Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
I've been on a lolcow drawing kick recently, here's rusty.
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This thread is for our lovingly depicted art of Russ. Requests, comments, critiques are also welcome.
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Here's mine to start us off.

P.S. This isn't a thread for the art Russ commissioned so don't post that unless you're requesting a funny edit or something similar.

TheGreatCitracett said:
Now that we have a Russ board, maybe we should have a Russ fanart thread? There's been a lot of great stuff in here.
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Donezo. Feel free to make requests.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russell-art-thread.35717/
 
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Awesome, I was just thinking we needed a fanart thread now that he has his own board. There were so many good ones in the original thread but you have to dig for them.

Here is my very own Russel Greer emoji set - only one needed; covers every face he can make!

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I think the one he wrote for Katy Perry isn’t too bad for an incredibly generic pop song. I really want to find the song with the dubstep added.
 
This is one of the most incredible ones I've seen him post. "If I can't buy it you shouldn't be allowed to say no", basically. A lot of "nice guys" have this entitled attitude that they're owed sex by people they find attractive but Russ takes it to another level here. I doubt he would actually try to rape someone but I'm pretty sure he's not joking about feeling owed. He simply can't put the shoe on the other foot and consider that he probably wouldn't want to have sex with someone as revolting as himself. He really does not view women, or anyone but himself, as human beings with their own volition, needs, wishes. Lack of theory of mind maybe? Whatever is wrong with him he's truly disgusting beyond his unfortunate appearance.

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This is one of the most incredible ones I've seen him post. "If I can't buy it you shouldn't be allowed to say no", basically. A lot of "nice guys" have this entitled attitude that they're owed sex by people they find attractive but Russ takes it to another level here. I doubt he would actually try to rape someone but I'm pretty sure he's not joking about feeling owed. He simply can't put the shoe on the other foot and consider that he probably wouldn't want to have sex with someone as revolting as himself. He really does not view women, or anyone but himself, as human beings with their own volition, needs, wishes. Lack of theory of mind maybe? Whatever is wrong with him he's truly disgusting beyond his unfortunate appearance.

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This! This right fucking here should be the number 1 reason not a single person should pity him. That was not said as a joke. There was no mistaking "inflection" or "cues" or "expressions" because Monsieur Bamboon consistently repeats this same belief over and over. He is buried so deep in his delusions of grandeur he truly and honestly believes he should be allowed to RAPE (that's the word you keep dancing around Russhole) ANY woman HE wants and that if they fight him THEY should be punished (because if you do something illegal, what do you think happens?) not HIM. Moral of the story, don't pity his slack jaw. View it as kind of preemptive karma the gods chose to make life for women a little easier. Bamboon Raid for hot chicks.


Edited to add: Does anyone have the original post he claims was a joke "it should be illegal for women to say no to someone with disabilities."
 
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If Russhole wants to see how successful a first-time, self-published author can be he needs to check out Larry Correia or J.L. Bourne. I haven't seen anyone so proud of making so little money since I paid my neighbor's kid $15 to shovel my walks and driveway a few winters back.
 
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I'll gather and post all the stuff I've done from the main thread, and if anyone needs something made, just let me know what you have in mind and I'll see what I can do.

In the meantime, this masterpiece from our good friend Kayli:
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Morgan Freeman is the owl, Taylor Swift is the moon, and yet somehow also the mouse.

Whooooooooo!
 
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Keep in mind that in the above pro-rape post, that this is what he's saying not only after reflection but specifically in an effort to rehabilitate his image. God knows what he'd say with his guard down.

There are some unknowing women in Salt Lake City who do not realise just how lucky they are that Russell Greer is a coward.

Go Kayli!
 
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