DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[neger psykolog]

"Bad news folks, I tried to cancel Leanna's data plan and they're charging me the current month! So I need the Patreons to step up and give me a hyuuuge support on tips as well!"

His bad news are probably nothing, again. Fuck this drama whore nonsense. Unless he's getting fucked right in the asshole by the bank and they're repossessing his Gout Castle @Renton. Even that wouldn't be as much of a big deal as it should be, because this fucker has a spare house to live in.

Exactly.
The fact he didn't know he bought CoD WW2, didn't know how much he was paying for cable, didn't know how much he was paying for his/her phone plan... all in the same fucking week.

Phone and Cable (from what he has said) is something like $200-250 USD a month.

Also:

 

[ThePlagueTND]

So he's been paying for Leanna's phone this entire time? That's interesting.@ThePlagueTND.Do you think he kept paying so as to keep his foot in the door? Or because he wanted to see who she was talking and texting.

You fucking know he did it too keep his foot in the door. He probably did check her call logs though.

*ring ring*

*goes to voicemail because Leanna can't hear the phone over her own screams of passion*

"Hey Leanna its Phil, hey I'm sorry but I've got to take you off my phone plan. Trying to save money....well perhaps we could get together and talk about it. Call me back, thanks."

 

[BonkersBonkBonk]

Fun twist/speculation... Leanna and John Rambo hooked up and are having a baby. Phil just found out his liver is shot and can't have anymore mint whiskey/gin

Phil starts streaming things like manhunt, rapelay and other brutal games to try and help.

That is just my autism ramble. Purely speculation

 

[PieceofShet]

Oh... dsp is begging? Must be the end of the month.

btw, did he BOUGHT a costume, or RENTED one? Anyway, im pretty sure it will be a character from an ongoing PT, or something from thenear future... so he can use it again. Maybe a furure patreon goal to wear it again.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

The real twist: Phil is cosplaying as Doran Martell from ASoIF, since they both have gout.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Phil's comments of not being apparently aware of how much he was paying on his bills is a startling admission of ignorance of how little attention he actually pays to the bills he begs fans to help him pay. I can actually believe that he didn't bother checking the phone plan due to being a lazy cunt.

 

[Keystone]

Hmm last day of the month and Phil seems to get some mysterious "bad news"
Didn't see that coming!
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Translation: "Where's the paycheck Vidar? It's getting late, servant."

 

[James Smith]

He got a $1 increase from some Patron today. Don't worry, we only need 248 more and we're good.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Rambo actually became a real estate agent and is a brilliant film maker so the joke is on Phil there.

LOL at this situation though. Leanna loses her residence, and now her phone when she probably has plenty of friends in WA. DSP putting down the hammer.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Fun twist/speculation... Leanna and John Rambo hooked up and are having a baby. Phil just found out his liver is shot and can't have anymore mint whiskey/gin

Phil starts streaming things like manhunt, rapelay and other brutal games to try and help.

That is just my autism ramble. Purely speculation

I have one: DSP only noticed her increased data usage because she's currently on that vacation in California that he always wanted.

 

[Ahffline]

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"Hey, guys. I'm just so tired. Gonna have to cut the marathon short, 'cause I can't keep my eyes open *SNORT* But I still need money. I really do. I got that bad news which I can't tell you about yet. So I really need your help."

 

[CausticMinory]

sokast special: Phil still cucked 6 months later.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Double post sorry. Does Phil smoke? Or ever smoked? Cigarettes, cigars, pipes, herbs?

He made a big deal out of hating all forms of smoking because his mom smoked in the house when he was a kid (did she also smoke when she was pregnant, or was that more speculation?)

 

[PieceofShet]

Double post sorry. Does Phil smoke? Or ever smoked? Cigarettes, cigars, pipes, herbs?
*Ack ack snort plegm noises*

His immune system is soo weak, he would probably die from passive smoking.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He made a big deal out of hating all forms of smoking because his mom smoked in the house when he was a kid (did she also smoke when she was pregnant, or was that more speculation?)

Yes Phil confirmed on ASK the king his mother smoked while she was pregnant. He has said he hates smoking cause he has "weak lungs". He would often naysay medicating his back with marijuana because he can;t smoke it when there are other forms of MJ he could use. He would rather just medicate with Gin.

 

[neger psykolog]

White bread yet again.

 

[Cvitanich]

Phil probably kept paying her phone bill in case there was still a chance they could get back together. There's no way someone doesn't know how much their phone bill is, even if it's DSP..

Maybe that's the bad news, he found out Leanna got a new man and really isn't coming back.

 

[SilkyEnigma]

Everyone's Avatar as this Skeleton Woman is annoying as hell. I feel like im reading a single person post multiple times unchecked.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Everyone's Avatar as this Skeleton Woman is annoying as hell. I feel like im reading a single person post multiple times unchecked.

Today we are all the double posters

 

[PL 879]

Things are wildly out of control on Phil's fans Discord. Vidar apparently got banned last night but was let back in after writing to Phil. It's fascinating to me how Phil's fans react when confronted by anyone with a differing opinion. Most lose their minds and demand a permanent ban.
Incidentally, I absolutely love that Kevan is a mod on Phil's Discord.