EBay/Facebook July 1 2014 - Autographed Picture of Sonichu & Rosechu's Creator

[Misto]

Jesus Christ. I was in a shitty mood this morning after the fire alarms kept me up since 4 am (low batteries, they all decided to go at the same time) and dealing with idiots in the freeway and construction on my way to work this morning. But this made me laugh. What a clusterfuck.

Oh and NICE HETEROCHROMIA. It's amazing how your eyes are so different Chris.

 

[Not There]

On a side note, I heard CatParty's selling autographed photos of himself

yes hello, is this the catparty office? top dollar if he is having a birthday party with cats

perfect, pls give me 60 prints

 

[Jaimas]

The worst part? Weens will buy these. Weens have already admitted to being willing to buy his art at $200; a signed picture of Chris for $20? Yeah; he'll sell 20 of them in no time.

Forgive my ignorance, but what does "Ween" mean?

Because I'm getting this mental image of Beavis and Butt-Head from the Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest episode, and I'm entirely sure that's not accurate.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Lotus seed pods. http://cdn.theatlantic.com/newsroom/img/posts/6111693566_2e46726bf3_b.jpg
The idea came from this very old, very lame chain letter. http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/breastrash.asp

That was the funniest shits I have ever read! Thanks for posting this.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Lotus seed pods. http://cdn.theatlantic.com/newsroom/img/posts/6111693566_2e46726bf3_b.jpg
The idea came from this very old, very lame chain letter. http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/breastrash.asp

Fucking hell, I hate these pictures and anything else shooped with the lotus seed pods. Gives me the heebie jeebies.

 

[Very Honest Content]

So how long will it take for pictures of the pictures he sends out to be uploaded to the internet to show off their nice, new, glossy sheen of the owners comeuppance splashed all over that zit mound face on the item? A day, less?

There's pictures of much more than only his face for free already available, this is just a retarded form of charity for a naive slug, but hey, whatever floats your ()boat people.

 

[Donald Duck]

Nice try Ian, but you're not wearing the Sonichu medallion in any of these, so you can't be the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

So how long will it take for pictures of the pictures he sends out to be uploaded to the internet to show off their nice, new, glossy sheen of the owners comeuppance splashed all over that zit mound face on the item? A day, less?

There's pictures of much more than only his face for free already available, this is just a retarded form of charity for a naive slug, but hey, whatever floats your ()boat people.

That's an insult to slugs everywhere! Don't you know slugs have feelings too?

 

[The Doctor]

"Note: the featured sample photograph headshots are of myself personally; they will not necessarily be used for distribution of my autograph"

So if I buy one picture, I don't know what pose he will be using?

Well all Chris needs to do is look at the name of the buyer. I bet if it's a female name, he'll send them that photo of him blowing a kiss because he'd think it'd make their China's moist.

 

[DeadMansHand]

Just because something is exploitable doesn't mean it should be exploited. Have a heart you guys!

Spoiler

Hmmm, his skin looks better in this pic than it did in the original...

 

[Jaimas]

That's an insult to slugs everywhere! Don't you know slugs have feelings too?

He probably got them from having too many Prickly-Wicklies.

 

[4Macie]

Forgive my ignorance, but what does "Ween" mean?

Because I'm getting this mental image of Beavis and Butt-Head from the Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest episode, and I'm entirely sure that's not accurate.

Ween is like... (forgive me if I'm wrong to those that are "older" at this than I am) a wanna be troll. A try hard troll. But at the same time, they want attention from Chris or even from other trolls. Attention whore type person.

 

[The Maxx]

Faces of Autism

I have no idea what kind of emotions he is trying to show here. All I see is DUR, HUR, DUR, UM, HUR, Hmm, PFFFT, DURP.

 

[bradsternum]

Oh my god what an asshole.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Typical Chris: not even ten drawings of Sonichu before turning the subject to himself.

 

[DJAndyMD]

I am going to say this in regards to these photos, Chris is not bringing sexyback, he is making it outdated

 

[Le Bateleur]

I am going to say this in regards to these photos, Chris is not bringing sexyback, he is making it outdated

 

[Panzer IV]

three of those pictures were taken using the same angle so...

ugh

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Is it me or is there a cyst in his forehead? I have skin problems on my face sometimes since I'm sensitive to weather but I never had a cyst before. Also, judging by how he desperately wants to sell himself on eBay, I'm guessing Borb is clinching that tugboat for her dear life as much as possible. I know! Lets give it 10 days from now when Barb's probation ends and see what happens next. I'm guessing they're going to Golden Corral to celebrate the end of her probation. I'm also surprised how his teeth are still together since I thought he never brushes his teeth.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

Panzer, you're a wonderful human being.