Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

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Guys, we've been approaching crusader cat all wrong, THIS is how you troll a Christian furry
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I feel like half of this comic is random_text.txt material
 
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Of all the beautiful things to witness this week, it's Crusader Cat of all people showing up and getting his own thread purely because he showed up.

Clearly he didn't read the very informative Dionysuis PSA I made a while ago, otherwise we wouldn't have had this thread and CC could've been unscathed by things other than his cats' sharp claws.
 
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Crusader Cat said:
At age 16, he got two kittens for his birthday. And human... um... sexuality wasn't enough for him. It wouldn't satisfy him. He just thought about it so much. When his cats would lie on top of him - the body, it would arouse him when he was pawing off, so he would start kissing them... and then eventually he just decided that he would commit bestiality. It wasn't easy because they would claw... they weren't declawed yet.

He would commit bestiality in several ways. Including, um, dry-humping, hand jobs and attempted oral sex. He tried various positions. Uh, except for intercourse, because the cats were too small. He was so out of control he wanted to have himself castrated or sterilized to stop the abuse of his poor cats.

Now... this person, I have a bit of a confession to make here. This christian is me. I am the one who is struggling with "furotica" and bestiality.

Mod Edit: This was originally posted in the Insane Kangaroo thread, which you should also go read too.


Crusader Cat is a gigantic faggot and all of you should know about him.

CC has a history in the fandom of being pretty deviant, even by furry standards. CC has admitted in the past to being sexually attracted to cats and fucking a cat in the past.


When he got into the internet, CC quickly gravitated to locating bestial porn, and in the process discovered furry porn. At first, he thought that the furry fandom was basically a bestiality cult and he was anti-fur. A few years later, he found Christian furs and concluded that the furry fandom was something that he was all about.

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Overall, CC is p fucking dumb. He was banned from FA because he threatened mods with legal action for not taking the "harassment of him and his Christian beliefs seriously". He is back on FA though, and posting his art there.

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Of course he has the more normal furry obsessions, like MLP
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He also works in a nursing home and we know how much old people like cats...


He is pretty much a lot like MHirtes in that he is an asspain that few people like. That is probably why he ended up being one of Foxler's fuckboys.

He PAID to get back into FA...
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Showing that Dragoneer is a shithead as well.

Here's some dox.
Paden Reilly
09/13/1987
7 Delaware Rd
Whitehouse Station, New Jersey 08889
908-534-1413

His dad's name is Ralph and he's a dentist lol... How he had this idiot I have no clue.

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Holy fucking shit I can just go on and on about David Ross....and I'll to just that.

Insane Kangaroo (Who's totally NOT a ripoff of Ripper Roo from Crash Bandacoot!) is the sole reason I had my 15 minuets of shame in the fandom. Remember the whole "Crusader Cat threatened to sue FA" thing? What happened was IK was one of the many people uploading pictures intended to harass me. He uploaded a picture of CC receiving anal from "raptor Jesus" (a really shitty drawing at that), naturally I filed a TT and two separate admins responded saying they would not remove the picture. After about a month of that bullshit I said "if you don't remove it I'll sue you for discrimination". I would later find out that IK was friends with Dragoneer, which explains his immunity to the rules, Dragoneer knows better now (about being friends with IK, not about how to run his lame website).

IK instantly became a stalker, he called the police TWICE to try and have me arrested to bestiality and they hung up on him both times since there was zero evidence I've done anything. One of the worst things he did was blackmail me for about a year. He called my father where he works and told him not to let me out of the house or to let me go to any furry cons, as well as calling the dean of my college and telling her not to let me leave campus. You have no idea how awkward it is to have your dean walk up to you and say "what's a furcon?". I should also not that in both instances he only identified himself as "someone from out of state". It wasn't until an anonymous furry told me how to report him to the FBI that I finally got him off my back. I'm told the result of that cost him his job.

There's also a bit more about his Anthrocon ban than him bringing a gun. Soon after I was banned from FA, he started a rumor that I was going to commit a "gay genocide" at AC and thought the best way to prevent that was to organize a flash mob against me (he tried doing it on lulz.net, yes he really is THAT stupid). And said flash mob was the leverage he used when he blackmailed me. I reported him to AC security (I know I wasn't the only one by the way) and he was banned a month later.

IK is basically a moralfag who kept digging his grave deeper and deeper. The first nail in his coffin was his AC ban, the last one was...well it's hard to tell, you're just hammering nails into his carcass at this point. I am so happy to see this piece of shit continue to suffer. This fandom has been a living hell for me for 10 years and almost all of it is solely because of this self righteous, psychopathic, hypocritical, bigoted, hate mongering, waste of space. I am so fucking happy when I see his exceptional ass get in trouble over and over again. He was probably the most hated person in the fandom until Deo came along. It just brings joy to my heart every time he suffers, I will never get tired of seeing this asshole feel the pain I have felt for a decade. Never in my life have I ever had any serious hate, malice or violence towards another human being...then one day IK came along.

Also, a couple tiny things to contribute:

IK is a liberal Republican, and embodies the stereotypes of both, He's a racist gun nut, AND an anti-religious bigot (which is why he targeted me, a rather amusing old thread here:

http://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/banned-from-anthrocon-for-being-an-open-carrier.63074/

He threatened to sue wikifur for not deleting his article:

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Talk:Connor_Goodwolf#Exclusion_request_from_subject
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Great update, @yawning sneasel
I pulled this horrifying photo of Crusader Cat long ago, might consider adding it to the OP if you can stand looking at it long enough to repost.
Content warning: a man being fucked by his own fursona in real life.

We've hit a disgusting new low.

Edit: For some reason I remember seeing more than this one.. clearly the sight of it has forever marred my once pristine mind.
 
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Golden Compass said:
Great update, @yawning sneasel
I pulled this horrifying photo of Crusader Cat long ago, might consider adding it to the OP if you can stand looking at it long enough to repost.
Content warning: a man being fucked by his own fursona in real life.

We've hit a disgusting new low.

Edit: For some reason I remember seeing more than this one.. clearly the sight of it has forever marred my once pristine mind.
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So wait, you're telling me he had someone dress up in his own fursuit and fuck him? Wow. I've seen a lot of shit in my short span of existence, but this is something that really caught me off guard.
 
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