Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

Someone please explain what the actual fuck is going on here.
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That name looks familiar.....

Of course it would have a pee stain.
 
Some bad designs, courtesy of tumblr

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"Here is my fursona he’s cool just like me
He likes die antwoord and he’s a zomboi
Sowwy abouwt bad quawity DX (I posted fwom my phone)"
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"its me || my fursona. this is me from now on. a small fish. ive felt like i could always relate to a macropinna microstoma. for one i have really big pinnas and a super small stoma

open rp// send dm to me (the fish)"
I... thought they were joking, but I'm not sure if they are?
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"Saw the movie Sing and now I’m a furry.

No but seriously. I love that movie. And was inspired to finally, seriously create a fursona.

So have my fat trans dad pig.

(Posting here because it’s a WIP and I just wanted it on one of my blogs at least. Plus maybe I’m not ready for furry stuff on my other art blog.)

(Also, multi-boob)"

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And a bonus, because this fuckin cracked me up
 

This is the face you make when you see Great Cthulhu rising from beneath the waves of the Pacific Ocean, and it turns out he has a giant Cthulhu dick comprised of a million writhing tentacles. The moment before your ship is enveloped in his tentacle cock like some giant sounding tool, this is the face you will make. Empty eyes, your sanity destroyed, you can only gape soundlessly as the cocksmic horror swallows you whole.
 
I've stumbled upon the guy who commissions this stuff before. Not really lolcow material but he seems to like the typical furry drama bullshit.

My experiences with the guy who got this drawing have reminded me of pre-tomgirl chris. Especially when it comes to ego, maturity, anger and how he treats people who dont agree with him. He alienated quite a few people
 
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My experiences with the guy who got this drawing have reminded me of pre-tomgirl chris. Especially when it comes to ego, maturity, anger and how he treats people who dont agree with him. He alienated quite a few people

What little I saw when I poked around his FA sounds about right. Couldn't find enough to sustain a thread or anything but I didn't try.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/hottieman/ for anyone feeling curious/masochistic. Note the fact that his profile is about two pages worth of "owned" characters.
 
What little I saw when I poked around his FA sounds about right. Couldn't find enough to sustain a thread or anything but I didn't try.

I suck at threads, but I am aware of some things that show his nature such as these journals.

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8393253/

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8408506/

the reason I show these is because of the blame shifting. At one point during the election, he openly stated his support for Trump on a journal and when word spread of that, it was another addition to why some don't like him.

He deleted that journal after backlash, but here it is.

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