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Holy shit, Lola's toes.
Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son
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- Sep 19, 2013
My lord, someone take away my ability to zoom. I’m dying.
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- Sep 24, 2015
The Hartleys don't look like old money, more like small town folk. I have a hard time imagining Gwen or her hubby coming from a wealthy family.
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- Apr 8, 2013
At least Cal put his foot down and refused to wear the blonde wig.
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- Oct 7, 2014
It depresses me that Cal even went home for Halloween to subject himself to this humiliation. Everyone knows that Halloween is an ideal time to party on campus and get laid.
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- Jun 17, 2016
I SAW THAT!!!!
Ew. I had a moment of sympathy for the potato. You know how bad a cramp in your foot hurts?
Now imagine one that twists your feet like that.
And never ends.
Fuck, I'd be doping that potato up with Soma and Oxy if she was mine.
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- May 8, 2015
Good God Clare is legitimately horrifying. On the plus side, the wig is working wonders. That's the first photo of her in a long while where it looks like she might actually possess a cranial vault.
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- Mar 26, 2016
I'd give the potato muscle relaxants so it can die in relative peace.
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- Dec 28, 2015
Doesn’t he go to some weird fundie Jesus college though?
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that contracture on her feet. that's constant pain, if there's a single neuron firing.
evil.
evil.
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- Jun 13, 2016
Maybe not old money but Gwen’s father in law is a doctor. I could easily see a responsible mid-western doctor making some smart investments that leaves his son sitting pretty. I could see the tragedy of the potatoes allowing Gwen & family to milk quite a bit of sympathy bucks from pops (or getting their share of his estate before his death).
They got enough dough that it allows hubby a money bleeding hobby job. A glass studio ain’t cheap.
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A few random thoughts re: Halloween...
- First Toto, then a lobster, and now Scrappy Doo. Why the fuck does Gwennie have some weird compulsion to always dress poor Lola up like a fucking animal?
- God. Damn. Gwennie is really starting to pack on the pounds.
- Cal, you're a college man now. Why do you willingly come home to subject yourself to this bullshit?
- Poor Lola is looking more twisted and gnarled than ever. Poor kid.
- Gwennie put makeup on Claire? Really?
- Fuck off, Gwennie. Seriously. Just fuck off.
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That's a good point, though. The cost of living in EBF, Kansas is not the same as it is in LA or NYC and a McMansion in Kansas is going to be a hell of a lot cheaper than a condo in Manhattan. I'm not sure where the money comes from but I'm pretty sure the Hartleys would be firmly in the middle class if they lived in a more metropolitan area.
Fundies still want to get laid but they need to pray afterward because it is a SIN!
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If Cal hasn't fucked his high school girlfriend after all the dresses she probably wrecked holding Lola, than he's either gay or......a faggot. No girl would hold that shitting, farting thing if she wasn't planning to get with her boyfriend.
Maybe these photos are the price he pays to get laid, which shows you how much a teenager wants it.
Maybe these photos are the price he pays to get laid, which shows you how much a teenager wants it.
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Lmao. Fundie colleges are even wilder than normal colleges because the population majority are rich ass white kids that can afford a bunch of parties. The thing I learned is that teens from bible thumping families go to "Christian Universities" so their parents would get off their backs about sinful behavior and staying devoted to God blah blah blah....
But once mom and dad are gone, the pants come down and they experiment with a ton of drugs and booze without much qualm.
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- Dec 28, 2014
Every day other than Halloween she's just a vegetable. It's a step up.
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- Sep 7, 2016
Lola looks dead. All the time but especially in this picture.
Claire at least looks alive. Alive as WHAT I don't know since neither look of this earth.
Claire at least looks alive. Alive as WHAT I don't know since neither look of this earth.
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That poor son. He reminds me of those siblings of kids who went missing and the parents devoted years of their time to bringing attention to the missing kid they forget all about the child they do have left.
For his own sanity, he should move away, change his name and forget these gross fuck parents.
For his own sanity, he should move away, change his name and forget these gross fuck parents.
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