EBay/Facebook July 1 2014 - Autographed Picture of Sonichu & Rosechu's Creator

[Artard]

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Spoiler: ebay auction screeny - only $20 NO HAGGLE

Spoiler: chris has gotten old

Spoiler: fucking cthulu holy shit

Spoiler: deep thoughts

Spoiler: butterball or baby huey

Spoiler: hmyeahing

Spoiler: I ate the brown acid

Spoiler: My Cousin Chinny

Spoiler: the double-wink flirt

 

[EI 903]

The second photo will haunt your dreams.

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

"Ill be in your dreams. Love, Christian Weston Chandler"

 

[Foulmouth]

Why oh why would he choose that picture ?
(Oh Yeah, Autism)

 

[Tootsie Bear]

What the hell! I wake up constipated and this is what I see on my Facebook. Only Chris man!

 

[libertyoftheaether]

I can see why someone would want to buy his art as a novelty sort of thing. I can't see how anyone would want to buy a photo of a disgusting, obese and greasy manchild. Imagine setting it up in your living room and having it stare at you whenever you came home from work.

 

[Hyperion]

Because what I want to spend my money on is a picture of a giant zit with an idiot attached.

 

[EI 903]

I guess there's no chance of somebody offering him ten bucks to take down the listing and never speak of it again.

 

[TOOTBLAN]

Did Barb hit him above his right eye?

 

[Pally]

His horribly hairstyle is just making it way way way more scary.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

He looks exaclty like he smells.

 

[Artard]

Description:

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), you may now have a more current headshot photograph of the artist, complete with his personal autograph and optional message. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

***NO Requests for photograph content will be accepted.

***ONLY optional messages to be written alongside the signature may be requested, as long as they are Not Offensive.

***Note: the featured sample photograph headshots are of myself personally; they will not necessarily be used for distribution of my autograph.

Everyone involved, including ALL Bidders, are bound by eBay's Terms and Regulations as stated therein, link below at bottom of this web page.

He answered a question:

Q: What quality stock are the photos printed on, and do they come framed considering the $40 price it would be to buy one internationally?
A: The photographs are on Photo Glossy Paper with highest quality printing detail. And my autograph would certainly be worth it.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Well...... I'm gonna go puke so I can forget about this ever happening.

 

[AssJack]

I can see why someone would want to buy his art as a novelty sort of thing. I can't see how anyone would want to buy a photo of a disgusting, obese and greasy manchild. Imagine setting it up in your living room and having it stare at you whenever you came home from work.

I'm honestly debating getting one or two as gag gifts. I have a couple friends that would go absolute apeshit.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Someone should photoshop lotus seed pods on his face. Chris's face alone would scare people into having fears of holes

 

[4Macie]

The worst part? Weens will buy these. Weens have already admitted to being willing to buy his art at $200; a signed picture of Chris for $20? Yeah; he'll sell 20 of them in no time.

 

[OBAMATRON]

At least he's being somewhat reasonable with some of these new listings. I'm tempted to buy one, but nahhhh fuck Chris.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

The worst part? Weens will buy these. Weens have already admitted to being willing to buy his art at $200; a signed picture of Chris for $20? Yeah; he'll sell 20 of them in no time.

Imagine people using these in hunted houses. "And here is the original creator of Sonichu... AAAHHHHH!!!" No, wait! People using his pictures as inspirations to get into better shape, and not look like Chris in his photos.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Jesus, these are terrifying, especially that fourth one with the open-mouthed gape. If he's a tomgirl, why couldn't he at least put on some makeup before being photographed? For the love of God, Montressor!

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Because what I want to spend my money on is a picture of a giant zit with an idiot attached.

Chris's zit has it's on zip code.