Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

[admiral]

This is why, if you can - you pack your own lunches, m8. THAT is the best advice to continue to give anyone with kids going through the same shite.

Agreed, though when I was in school we didn't have the option to bring packed lunches- I think it was something to do with allergies. When I got to 6th form we could bring our own food/go out for lunch though, and the senior deli food was a lot better than the crap they served the anklebiters.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

I present the "whatthefuckin"

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

My grandparents have a closet full of those 60s and 70s cookbooks filled with all sorts of abominations. I should scan and share them. For science and stuff.

Dude, yes! Old cookbooks are amazing. I started a thread that's probably a page or two back with sketchy recipes from old or weird cookbooks.
*edit* let me not be lazy and actually link it https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sketchy-cookbooks-and-recipes.30599/

 

[Lackadaisy]

I present the "whatthefuckin"

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Dye that chicktopus green and it would look fucking sick.

I mean, I wouldn't EAT it. But it would look sick.

 

[heymate]

Has anyone mentioned balut yet? I'm not even posting a picture. That stuff's disgusting and I personally think it's wrong.

Spoiler

WHY WOULD YOU EAT AN ABORTED DUCKLING THAT'S BEEN BOILED IN ITS SHELL LIKE THAT?!!

 

[Trombonista]

I present the "whatthefuckin"

New Trope: Did You Just Cook Cthulhu?

 

[AnOminous]

I'd eat that.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

Speaking of Islamic Content:

It's called Pacha. From what I hear the muslims love this stuff.

 

[AnOminous]

It's called Pacha. From what I hear the muslims love this stuff.

If you're too much of a pussy to gnaw on a skull, how do you think we will be able to defeat Islam?

 

[tehpope]

It's called Pacha. From what I hear the muslims love this stuff.

 

[Somsnosa]

It's called 'not waste'. Cooking and eating interiors from brain to heart is common everywhere. Only a pussy spoiled suburban would find it revolting

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

You might want to immediately scroll up because what I am about to show you all is the most disgusting thing humanity ever created.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

No mention of Burger King's bacon sundae?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Ramen burgers. They take cooked ramen noodles, compress them into disc shapes, and then pan fry the outside so they can use them as the burger bun. Greasy as fuck and the noodles expand like a bomb in your stomach.

P.S. I loved tuna casserole as a kid and it's definitely an American standard. I never had it with potato chips on top though, I think that might be a Southern thing. When I've had it it's usually topped with breadcrumbs and Parmesan cheese that gets toasted while it bakes. It's a cheap comfort food.

 

[Shokew]

No mention of Burger King's bacon sundae?

I don't know why that's a thing, either. Also, no mention of the Froot Loops shake yet??

You might want to immediately scroll up because what I am about to show you all is the most disgusting thing humanity ever created.

Step off, nigga - Broccoli kicks ass!!!

 

[Darwin Watterson]

No culinary atrocity thread would be complete without DoubleSwee's Krabby Patty video:

TL;DW Aspie kid shows off his Spongebob impression, makes one of the most unappetizing burgers ever, and then takes a bite out of it even though the meat is still visibly raw.

 

[Captain Smollett]

You might want to immediately scroll up because what I am about to show you all is the most disgusting thing humanity ever created.

I think you meant these:

Spoiler: Turn back now

 

[Shokew]

I think you meant these:

Spoiler: Turn back now

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Yeah... no matter how well you prepare and cook them, they never seem to come out tasting right.

No culinary atrocity thread would be complete without DoubleSwee's Krabby Patty video:

TL;DW Aspie kid shows off his Spongebob impression, makes one of the most unappetizing burgers ever, and then takes a bite out of it even though the meat is still visibly raw.

Yeah, that was fucking awful... And here's how you fucking DO IT RIGHT, courtesy of someone more people on YT should be watching (FACT.):

Also, even if this ain't the right place to post this (or THAT above this), I'm doing it anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJHA_jMfCvEnv-3kRjTCQXw

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Yeah, that was fucking awful... And here's how you fucking DO IT RIGHT, courtesy of someone more people on YT should be watching (FACT.):

Also, even if this ain't the right place to post this (or THAT above this), I'm doing it anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJHA_jMfCvEnv-3kRjTCQXw

I actually started watching this guy recently after seeing his It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia special (m!lk steak...there's a culinary atrocity *shudders*). Nice to see that other people on here know of him and that he's gaining more recognition.