Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[ConSluttant]

we know that's bullshit, the company that recorded it showed the positive review he left when he started bitching on their page way later, and even on his FB at the time he said it was basically the silver bullet to taylor swifts un-sexable heart.

And another thing which speaks of Captain Slobberchops initial satisfaction with the production of this song which, along with the positive review he left the music production company, completely negates this bullshit story was the fact that he uploaded it to his Soundcloud account and pasted it all over his fb page when he initially received it without any kind of disclaimer or indication of his disappointment or 'shock horror' over what the production company had come up with.

This is all part and parcel of Russ' style. He is initially elated, ELATED I SAY with everything that is done. The song recording. Meeting Ariana Grande. The comic strip. He brags about it, posts things publicly saying how happy-happy, joy-joy he is, that it's the Best Thing Ever and no one has ever done anything better. EVAR! Russ is KING OF THE WORLD!

But then. Once the initial euphoria wears off, and he comes crashing back to normal life? It's never, ever good enough. Why? Because he has a tape constantly playing in his head that he isn't good enough, and that nobody thinks he's good enough and that everybody is out to get him and that they are what is holding him back from being good enough. The euphoria wakes him up to the normal joy of a normal person. But when he's left alone with himself, he starts the spiral downward as everything gets sucked into the void of that tape that plays in his head. He cannot handle being normal and must always be "more" as a result. But it's never ever his problem. It's not up to him to seek out normal joy in life and to make the best of what we have, to acknowledge that we can take control of our reality. Somebody else did something to him, obviously, and they must pay for him being less than.

This is why he re-writes his history to make it seem like everyone is doing him wrong. This is why he sued Arianna Grande, Farrah Abraham, Taylor Swift. Why he belittles girls that won't respond to him on IG. Not because they actually did something wrong to him. But because he is a black hole to real joy.

 

[theriddler3]

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I like that he claims he "literally did a front flip off his bed". Shit lips doesn't have nearly the muscle necessary to do a front flip. Real life isn't a cartoon lol.

Eta: (content warning: sperg about countertop materials)

He has a really posh kitchen for someone who's broke.

I saw that and I was like fuck, I want those chocolate granite counter tops xD Then I remembered he rents a room there and is getting evicted...

Eh, granite like that was in-style like 10 years ago. The new hot (and expensive) thing is quartz. You can find nice apartments in the nice part of town for $800+/mo. with that type of granite countertop in it. Maybe this is a :powerlevel:, but that's really not that much for rent, especially for it to be considered super "fancy" in that area. The buildings where Russhole lives are typically a lot newer than buildings on the east coast, so upgrades like that could've been put in when the building was built, rather than an expensive rehab (which significantly cuts costs of having that material for countertops).

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

He was indeed a WWII veteran and a big Taylor fan having purchased all her albums and attended her concerts (which is more than Russ has ever done). He was diagnosed with cancer that year and one of his last wishes was to see Taylor again in concert. When she heard of this and his ill health Taylor decided to pay him a visit.

Just another example of the cruel, heartless person she is...

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/12/27/entertainment/taylor-swift-sings-veteran-christmas/index.html

http://www.justjared.com/2016/12/26/taylor-swift-meets-96-year-old-super-fan-cyrus-porter/

Dear Russ,

First off, he's 96 and not 95. Maybe 97 since this was almost a year ago.
Second, he's a veteran.
Third, he's sick.

Shall we post your outrage towards a man of this caliber under EVERY Facebook comment on conservative sites? I'm sure the readers there would love it.

Signed,
A girl who's not fat and not ugly (letting you know so you can come up with some other childish insult).

 

[Red Velvet]

There he goes calling the people he doesn't like "fat" again.

This says so much about Russell. Like his weight is the only positive thing he can honestly say about himself so he makes a point to do it often.

Russell "I may be a deformed narcissistic midget without social skills, friends, intellect, undrooled on clothing or the unpurchased affection of a 9/10 woman, but at least I am not fat" Greer.

 

[yarvi]

Dear Russ,

First off, he's 96 and not 95. Maybe 97 since this was almost a year ago.
Second, he's a veteran.
Third, he's sick.

Oh my god who cares if the man fought nazis Russell can't close his mouth so he's the real hero

 

[theriddler3]

Oh my god who cares if the man fought nazis Russell can't close his mouth so he's the real hero

That's got me thinking... I wonder if Russell ever showed any interest in the military, just to be promptly shut down by and reminded that he's a marvel of modern medicine and not physically capable.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's not fat simply because he's too poor to afford enough food to get fat on.
The key to understanding Russ is realizing that in his broken, barely-functional mind, the world works the way HE wants it to. Taylor does a nice thing for a fan? She's legally obligated to do a nice thing for him. She has a no unsolicited works policy (like everyone in a creative field)? It doesn't apply to him because he's disabled/worked two years on the song/is Russell Greer goddamit. No amount of explaining that the world doesn't work the way he wants it to will get through to him because he's living in his own bubble. That's why he thinks he's smarter than an actual judge or everyone who's tried to get through to him.

 

[Paige Matheson]

Thanks Russ

I've always wondered what in the Hell was in his mouth in that pic. I thought it was some type of device to keep him from drooling.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I like that he claims he "literally did a front flip off his bed". Shit lips doesn't have nearly the muscle necessary to do a front flip. Real life isn't a cartoon lol.

Think that left behind a silver trail of drool and he pretends it was just a trail of sparkles?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I've always wondered what in the Hell was in his mouth in that pic. I thought it was some type of device to keep him from drooling.

There are several pics like this being used as userpics here that I initially thought were photoshopped to be funny but are actually real pics.

Another is the one of him doing the rap pose.

 

[The Dude]

That's got me thinking... I wonder if Russell ever showed any interest in the military, just to be promptly shut down by and reminded that he's a marvel of modern medicine and not physically capable.

I highly doubt it. Most people who join the military do so at least partly out of a selfless sense of duty to their country and wanting to keep it's citizens safe. They want to serve the people. Russhole is a selfish cunt. He wouldn't want to put in the hard work it takes to be a soldier, and he wouldn't want to put himself in danger.

Now, you can argue that someone serving an LDS Mission also does so out of selfless sense of duty and a desire to serve others, but a lot of young men are pressured by their family, religious peers, and the Church itself. It's basically expected that young men growing up in the LDS Religion will serve a mission when they become 18, and I think this was likely the case with Shit Lips. I've even known some guys who were threatened with being disowned by their parents if they didn't serve.

And you can see just how seriously Russhole took his mission duties; going to nudie clubs and such while supposedly serving the Lord. I imagine it would be much the same with Slackface in the military. Except that he might have had access to deadly weapons, dangerous war machines, and high explosives (unlikely, since mongos like him typically get stuck as REMFs and he would likely get disqualified from serving due to his "disability").

 

[theriddler3]

I highly doubt it. Most people who join the military do so at least partly out of a selfless sense of duty to their country and wanting to keep it's citizens safe. They want to serve the people. Russhole is a selfish cunt. He wouldn't want to put in the hard work it takes to be a soldier, and he wouldn't want to put himself in danger.

Now, you can argue that someone serving an LDS Mission also does so out of selfless sense of duty and a desire to serve others, but a lot of young men are pressured by their family, religious peers, and the Church itself. It's basically expected that young men growing up in the LDS Religion will serve a mission when they become 18, and I think this was likely the case with Shit Lips. I've even known some guys who were threatened with being disowned by their parents if they didn't serve.

And you can see just how seriously Russhole took his mission duties; going to nudie clubs and such while supposedly serving the Lord. I imagine it would be much the same with Slackface in the military. Except that he might have had access to deadly weapons, dangerous war machines, and high explosives (unlikely, since mongos like him typically get stuck as REMFs and he would likely get disqualified from serving due to his "disability").

While I agree many people seek out the military to selflessly serve their fellow countrymen, Russ isn't a normal person. I'm from a red area. I know of several idiot spergs with similar life views to him who attempted to join the military thinking they'd be macho soldiers, but were rejected due to a severe case of "can't even attempt a push up". Not saying Russ was one of those; it would just be interesting to know if he ever tried it. I guess it was an attempt to humanize him.

 

[Russtard]

Of course, if it ever materializes, the entire thing will be lies, and much of it will be refutable.

But he sees things the way he sees things-like a blind man.

Remember folks, if this thing is ever published, don't all jump to buy it as we don't want to give him money. I've already offered to post it in a manner that would be considered fair use here, and/or can rip it to PDF and privately share that way. Perhaps it could also go on Pirate Bay although that's not my specialty.

Somebody else offered to read it as a voice-over. I'm sure there are also other ways to share. It doesn't have to be me but let's not have a hundred folks buying it because we know it'll price it higher than it deserves and we don't want to line his pockets and buy him a hooker.

This, thank you for reminding folks not to pay the idiot tax. In honor of Instagram models around the world, I vote that we all Venmo you a dollar to help cover the exchange.

If the voiceover falls through, I can certainly record one, though I don't have a paralegal degree and I'm not sure where under "fair use" that would fall, if anywhere.

EDIT: In regards to the Pirate Bay torrent, it would best be set up by someone outside the US, just in case Shit Lips decides to actually lawyer up. I'd be happy to explain the process if anyone needs.

 

[The Dude]

While I agree many people seek out the military to selflessly serve their fellow countrymen, Russ isn't a normal person. I'm from a super red state in his corner of the country. I know of several idiot spergs with similar life views to him who attempted to join the military thinking they'd be macho soldiers, but were rejected due to a severe case of "can't even attempt a push up". Not saying Russ was one of those; it would just be interesting to know if he ever tried it. I guess it was an attempt to humanize him.

Oh, totally. Shit Lips and I live in the same county, so I know the culture here really well. While there are many people who sign up for military service to feel like macho bad-asses, and even more who don't make it for the same reasons you outlined, most of the people I've met who are or were in the military did so to serve.

But my take on Dildo Saggins is that military service wouldn't be attractive to him. While he wants people to think he's a tough guy and that he works out, he doesn't seem to have any desire to actually PROVE that he's a tough guy. All his "Yeah, I hit the gym everyday to keep in shape and get sick gains" posturing is just that; posturing. It's all an act that he does to try to get attention and maintain the image he has for himself. So I personally don't think that military service would ever suit Shit Lips' particular flavor of narcissism or help bolster his ego.

 

[Russtard]

But my take on Dildo Saggins is that military service wouldn't be attractive to him. While he wants people to think he's a tough guy and that he works out, he doesn't seem to have any desire to actually PROVE that he's a tough guy. All his "Yeah, I hit the gym everyday to keep in shape and get sick gains" posturing is just that; posturing. It's all an act that he does to try to get attention and maintain the image he has for himself. So I personally don't think that military service would ever suit Shit Lips' particular flavor of narcissism or help bolster his ego.

I live in the US too, and I feel like Melty Face sees himself as above the military. He wants to be a Cassanova, well-educated ladies-man- I would bet that he sees buff military dudes as the white equivalent of thugs (since we all know they can only be mocha men).

 

[DarkAlien]

Nah he's put up serving men, specially lately, standing for their anthem despite injuries/disabilities

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Even if Russhole had attempted to enter into the military, wouldn't they have disqualified him simply because he can't move his eyes (and also because he walks funny)? He can't even drive because of it, so why would the military accept him? Think even if he was to get a good score on the ASVAB test, they probably wouldn't have let him into accounting with his sloppy speech and constant drooling.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Remember folks, if this thing is ever published, don't all jump to buy it as we don't want to give him money. I've already offered to post it in a manner that would be considered fair use here, and/or can rip it to PDF and privately share that way. Perhaps it could also go on Pirate Bay although that's not my specialty.

Somebody else offered to read it as a voice-over. I'm sure there are also other ways to share. It doesn't have to be me but let's not have a hundred folks buying it because we know it'll price it higher than it deserves and we don't want to line his pockets and buy him a hooker.

Honestly, I thought about buying it, (on a burner account of course) reading it, and leaving a long, detailed review on Amazon ripping it apart. I would use only text from the book, no information from the farms, and just have everything completely on the level, up to the little "verified purchase" tag on the site. That way, there would be no option for Russ to say, "Da bad reviews are all Trolls who haven't even bought or read the book." This review would be as on the level as humanly possible.

But then I think, what's the point? Russ rejects reality and substitutes his own. Mother Theresa could come down to earth and tell him that Jesus thinks he's a giant dick, and he wouldn't pay attention.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Even if Russhole had attempted to enter into the military, wouldn't they have disqualified him simply because he can't move his eyes (and also because he walks funny)? He can't even drive because of it, so why would the military accept him? Think even if he was to get a good score on the ASVAB test, they probably wouldn't have let him into accounting with his sloppy speech and constant drooling.

They could give him a ball peen hammer and have him search for safe paths through minefields.

 

[BoogerMonk]

@Barbarella is right. We need to decide who is purchasing. Don't want to all shoot our wads. Do you need me to venmo you a dollar?