Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,602
NobleGreyHorse said:
So wait, is Tommy Wasserberg going to get his own containment subforum also, since Sneasel is pretty much the only one who contributes substantively (here read: tirelessly screencaps everything Tommy says over on Another Message Board, to which everyone else replies again what a filthy, ugly hobo Tommy is)?
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How is it a containment subforum? People have been asking for this for fucking ages. I didn't even realize the thread was in a state of disrepair until now. You are all children.
 
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NobleGreyHorse said:
@yawning sneasel Of course he's diverse. He's diverse sax player I've ever heard...

Sorry. Sorry. But not for nothing, my shite puns aside, doesn't Tommy also have users who are on KF solely because of him? I admit it isn't to the extent of Russhole, who drew many users who promptly took on Russ-related usernames, but there are several old hippies who showed up to go, "No, sorry, even the Rainbow Family won't keep this loser," and of course some AMB refugees.
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Yea we have a few who come here just for tom. There are 6 people I know of who come just for tom.
 
As mentioned before, the keywords "sued taylor swift" dont bring up anything. Out of curiosity looked up just "Russell Greer" and found the hooker manifesto/book but also this

Is this his WWII script? I know the middle initial of that author is different. Just wondering since it's a new release
 

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DarkAlien said:
As mentioned before, the keywords "sued taylor swift" dont bring up anything. Out of curiosity looked up just "Russell Greer" and found the hooker manifesto/book but also this



Is this his WWII script? I know the middle initial of that author is different. Just wondering since it's a new release
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No.
 
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As mentioned before, the keywords "sued taylor swift" dont bring up anything. Out of curiosity looked up just "Russell Greer" and found the hooker manifesto/book but also this



Is this his WWII script? I know the middle initial of that author is different. Just wondering since it's a new release
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The cover is too well put together to be the Bamboon's work.
 
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So every now and then (by that I mean all the time) He'll rage quit and sometimes people who have him as a friend will wonder if he blocked them or if he's rage quit. Lets use this thread as a Russell Clock/Stat report. He'll also occasionally change his name, so this doubles as an alias database


At this time:
FB(russell.greer.18) - ONLINE
IG (dudeunderestimatedcool62) - ONLINE
Twitter: MileHighNeon - INACTIVE


Others:alter
Alter IG: Whyisuedtaylorswift - SPORADIC
Quora: Russell-Greer-1
SoundCloud: russellgreer25
Youtube: MrLDSpianoman
Change.org: 587591180/Russell Greer
Kickstarter: 766352127/Russell Greer
Blog https://whyisuedtaylorswift.wordpress.com
 
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Copypasta of my movie post from the original thread;

Movie time...

His original pitch to Farrah Abraham from September 2014 which he posted on her Twitter feed;
https://my.mixtape.moe/tqpojy.mp4

When she foolishly 'liked' that, he made her this;
https://my.mixtape.moe/shsjds.mp4

And when she foolishly refused to go on the date with him he threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.

However his vendetta against Farrah was briefly interrupted in December 2014 when he planned to go on America's Got Talent and win with the following act (he was to narrate the PowerPoint presentation whilst sat at a piano before breaking out into a dance);
https://my.mixtape.moe/fznpwb.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/slcxju.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/iqeyvb.mp4

Unfortunately he never made it past the first audition, so he tried to sue the production company for disability discrimination.

He then briefly turned his attention back to Farrah, before dropping his lawsuit a few days before it was meant to be heard in court, stating he had more important things to concern himself with, like making this pitch to Heidi Klum (he has the voice of an angel, or is that an angle grinder...);
https://my.mixtape.moe/ngeyqm.mp4

Needless to say she didn't respond, so he threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.

That was before he got distracted by his next victim, I mean, celebrity crush... Taylor Swift. Which started with him trying to raise some money via crowd funding campaigns to properly produce a song for her;
https://my.mixtape.moe/jbguvn.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/xighxf.mp4

But when those campaigns failed to raise any money (you jerks!) he had to go back to saving up his allowance to pay for the song production himself.

Eventually he saved up enough money to have his song produced, which he sent to Taylor with the following video (excellent impression of Beaker from the Muppet Show here...)
https://my.mixtape.moe/ljvsuw.mp4

And when Taylor still refused to pay him any attention, he of course threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.

Meanwhile, while all of the above was going on, he was still campaigning trying to raise money to hire a lawyer to handle his suit to legalise brothels in his home town of Utah;
https://my.mixtape.moe/tluivo.mp4

And still producing video slideshows asking various none celeb girls from his gym out on dates;
https://my.mixtape.moe/yinpii.mp4
and shaming them / threatening to sue them when they didn't respond.

And on top of all of that composing and campaigning and wooing and suing, he still found time to dance...
https://my.mixtape.moe/nwpcab.mp4
 
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