Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[FramerGirl420]

I wonder how she'll dress them up this year.

TFW you'll never get to see them dressed as Pip & Flip.

 

[A Skeleton]

TFW you'll never get to see them dressed as Pip & Flip.

that's how she dresses them every day

 

[Barbarella]

Has she dressed them up in recent years? The mermaids and lobster/chef have become memes so we think she always does it, but I think they were years ago. With Cal gone does she even do the dress-up thing still? Seems like the days of a big family Halloween would be over.

I put costumes on my dogs but they can at least go to the door and wag their tails at the kiddies.

 

[JaneThough]

This is from last year, so I assume she's still doing it.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

This is from last year, so I assume she's still doing it.

The look on the black sheep-dog's face is how I feel when I look at this pic. That dog knows...

 

[Trombonista]

This is from last year, so I assume she's still doing it.

The girls look like they hate their costumes.

 

[FramerGirl420]

I'm actually surprised Gwen didn't make Cal be the black sheep of the family.

 

[MysticMisty]

This is from last year, so I assume she's still doing it.

Cal looks incredibly embarrassed at being made to dress up as a sheep in his senior year. Poor guy should be allowed to dress up as the same shit his peers wear, or not at all. Instead he had to be shamed as a sheep in front of strangers in town and on the internet.

 

[Lunachu]

I put costumes on my dogs but they can at least go to the door and wag their tails at the kiddies.

That and people are generally happy to see puppers.

 

[Cake Farts]

Cal looks incredibly embarrassed at being made to dress up as a sheep in his senior year. Poor guy should be allowed to dress up as the same shit his peers wear, or not at all. Instead he had to be shamed as a sheep in front of strangers in town and on the internet.

I can taste the pain from here.

Even doggo has had enough of Gwen's bullshit.

 

[Barbarella]

Aha, so she does still do it. Awesome, more meme material.

Scott just handed his balls to her immediately after the ring exchange, ya think?

 

[Muscle Bra]

At least Scott was a willing participant. Poor Cal has been so brainwashed he doesn’t have any choice but to participate in Gwennie’s insanity.

Assuming the Hartleys’ stories about him being valedictorian and class president and a basketball hero were true, he should have been a slam-dunk (no pun intended) to get into the University of Kansas and escape from Gwennie and her shenanigans. Instead, he decides to attend some expensive no-name junior college less than an hour from home.

 

[Cake Farts]

At least Scott was a willing participant. Poor Cal has been so brainwashed he doesn’t have any choice but to participate in Gwennie’s insanity.

Assuming the Hartleys’ stories about him being valedictorian and class president and a basketball hero were true, he should have been a slam-dunk (no pun intended) to get into the University of Kansas and escape from Gwennie and her shenanigans. Instead, he decides to attend some expensive no-name junior college less than an hour from home.

Maybe his girlfriend goes there. Young people in love often put their partner over their own best interests.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

At least Scott was a willing participant. Poor Cal has been so brainwashed he doesn’t have any choice but to participate in Gwennie’s insanity.

Assuming the Hartleys’ stories about him being valedictorian and class president and a basketball hero were true, he should have been a slam-dunk (no pun intended) to get into the University of Kansas and escape from Gwennie and her shenanigans. Instead, he decides to attend some expensive no-name junior college less than an hour from home.

To be fair, Cal somehow playing for Kansas would've made him literally worse than Hitler.

In a way, it's good he's going to some shit JUCO.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Maybe one day poor Cal will finally snap and pull a Calumbine and take out the entire family.

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

Maybe one day poor Cal will finally snap and pull a Calumbine and take out the entire family.

‘We Need to Talk About Cal’.

 

[Antipathy]

Has she dressed them up in recent years? The mermaids and lobster/chef have become memes so we think she always does it, but I think they were years ago. With Cal gone does she even do the dress-up thing still? Seems like the days of a big family Halloween would be over.

I put costumes on my dogs but they can at least go to the door and wag their tails at the kiddies.

 

[Dysnomia]

The girls look like they hate their costumes.

Lola looks like a literal dead body. I feel so bad for the trick or treaters because I'm sure every year is a true horror show for the neighborhood children. Just like the mermaid incident but it's an annual event.

 

[Antipathy]

Lola looks like a literal dead body. I feel so bad for the trick or treaters because I'm sure every year is a true horror show for the neighborhood children. Just like the mermaid incident but it's an annual event.

I know Halloween is supposed to be about fear and the dead, but that's a tiny bit visceral for kiddies, don't you think? They probably avoid her house or something.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

What are you going as for Halloween this year Lola?

An eldritch horror which exposes the inherent fragility of not only our bodies but also our minds. A nightmare the plain truth of which is that the very things that makes us human, that we consider soul, are just organic matter which too can rot. In it's utter disconnection from health and life or fertility, a terrible vision which no costume can match.

Or a lobster.