Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad

[Antipathy]

I know it's too late to ask this, but was his family okay with this the whole time? He is like a fucking binge alcoholic with fat food instead of liquor.

Yes, apparently.

 

[cunt bucket]

Counting down the days until his heart finally gives out. Or even hours, possibly.

 

[Zarkov]

We need a new poll on how his family is going to dispose of his bloated corpse. The zoo incinerator seems like the easiest way. Or maybe they'll just throw him into the ocean, it would be cheaper.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Press F to send your prayers and a cheese burger to Chance

 

[drain]

We need a new poll on how his family is going to dispose of his bloated corpse. The zoo incinerator seems like the easiest way. Or maybe they'll just throw him into the ocean, it would be cheaper.

If I was a member of his family, I would simply throw him away in deep woods. Not the ocean, since it would probably make fishermen excited for nothing, if they caught him and thought he was actually a huge school of fish or a particularly huge tuna

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Or maybe they'll just throw him into the ocean, it would be cheaper.

Hm, artificial island. If we throw Boogie and Sterling there, we can create a new continent.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

If I was a member of his family, I would simply throw him away in deep woods. Not the ocean, since it would probably make fishermen excited for nothing, if they caught him and thought he was actually a huge school of fish or a particularly huge tuna

Hey now, dead whale carcasses are a boon for fish living in the deepest depths. I’d say chucking him into the ocean would be a net positive for sea life.

 

[drain]

Hey now, dead whale carcasses are a boon for fish living in the deepest depths. I’d say chucking him into the ocean would be a net positive for sea life.

If Chance wasn't so vile and infection ridden, he would be good to be animal food

 

[Zarkov]

I'm sure the autists who want to take down the farms will find a way to pin the blame for his death on us.

"It was totally the evil trolls stalking his Tumblr who killed him, not his ghastly eating habits !"

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Little did we know he was already dead on the inside.

 

[Un Platano]

If Chance wasn't so vile and infection ridden, he would be good to be animal food

If nothing else they should at least drain the dozens of pounds of Crisco that have collected in his arteries. It would be wasteful to throw it all away.

 

[AprilRains]

There ought to be a medical school interested in the corpse. Mind you, they're going to have to lower people on a rope.

 

[Pina Colada]

I know it's too late to ask this, but was his family okay with this the whole time? He is like a fucking binge alcoholic with fat food instead of liquor.

Earlier in the thread, there was speculation that he took advantage of his mentally disabled mother who may or may not have filmed him.

 

[drain]

I'm sure the autists who want to take down the farms will find a way to pin the blame for his death on us.

"It was the evil trolls stalking his Tumblr who totally killed him, not his ghastly eating habits !"

lol yeah. Next thing they will say that we 'encouraged' him to eat more by making fake tumblr accounts and asking him to eat 5 whole pizzas. And that his death wasn't by blubber, but by suicide because we called his beautiful strong body 'fat'.

If nothing else they should at least drain the dozens of pounds of Crisco that have collected in his arteries. It would be wasteful to throw it all away.

Nice option

 

[Rare Drop]

Little did we know he was already dead on the inside.

His skeleton, void of bone. Only calcified fat.

 

[Anustart]

He can’t eat and he can’t rub his dingle into his fupa, the two superficial pleasures he killed himself in pursuit of. I wonder what kind of regret-filled inner nightmare he’s living in in his moments of lucidity now.

F

 

[Darwin Watterson]

He's not fat, he's cultivating mass.

 

[CWCissey]

We need a new poll on how his family is going to dispose of his bloated corpse. The zoo incinerator seems like the easiest way. Or maybe they'll just throw him into the ocean, it would be cheaper.

Sell it to Dove. They'd manage to make a lot of soap out of that blubber.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I wonder how much more he weighs now than he did when he was released from the hospital last spring. Because he's gained it all back plus some, I guarantee you.

His smuggery when we all predicted down to the last detail what was going to happen to him was predictable. For some reason every single super-morbidly obese person thinks it cannot happen to them. Once you have a systemic skin infection that causes organ failure, it's over. You can get down to a healthy BMI, you can develop a healthy lifestyle, you can do everything right and your body will still be a ticking time bomb because septicemia and organ failure forever destroy the gestalt of your system. Getting as fat as Chance means your body is forever ruined and getting as sick as Chance was last spring is a slow-motion death sentence.

I predict they will pull him through a second time. He will be in the hospital for several months, possibly through the new year, will go home for a few weeks, then will have another infection he refuses to deal with because he doesn't want to eat hospital food and he'll go into a coma and eventually die. It may be tempting for those who love and enable Chance to dismiss this prediction because we are evidently the worst form of human evil because we don't coddle the delusions of this human landslide and choose to mock the wreckage of his life because it's gross, terrible, disgusting and, frankly, immoral to live as Chance does, eating all that food, consuming all those resources, and giving nothing back, but they need to prepare for the long slog through next spring.

Seriously, remember how adamant he was about how he worked and had insurance and wasn't a drain on his family and society as a whole? That was cute.

 

[Roast Chicken]

F to Chance's family and the hospital staff. Can't feel any sympathy for the bloated, ungrateful slug who put himself in this situation all in the pursuit of sexual gratification.