Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

Grumbles · Oct 25, 2017

sex scenes imminent

RebatsivePulsard · Oct 25, 2017

CWCissey said:
Given up for adoption at birth (twin sister isn't though), taken in by Mormons. Feels entitled to sex because of his saggy face, kicked out of Mormon church because of this attitude and openly visiting brothels (until he's banned). REEEEEEs a lot on FB, quits at night to avoid unsanctioned conversation happening. Wants to be a songwriter, is shit at it, insulted Manchester after the bombing, stalks Taylor Swift, tried to sue Ariana Grande and got BTFO.

That's about it.

Oh, and 'bamboon'

Not to mention harassing IG models, especially Bailee, who ended her life in the midst of Shitlips’ bothering her (not necessarily related, but the timing is horrid). Unbelievably, the TS book may be dedicated to her despite objections from her loved ones. To some here, this is the most unforgivable episode of his miserable existence.

Thinks he’s a badass for forking over $$$$ to get laid.

oasys · Oct 25, 2017

BadaBadaBoom · Oct 25, 2017

This type of sticky is a wonderful idea and I think a lot of who we cover could use something similar. Just post right up front the exact reason these shitheads are laughing stocks and deserve to be mocked when morons try to act like Kiwi Farms is oh so cruel to these innocent retards.

Paralethal · Oct 25, 2017

I would also like to add that "BOO-YEAH" is certainly not a thing.

DarkAlien · Oct 25, 2017

DrJonesHat · Oct 25, 2017

It's worth noting that before he sued Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, he sued Farrah Abraham because she (or one of her minions) liked his post asking her on a date. Since Shitlips is coming to the party with an IQ south of 100, he took that to mean she had agreed to go on a date with him and was livid when this turned out not to be the case. He sued her in SLC small claims court, and was convinced that she would have to show up in person or he'd win by default (he also thought if he won, she'd be legally required to go on a date with him). He dropped the suit when he learned she'd retained a lawyer, and she wouldn't be there.

zerohitwonder · Oct 25, 2017

The Un-Clit said:
Holee...This thread looks amazing but there is no goddam way I will have the time to go through 387+ pages

Believe me, it's worth it. Even if you take it in small sections at a time.

RebatsivePulsard said:
Not to mention harassing IG models, especially Bailee, who ended her life in the midst of Shitlips’ bothering her (not necessarily related, but the timing is horrid). Unbelievably, the TS book may be dedicated to her despite objections from her loved ones. To some here, this is the most unforgivable episode of his miserable existence.

The most sickening aspect of this is that Bailee's family asked him to leave her out of it, since they felt her death was unrelated to his harassment. To anyone else, this would be a source of great relief, to be reassured that you weren't a factor in someone's suicide. They probably thought they were making him feel better. But to Russ, it just blows his game plan of being able to point at Taylor and say, "See? It's HER fault that I made that girl on Instagram kill herself!" Take her out of the equation, and that's probably a major chunk of his whole premise. Because that's all she's worth to him - a false premise for his dumb book. That pretty much says all you need to know about that black little heart of his. Even most people who are sick enough to think that way know enough not to say it out loud or post it on the Internet, but to Russ, it's just another day in Bamboonistan.

Paralethal said:
I would also like to add that "BOO-YEAH" is certainly not a thing.

But unfortunately, "*does a little dance*" is.

Say no 2 hugs · Oct 25, 2017

While it certainly doesn’t stack up to Ariana the pint sized terrorist or his continued disrespect of Bailee’s family and friends...

He wasn’t sure what an 80+ year old WWII veteran in a wheelchair could possibly have done to warrant getting to meet Taylor Swift. His disabled face actually moves and Mr. Bamboon was totally 100% discriminated against and cockblocked by an octogenarian.

The Great Citracett · Oct 25, 2017

Say no 2 hugs said:
While it certainly doesn’t stack up to Ariana the pint sized terrorist or his continued disrespect of Bailee’s family and friends...

He wasn’t sure what an 80+ year old WWII veteran in a wheelchair could possibly have done to warrant getting to meet Taylor Swift. His disabled face actually moves and Mr. Bamboon was totally 100% discriminated against and cockblocked by an octogenarian.

That reminds me, his quote about Taylor's agent literally cockblocking him should be here.

And the one where he says something to the effect of her obligated to fulfill duties to him in return for his "efforts" and that maybe she should put disclaimers on all her actions so as to not lead him on and force him to sue her or something like that. It was definitely weird and creepy.

uglytroll4u · Oct 25, 2017

PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Praying we won't see a repeat of "suck me my penis". Or a Tay Tay sex scene.

Unfortunately, I think there is a Tay/Russhole sexytime scene. For the life of me, I can't find the caps, but he gave a brief description of a sexual act between them in one of the maaaany rants about his book from several months ago.