Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DuckSucker]

Lady's a goon, chill out.

It's like 2 steps from being a kiwifarms poster.

 

[Clown Baby]

Don't tell people what to do, friendo.

I love how quickly you can scatter nerds. You must get drunk on your own power.

Okay guys, sorry I won't shit up your thread anymore. Go back to talking about Taylor Swift or whatever

 

[Vorhtbame]

Okay guys, sorry I won't shit up your thread anymore. Go back to talking about Taylor Swift or whatever

So you don't actually know what's being talked about in this thread?

There's something faintly disturbing about someone who sits around laughing at things he doesn't understand.

 

[Clown Baby]

So you don't actually know what's being talked about in this thread?

There's something faintly disturbing about someone who sits around laughing at things he doesn't understand.

I know that people in this thread need to lol calm down, and the thread will eventually meet a similar fate to the ALR thread, and all of you will be very sad that you didn't lol calm down sooner.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I know that people in this thread need to lol calm down, and the thread will eventually meet a similar fate to the ALR thread, and all of you will be very sad that you didn't lol calm down sooner.

Uhh...you're talking about Amberlynn Reid, right?

You know she got an entire forum dedicated to her, right?

 

[DuckSucker]

Do you know what goons are? It's like if you took the stupidest aspects of 4chan and got them high on their own superiority because they paid the 10bux. Theyre idiots, but going down to that level is just as stupid. Dynastia said it in the SomethingAwful thread, lists are always being made.
He's pretty spot on when it comes to goons and kiwifarms users. The motto of this site is basically "youre no better". Dont be an idiot. Know where you are and where you came from. If youre taking the site seriously, youve fucked up already.

 

[facepalm]

The book is Russell's Rev 60 and you are wondering why people are mocking his miss on another deadline.

Can't make this shit up.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Back on topic:

Book when, Russell? Book when?

 

[facepalm]

Where's the book, Russ?

 

[GS 281]

You guys are really starting to encourage moderation micromanaging this thread. I don't follow this thread but a shit ton of people are complaining about how it is being run. A lot of people like this cow, but dislike this thread because people are dumping a bunch of trash in it. I already looked through the past five pages and I concur with the assessment of our users who have come to hate coming to this thread for updates on a cow they appreciate.

Here are a few suggestions:
You don't always have to post. If someone else said something, saying something similar in a tweaked way doesn't contribute to the thread. You could even say that it is low-effort ratings farming and essentially damaging the thread.

Don't pick fights in this thread because you think it sucks. That is backseat moderation. There is a history in this thread and others of people not reporting posts, but of complaining about it around the forum, especially in the supporters circlejerk. Don't shitsling, report.

Try to be informative. Novel discussion and adding something new is great. Always post new content. Sometimes post new and relevant information. Rarely post your (un)funny commentary. Never post the same thing someone else said in a different way.

You want to enjoy this cow? Contribute and grow the thread. Taking a gigantic shit in front of everyone isn't impressive. We all know that a prerequisite of being a KF user is being a pants-shitting autist. Keep your shit in your pants and out of this thread.

Thank you.

 

[downloads]

I thought this was relevant again what with him saying everything he posts is true

 

[PT 404]

And the containment begins. Fucking right.

 

[Null]

Start making threads for individual updates.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

So wait, is Tommy Wasserberg going to get his own containment subforum also, since Sneasel is pretty much the only one who contributes substantively (here read: tirelessly screencaps everything Tommy says over on Another Message Board, to which everyone else replies again what a filthy, ugly hobo Tommy is)?

 

[GS 281]

So wait, is Tommy Wasserberg going to get his own containment subforum also, since Sneasel is pretty much the only one who contributes substantively (here read: tirelessly screencaps everything Tommy says over on Another Message Board, to which everyone else replies again what a filthy, ugly hobo Tommy is)?

As much as I would LOVE a tom board, he isn't active, diverse or has the audience to support it. This guy does. Also, Tom will prob die soon, have you heard his cough? hes like 80, too.

 

[Mason Verger]

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I thought this was relevant again what with him saying everything he posts is true

Ayyyyyyye way to go Russell! I'm sure that statement will never come back to kick you in the ass even though you DAMN well know the dumb shit you say on Facebook can, will and has been used against you in a court of law.. like literally two months ago.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

@yawning sneasel Of course he's diverse. He's diverse sax player I've ever heard...

Sorry. Sorry. But not for nothing, my shite puns aside, doesn't Tommy also have users who are on KF solely because of him? I admit it isn't to the extent of Russhole, who drew many users who promptly took on Russ-related usernames, but there are several old hippies who showed up to go, "No, sorry, even the Rainbow Family won't keep this loser," and of course some AMB refugees.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Russ is going to reee in excitement when he thinks his thread is gone for the moments it takes him to notice the briefcase icon at the bottom of the sub-forum area. That was nice of staff to turn his IRL plastic bags into a Halliburton icon.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

@Clown Baby thought, for some reason, that I cared about threads being "productive" and made the strange decision to inform me that he's going to dox you all if you rate him negatively or something. So uh, I guess you're all on notice.

 

[Mason Verger]

@Clown Baby thought, for some reason, that I cared about threads being "productive" and made the strange decision to inform me that he's going to dox you all if you rate him negatively or something. So uh, I guess you're all on notice.

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Man, doxing people for rating your autism autistic is like suing a woman for not complimenting your suit. Can't wait to see the awesome evidence!