Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

I clocked that abit thing straight away. What I don't get is how he lets criticism get to him to the point he'll make sock accounts and not just sock accounts but, in Bryans case, obvious as shit sock accounts and for what? Is he hoping to change the mind of people who say sucj things? Nearly every post Longjohn made in the DSP thread from posting about stuff DSP did to then claiming to not have a clue who DSP was couldn't have made it more obvious who was behind the account which is why longjohn has been MIA. Only other reason for it would have been someone pretending to be not just Bryan but one of his sock accounts.

If you want to have any eceleb, if you want popularity on the world wide web, if you strive to be the first stop... hold on, second stop for videos on autistic people you aren't going to have everyone like you, that's common sense. I guess like Fred Fuchs and a host of other people connected to DSP they're fine in a circle jerk shitposting about Phil but if anyone reciprocates it towards them they cry like bitches. Do unto others obviously is as alien to these people as thick skin.

If Pol learns anything from this it's wading in defending yourself when a couple of people say shit about him only makes for more people joining in. You'd hope he learns from it but I dunno...
 
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Worse yet is that Bryan leaves himself open to imposters pretending to be him and making his reputation that much worse. His sockpuppetry is so bad that anyone could do it. Hopefully nobody does that to him though. :drink:
 
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The way he speaks on this account is exactly the same as his @FedoraManManMan account on the starting pages. He will mention how spergy he is in order to come across as not him because why would he ever take a jab at himself (fucking genius). He will then follow it up with how we should not be making fun of him because its is cruel and not to the nature of this forum (even though the forum has done a lot worse to other people). And then he will end it with how we are being paranoid, delusional, and how we have gorging hate boners for assuming the only person on the thread defending him is actually Bryan himself.

The dude is so fucking stupid to the point where I think he is crazy, most definitely narcissistic. If he ever got so crazy enough to warrant Jim doing a hugbox video on him he would definitely take up a hobby related to noose tying.
 
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I am actually impressed he had the balls to make another account to try and trick us. Again. I mean, It was completely obvious as soon as he started defending himself, but JSGOTI nailed it home like one big coffin nail.


Although...
I am a little bit less impressed when I realise that he is a complete idiot and this is probably some fetish he has. People making fun of his stupid choices.
 
For me the hilarious thing, aside from the previous sockpuppeting, was how he wrote that mewling "woe is me" goodbye post only to come back barely 15 minutes later with a new sock account :story:

That little stunt right there was real proof that he is unironically mentally fucked. And he's gonna do it again. He's gonna come back under a new sock, try to do the same shit, and get called on it instantly because of how blatantly obvious it is.
 
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For me the hilarious thing, aside from the sockpuppeting, was how he wrote that mewling "woe is me" goodbye post only to come back barely 15 minutes later with a new sock account :story:

That little stunt right there was real proof that he is unironically mentally fucked. And he's gonna do it again. He's gonna come back under a new sock, try to do the same shit, and get called on it instantly because of how blatantly obvious it is.
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Calling it now: In his 1st posts with the new sock he will try to jam in the words "a bit", writing it in the correct manner to prove that he is not Bryan.
 
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I know it's a wild and stupid speculation but I have a itch, I think he's lurking in the DSP threads. Not with the LongJohn account though. There is a few new members, some have the same style as him.

It's good he's deleted his twitter and youtube account and hasn't created another one.
 
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If you look at this thread and cross reference it to the SoK thread.. You will be rewarded with some great comedy..

Basically, @FedoraManManMan admits he's Bryan in here.. And at the same time acts like a normal sock in the SoK thread and refers to himself in the 3rd person for whatever reason..

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Interesting tidbit regarding that - That one and other posts were actually under the account name "InvisibleNigger" at the time, but one evening somebody changed all the InvisibleNigger posts to FedoraManManMan. Some of those were changed back to InvisibleNigger after an internal forum investigation of some description, but it has always struck me as quite odd shall we say that the InvisibleNigger individual never came back afterwards to vehemently protest their account being changed like that.
 
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Interesting tidbit regarding that - That one and other posts were actually under the account name "InvisibleNigger" at the time, but one evening somebody changed all the InvisibleNigger posts to FedoraManManMan. Some of those were changed back to InvisibleNigger after an internal forum investigation of some description, but it has always struck me as quite odd shall we say that the InvisibleNigger individual never came back afterwards to vehemently protest their account being changed like that.
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Yeah I just checked.. And you can see it in the quote marks.. I was reading up on the SoK thread and I found that by accident.. I think that sock's name should be added to the thread title for completion's sake..

I think by then Bryan had already turned on the SoK and didn't really care about his socks being exposed after the fact..

From reading those posts, I feel his biggest problem was him trying to force his way into internet drama to become the new Jim. He tried it with GG, and he tried it with the DSP communities..

What he didn't notice is that Jim himself had to delete everything at one point and return under a new identity for whatever reason. Which indicates to me that there's dangers involved.
 
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From reading those posts, I feel his biggest problem was him trying to force his way into internet drama to become the new Jim. He tried it with GG, and he tried it with the DSP
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The fuck would you go into DSP so late? So fucking boring to pay this much attention to when he only does something to laugh at every 6 or so months. Though DSP is hilarious to laugh at in terms of growing some edgy, commentary channel its a dead end.
 
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The fuck would you go into DSP so late? So fucking boring to pay this much attention to when he only does something to laugh at every 6 or so months. Though DSP is hilarious to laugh at in terms of growing some edgy, commentary channel its a dead end.
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I think by now, DSP is a cow that's mostly been milked by the community.. A lot of the time, I feel that the humor is gone from the man himself.. The real comedy source these days is the communities around him on both sides.. The current implosion of DSP's support network is fun to watch IMO.

Of course KoP completely misjudges the situation and goes all in with the SoK. And even after getting a very lucky reprieve.. He tries to inject himself in the Fred Fuchs drama, which is another dead end (Currently at least) by the time his own thread blows up..
 
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I think by now, DSP is a cow that's mostly been milked by the community.. A lot of the time, I feel that the humor is gone from the man himself.. The real comedy source these days is the communities around him on both sides.. The current implosion of DSP's support network is fun to watch IMO.

Of course KoP completely misjudges the situation and goes all in with the SoK. And even after getting a very lucky reprieve.. He tries to inject himself in the Fred Fuchs drama, which is another dead end (Currently at least) by the time his own thread blows up..
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I like to imagine he got off so fucking hard to the Ross drama and was probably one of the few things keeping him happy for months. He has this hypocritical nature of loving drama that destroys peoples lives, but plays victim once people start targeting him.
 
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I like to imagine he got off so fucking hard to the Ross drama and was probably one of the few things keeping him happy for months. He has this hypocritical nature of loving drama that destroys peoples lives, but plays victim once people start targeting him.
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I knew the instant I saw that revenge rating :story:

I absolutely love when someone is so fucking retarded that you can tell them exactly what will happen and how it will happen, yet they ignore you and do it anyway. Like how we keep telling Bryan his autistic obsession with revenge rating is one of the (many) things that give him away, yet he keeps doing it. Animals learn faster than this, Bryan.
 
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