rise of "nerd culture".

Back in the day when you were a "nerd" you were part of a minority. Not everyone played d&d or watched the latest sci-fi show.

Nowadays everyone watches the sci-fi shows and plays games. "Look at me guys, I'm such a nerd."

The masses now all declare themselves nerds but they still carry this stupid fucking torch like they're still a small minority of people that aren't getting their dues. It's sickening.

Nerd culture came about because Internet companies needed eyeballs to sell their ad space to, and a disproportionate number of those eyeballs were nerds; autistic and with poor social skills. The rest of the world thought it was the hip new trend and jumped on board. It's both sad and hilarious to watch the bullied become the bullies, especially since there is no way to convince them that they are no longer the bullied.

I never thought I'd find myself cheering for nuclear war, but when I read this thread, I can't help but go, "Hey Russia, China, Iran, NK... please nuke us back to the stone age, because we have clearly gotten far too fat and useless as a society."