Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[Gentleburd]

His narcissism is impressive. Quoting himself, talking down to people, and even calling himself a modern philosopher! Goodness.

Mister 88, I believe the first step to making yourself not be a massive asshole is to realize your shit stinks just as much as ours does.
Oh, and the first step to fixing your writing career is to realize what the red squiggly line under half the words in your stories means.

 

[KM 749]

For only 96 dollars plus tax, you can have this masterpiece. Sure, he didn't even bother to correct the cut-off text at the bottom, but we can guarantee that this product is one of a kind!

And hey, shipping is only 5$!

Let the artist speak for himself:

"how can you make chuck norris even more awsome. make him a terminator of course.
The Terminator will always be number 1 on my sci fi movies list.
Robots rising up to destroy us all. Now thats my kind of apocolypse"

 

[Billy_Sama]

@coolbreeze88 Were you homeschooled?

 

[Gentleburd]

For only 96 dollars plus tax, you can have this masterpiece. Sure he didn't even bother to realize that the text at the bottom is cut off, but we can guarantee that this product is one of a kind!

And hey, shipping is only 5$!

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I’m sitting here staring at the picture on that post...And I can’t think of a proper rating for it.
Do I rate Horrifying, for the massive price tag and the ridiculous scribbles? Do I rate Optimistic, to honor the massively inflated self-worth that guy must have to put any price at all on it? Or do I just rate Drink, as a suggestion for dear Squealer so they can forget this tragedy exists?

 

[Jellyfish]

Finally caught up with this thread, what a ride. I think my IQ went down by about 130 points reading it, though.

Has PK ever acknowledged this guy outside of denying his foxsona entry to her shitty comic and banning him from picarto? It's even sadder if he made this thread with the intent of having us go after her if she doesn't even know he exists.

 

[KM 749]

I’m sitting here staring at the picture on that post...And I can’t think of a proper rating for it.
Do I rate Horrifying, for the massive price tag and the ridiculous scribbles? Do I rate Optimistic, to honor the massively inflated self-worth that guy must have to put any price at all on it? Or do I just rate Drink, as a suggestion for dear Squealer so they can forget this tragedy exists?

Just enough drinks to put me in a blissful coma.

 

[Slutpuppies]

I hope more cows come in talking about their OCs, that's at least original

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Oh man, why didn't I get hazed like this when I joined? Did I miss a memo or something?

 

[KM 749]

Some more TV tropes sperging.

"If I can't make everything about Aspergers and the evil democrats, then I am being oppressed by freedom hating bigots."

 

[Eggplant]

Some more TV tropes sperging.

"If I can't make everything about Aspergers and the evil democrats, then I am being oppressed by freedom hating bigots."

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What is it with him and lawsuits?

is...

iz he jewish, Hanz?

 

[Paradigm]

... Apparently a lot has happened around here since Tuesday. What even.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Some more TV tropes sperging.

"If I can't make everything about Aspergers and the evil democrats, then I am being oppressed by freedom hating bigots."

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>Occupy Wall Street
>opposed to income equality

I think Mr. 130 IQ is either missing a some letters there or he doesn't understand OWS.

 

[AnonAutismo]

What is it with him and lawsuits?

is...

iz he jewish, Hanz?

I would love it if he actually went to a lawyer and tried to sue any number of the sites that he thinks are oppressing him (be it our very own Kiwi Farms or TVTropes). It would make @Skylar Ittner and his attempts to sue his college look downright reasonable in comparison.

 

[CrunkLord420]

you arrogant fool *rips heart out and eats it*. in our culture. its customary to eat the hearts of our enemies to bring them dishonor even in death.

oh dear. how silly of me. i forgot to kill you. *slices into your jugular with his sharp talons causing you to bleed to death*

Makes me feel a bit better that he should be 16 when he wrote this.

What is it with him and lawsuits?

is...

iz he jewish, Hanz?

No, Allen is clearly full true White American Christian Conservative (not a cuckservative, obviously).

 

[TheMaxHeadroomIncident]

He is against Aspies or something? If so, we've found yet another Chris-chan, at least in that department.

 

[Robotron]

Oh man, why didn't I get hazed like this when I joined? Did I miss a memo or something?

You probably weren't autistic enough for the hazing.

 

[KM 749]

More dA comments coming up.

Spoiler: Plz Gib Monies

Spoiler: Angry about Kekleons

Spoiler: Soul Searching

 

[Eggplant]

More dA comments coming up.

Spoiler: Plz Gib Monies

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Spoiler: Angry about Kekleons

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Spoiler: Soul Searching

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That's enough proof for me!

HANS!

MASCHINENPISTOLE! NOW!

 

[Dewey Manlove]

I know AsperJew130 is lurking, so I'm hoping for his opinion of this OC his work inspired. A completely original (do not steal) homage to his "Chuck Norris is the Terminator" piece.

The inspiration

 

[Jackal]

I just cringed so hard I think I broke my spine. I wasn't prepared for this level of :autism:.