Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

[Reynard]

The sheer amount of furry halal threads recently has me convinced that furries are literally, physically incapable of self-awareness.

There's a couple that do have it. They're simply rare, sadly.

 

[Zebedee]

Is it me or does his Fursona look like Cool Cat's Cousin?

Poor Poor Kitties...

Maybe him and Derek Savage could make a second Cool Cat movie. It would be so retarded it would blow movies like The Room and The Incredible Bulk out of the water.

 

[AnonAutismo]

Jesus Christ, this is @Allen John Jones III all over again, just with less autism.

 

[Schwachkopf]

Insane Kangaroo (Who's totally NOT a ripoff of Ripper Roo from Crash Bandacoot!) is the sole reason I had my 15 minuets of shame in the fandom.

15 minutes of shame in the fandom? I've had 10 years of shame in the fandom thanks to you and every other degenerates.

"15 minutes of shame in the fandom" Give me a fucking break.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Remember kids


You're a sick fuck if you wanna bang cats

 

[Reynard]

Jesus Christ, this is @Allen John Jones III all over again, just with less autism.

Well, minus the thread growing like an aggressive cancer making it so hard to keep up with that some people would just drop out and being up to date on the thread warranted bragging rights.

 

[Tetra]

You're a sick fuck if you wanna bang cats

I wonder if the progression of furries are sort of a series of events leading them down to this path.

Spoiler: How I image the path

>"I like regular humans"
>"Humans with cat ears are ok"
>"Human with tails and cat ears are cool"
>"Humans in a full on fursuit is alright"
> "Super deep RP where someone in a fursuit doesn't even talk is neat"
>"This drawn image of a horse is amazing"
>"I'll just fap to cute pictures of animals"
>"FUCK YEAH I WANNA FUCK THIS CAT"

is the sole reason I had my 15 minuets of shame in the fandom

Get ready for another 15 minutes fam.

 

[I'm Sorry Ms Pac Man]

I'm pretty sure that's his place of residence.

At least, I really hope so.

I know for a long time he was living with his loaded mom and dad so at least he got his own place to take dozens of pictures of his fursuit's feet.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Fuck me, this well goes deep....
I warned you motherfuckers. You let one fucking furfag hang around and next thing you know, you're swimming in degenerates.

 

[Male]

"you know the bowl haircut on my suit doesn't seem enough to make me look like a mass shooter...I know! I'll wear an armband that looks dangerously close to the ones the Nazis wore!"

 

[shitpuppy]

This dude owns one of the ugliest fursuits I've ever seen. Not in badly made way, just fucking ugly

 

[Ntwadumela]

your bible fucking sucks.
why should someone worship a Semitic desert slave religion?

If I remember correctly that “Semitic desert slave religion” played a big role in forming your country

 

[Hui]

I bet he thinks

He is

Cool for cats

 

[c-no]

"you know the bowl haircut on my suit doesn't seem enough to make me look like a mass shooter...I know! I'll wear an armband that looks dangerously close to the ones the Nazis wore!"

The hair cut does make it look like a furry version of Dylann Roof. With that armband, all that's needed is an autistic manifesto that speaks of how Crusader Cat will deus vult against non-Christians, especially those he thinks are against him.

I wouldn’t worry about it.
If he tried fucking a lion, he’s literal dead meat

Would he really go for an Islamic lion tho?

 

[KiwiMisetté]

>is christian
>fucks cats/animals

 

[Tranhuviya]

 

[CWCissey]

Since when was Tim Burgess a furry?

 

[4Macie]

Why would you want a cat to lick your penis... their tongues are like sandpaper.

 

[Schwachkopf]

The hair cut does make it look like a furry version of Dylann Roof. With that armband, all that's needed is an autistic manifesto that speaks of how Crusader Cat will deus vult against non-Christians, especially those he thinks are against him.

Would he really go for an Islamic lion tho?

Cool Cat's Big Bro?

 

[c-no]

Cool Cat's Big Bro?

Cool Cat goes to Church, starring Crusader Cat with tips on what to do in a public shooting.