Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

[CIA Nigger]

I know this is an oldfag meme but when I saw crusader cat post this was literally the first thing that popped into my head.

someone better than me with photoshop needs to edit crusadercat into this

 

[Feline Darkmage]

My own thread? Does this mean I'm cool now?

Yeah I was trying to put one together anyway until this unexpected development, and let's face it once you had an infamous ED page it was only a matter of time before you got a thread here.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Yeah I was trying to put one together anyway until this unexpected development, and let's face it once you had an infamous ED page it was only a matter of time before you got a thread here.

I don't even know why he came here in the first place, it's like he wants the attention or something. I put money on foxler making an account next.

 

[Golden Compass]

I don't even know why he came here in the first place, it's like he wants the attention or something. I put money on foxler making an account next.

This is how these furries function in 2017. They'll rush to meet anybody that wants to talk about them, even those who are clearly hostile and horrified by their actions. There are so many of them now that any attention at all is worth the potential fallout of interaction. How else will they get famous?

I predict a strong uptick in furry youtube and esports e-celebs. The contagion is spreading to the real world already, it's only a matter of time before we get a Spacey-esque "yes, but I was drunk and furry when I fucked DiCaprio's terrier."

I'd also have to agree, I think there's a good chance Foxler will drop in eventually. He seems like the sort who is wiling to discuss his past openly, even with those he perceives as 'enemies'. Really no downsides to it at this point. We've already posted all his info already. Come on, Foxler, set the record straight for us. We've seen you do interviews. Think of it like another one of those.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I don't even know why he came here in the first place, it's like he wants the attention or something. I put money on foxler making an account next.

@starfoxACEFOX has one but I don't see him post much at all.

edit: and it's been 26 weeks since he was even logged in

 

[I'm Sorry Ms Pac Man]

Paden thinks of himself as a top tier troll while also craving acceptance and lacking self-awareness. IK is the same, and I expect he'll be in his own thread eventually. In terms of shitting the bed publicly like some kind of furry degenerate Beetlejuice when their names are said though neither of them quite hold a candle to Monglor/Donro. I'm a little surprised to find out he's never shown his face around here browsing around. But, I'm getting off topic.

 

[Paden Reilly]

Yeah I was trying to put one together anyway until this unexpected development, and let's face it once you had an infamous ED page it was only a matter of time before you got a thread here.

Really? I mean, I'm kind of yesterdays news. If it weren't for me joining the raiders and altfurry, no one would care at all.

I don't even know why he came here in the first place,

Read the first post, I came here to take a dump on IK, now that I did I'm finished, I have nothing more to say here that's worth reading. Not sure I'm entertaining enough to warrant my own thread, but whatever.

 

[Golden Compass]

Really? I mean, I'm kind of yesterdays news. If it weren't for me joining the raiders and altfurry, no one would care at all.



Read the first post, I came here to take a dump on IK, now that I did I'm finished, I have nothing more to say here that's worth reading. Not sure I'm entertaining enough to warrant my own thread, but whatever.

You were arguably the catalyst behind a blowout in altfurry that caused at least one server to split into two factions. More information on that if you have any could be worth talking about. Getting a firsthand account is always useful for making records more complete.

Could also talk about anything else, however. This is all pretty interesting, you seemed to be around when a lot of this shit went down, and so it seems likely you'd know more than we do.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Yeah I'm going to second @Golden Compass we'd be pleased to hear your experiences in all of this drama as an active participant. Studying altfurry and it's fallouts and schisms would benefit from direct testimony from insiders.

Oh and I promise I won't make too many more catfucking jokes in this thread.

 

[Fistbeard_McThunderaxe]

In terms of shitting the bed publicly like some kind of furry degenerate Beetlejuice when their names are said though neither of them quite hold a candle to Monglor/Donro.

https://donroisacunt.tumblr.com

fftopic:, but he's still going strong. The dude is obsessed with hurting, stalking, and threatening people while being a massive hypocrite. He A-Logs so many people like Adiago and never stops.

This tumblr is a good archive of his bullshit, though it only scratches the surface.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Really? I mean, I'm kind of yesterdays news. If it weren't for me joining the raiders and altfurry, no one would care at all.

You can never hide that fact you fuck cats and have a Dylan Roof bowlcut.

 

[AutistocLolCow]

So, not only Crusader Cat gets a thread but he shows up to say hello? Surprised it took this long to happen.

I have a question for ya, CC; did you at least take your kitty out for dinner before getting to third base?

Pretty sure that Insane Kangaroo (aka Connor) is loving the attention redirection towards this poor idiot (Crusader Cat)

 

[Paden Reilly]

Pretty sure that Insane Kangaroo (aka Connor) is loving the attention redirection towards this poor idiot (Crusader Cat)

Not surprisingly, he wouldn't. He really is an attention whore. He might try to troll shield in this thread and bring all the attention right back on him. I might not be the most liked person in the fandom, but I am far from being the most hated. IK on the other hand, he doesn't like having his title taken away from him.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

@Crusader Cat

When you die how will you explain yourself to Jesus? A serious question. I don't get how you can rationalize feeding this fetish and being Christian at the same time.

 

[ES 148]

@Crusader Cat

When you die how will you explain yourself to Jesus? A serious question. I don't get how you can rationalize feeding this fetish and being Christian at the same time.

"I'd like to preface this b-"

"Depart from me, I never knew you."

 

[sbm1990]

The
cats rightfully hated what I was doing to them and one of them made me regret it one
night with the claws he still had on his back paws.

@Crusader Cat Would you like to explain this situation a little better? If its what I think happened, then it sounds to me like you deserved it.

 

[Paden Reilly]

I don't get how you can rationalize feeding this fetish

What fetish?

Would you like to explain this situation a little better?

I'd like to explain that, and a lot more about me, but it seems pointless since no one would care. Like I said, I'm yesterdays news and have nothing of value to say.

 

[Reynard]

This is how these furries function in 2017. They'll rush to meet anybody that wants to talk about them, even those who are clearly hostile and horrified by their actions. There are so many of them now that any attention at all is worth the potential fallout of interaction. How else will they get famous?

I have the feeling this is far from furry-specific. How else would you expect people like Courtney Love, Monica Lewinsky, Paris Hilton, etc. to exist? People like attention regardless of how degenerate they are.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

What fetish?

Cat fucking.

I'd like to explain that, and a lot more about me, but it seems pointless since no one would care. Like I said, I'm yesterdays news and have nothing of value to say.

You'd be surprised.

 

[GethN7]

What fetish?


I'd like to explain that, and a lot more about me, but it seems pointless since no one would care. Like I said, I'm yesterdays news and have nothing of value to say.

You claim to be Christian, so let me pose a 'What Would Jesus Do?" question.

Would Jesus molest cats?

And if you really do believe in Him, there is only one answer to that, and you should follow the example set forth by that answer.

And as someone who considers cats to be beloved pets who deserve care and feeding and respect as beings worthy of my protection, the only good thing I can say about you is that you apparently acknowledge attempting to sexually abuse them was wrong.