Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[OtterParty]

What if Chris went to a gloryhole and Russell was on the other side?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

What if Chris went to a gloryhole and Russell was on the other side?

They'd both get frustrated trying to stick their dicks through the hole, each unaware that the physical blockage plugging the hole was the other's duck.

What if instead of a mouth permanently open, Russ had facial paralysis that made his mouth permanently shut?

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He says "I self published" in past tense. But that would only make sense if the book was already out instead of not yet never.

Someone who worked as a mail clerk for a law firm should know things like that.

 

[Drinkerbelle]

Happy Bamboonween

 

[facepalm]

He says "I self published" in past tense. But that would only make sense if the book was already out instead of not yet never.

Someone who worked as a mail clerk for a law firm should know things like that.

He did self publish his brothel manifesto, he is technically correct if including that.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Kayli never disappoints. Her timing is always perfect.

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

I found his facebook. Nothing new going on, just the same excuses, and he hates the Planet of the Apes.

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Spoiler: Relevant

 

[The Un-Clit]

 

[DarkAlien]

 

[xyrichard]

This is getting really frustrating. I wonder if Russ has admitted even to himself that there is no book, and that everyone sees through the lies

 

[DarkAlien]

Is "can I lick you" really any better than that time he said he wanted to knock up/impregnate a girl?

 

[SpaceAce]

He's better than all the others! Duh! He has to prove this to a porn star....why? Does he think she gives the smallest fuck about who he's better then?

Because once they accept it and read his copy/pasted poem they'll realize that he's different and that he cares unlike all those good looking guys with functioning mouths.
The card is just a way to get her to open the message that will open her heart (and legs) to him. It's like a preteen who goes to a boy band's concert and just KNOWS that they'll get their favourite member's attention and he'll pull them from the crowd and they'll have their first kiss on stage and that will show Jenny in homeroom!

Also I wonder if the reason he targets porn stars / hookers is because those are the only kinds of girls he's ever gotten ANY sexual attention from in the past and somewhere in his reptilian brain he's assumed that they're also the only ones who would give him any kind of romantic attention as well.
Like a rat that pushes the green button and gets a food pellet. He doesn't know why it worked, but he knows it did and will keep pushing that button until all the food comes out.

 

[Inklings]

Wearing a suit of any kind is probably the easiest way for a guy to improve their looks. That being said, it really only works when you're like in college and in the real adult world you just end up looking worse in a bad suit than if you'd just wear casual clothes and look clean.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

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He totally expects to get comments saying stuff like "aww you're not scary!" ....good luck waiting on those rusthole

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He totally expects to get comments saying stuff like "aww you're not scary!" ....good luck waiting on those rusthole

Yes, just like a fat girl posting "I look so fat in this outfit" then expecting everyone to tell her she doesn't and looks sexy af.

Also, lol at the "progressive" Russ sharing DailyWire stories about the liberals "war on halloween."

 

[Inklings]

"coolunderestimateddude91" is like the most nice guy username I've ever heard.

 

[Supreme Sundae]

He totally expects to get comments saying stuff like "aww you're not scary!" ....good luck waiting on those rusthole

With all the 10s he follows on insta, he likley has picked up a few pointers on how to fish for attention. Except he's not a hot girl, so good luck getting people to tell you otherwise. No one wants to fuck you, Russ - they have no reason to make you feel good about yourself.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

Edit:
Huge history buff:

The latest on the book:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Wearing a suit of any kind is probably the easiest way for a guy to improve their looks. That being said, it really only works when you're like in college and in the real adult world you just end up looking worse in a bad suit than if you'd just wear casual clothes and look clean.

What’s amazing is anyone wearing such cheap nasty suits when you can go down to any goodwill and find very high quality suits for a few bucks and have them tailored to fit well for a few more bucks.

Old guys with a life time of good quality suits die every day and their clothes given to charity shops. There really is no excuse for cheap ill fitting suits. But, then again, I see dumbasses buying worn out FUBU shirts at goodwill, but not even noticing a $1K plus Italian wool suit for $3. Any broke ass dude could dress sharp as hell for next to no money if they just have half a brain and taste.

 

[zerohitwonder]

It's like getting a Greatest Hits album first before delving into the deep cuts.

Then there's this one:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...erestimateddude91.30488/page-310#post-2632585

Oh, and Monsieur Bamboon was one of my favorite P.G. Wodehouse characters.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Just posted this in the main thread, but here's the latest on the book.