Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[Dewey Manlove]

re they high or some shit

Yeah, AsperJew130 is anyway. He's filled to the gills with Lexapro and Risperdal.

 

[KM 749]

When people said that this cow milks himself, they weren't joking.

First, he comes to the Farms himself with six years of edge and embarrassment, and now he's willing to make a whole lot more immediately after our wells begin to run dry. How generous.

 

[HY 140]

First, he comes to the Farms himself with six years of edge and embarrassment, and now he's willing to make a whole lot more immediately after our wells begin to run dry. How generous.

the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Lamy 2000]

"... take out the servers directly by shutting off their cooling fans causing them to melt"

Nigga what? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Let's pretend for a moment that he somehow managed to be in a situation that let him do that.

If this was something you could accomplish you would be able to destroy everything in so many other better and faster ways. Seriously, when I read that line I was laughing so hard that I had trouble breathing. Holy shit.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I read this thread and wow, I'm just astounded.

 

[Dembow]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand coolbreeze88's stories

 

[Y2K Baby]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand coolbreeze88's stories

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to post images properly.

 

[Dembow]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to post images properly.

new to the farms lol
hopefully fixed

 

[Autistic Yandere]

just saw this.

a cow milking himself? interesting....

 

[Privileged Millennial]

This guy is going to singlehandedly put the entire dairy industry out of business.

 

[Jellyfish]

Fucking tragic.

 

[ICametoLurk]

He fucked up so much that when you google his name, three Kiwi Farms links appear instead of a regular one.

 

[Autistic Yandere]

oh my god lmao, why do I feel pity for him

 

[KiwiMisetté]

did this place just turn into the new dobson thread

also can someone remove his preliviges to choose who can view his profile or not; i'm missing out so much fun stuff in his profile

EDIT: putting screencaps/archive links on the op is appreciated too

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Hello @coolbreeze88!
Here is a short list of things you cannot do to remove your information:

Delete the thread
Whine to mods to delete the thread
Deleting your account
Threatening to sue
Claiming that site actions e.g. doxing are illegal
Trying to criminally indict members of the site
Trying to criminally indict the owners of the site
Deleting fucking everything
Making angry and edgy threats against members of the site
Claim that you were pretending to be exceptional.

And just remember, you made the thread, you dug the grave.

Have a nice day.

Someone should write a Kiwifarms Survival Guide. It'd be just like the Zombie Survival Guide, only useful.

 

[KM 749]

Someone should write a Kiwifarms Survival Guide. It'd be just like the Zombie Survival Guide, only useful.

And every single page of this thread would go into it as a case study.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Getting rid of the III doesn't help

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

And every single page of this thread would go into it as a case study.

Nah, it's gotta be more diversified than that. I'm sure there are some things other lolcows have done that he hasn't. One or two at least.

 

[Asperchewy]

Any post/thread that begins with the phrase "Yo" is bound to end gloriously.

 

[Swedish Fish]

Someone should write a Kiwifarms Survival Guide. It'd be just like the Zombie Survival Guide, only useful.

But then we wouldn't get such gold as this naive babe has given us. Plus he already had tips pasted all over this place, and was too stupid incredibly intelligent to follow them. He's creating a perfect legacy for himself, faster than we could ask for it, and I'm not one to turn that kind of gift horse away.

Besides, you learn more from your mistakes than your successes. I can only hope he learns a lot from this.