Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Wasn't his original excuse for the high school hit list was that he was whacked out on pain meds from his tonsils? Now he admits that was a lie (surprise surprise) and that he did it before he even had the surgery.

I mean, he also talked about how he was a really cool and popular dude in school too and that his hit list only mentioned a “disaster” when he wrote the hit list. Everything in this book needs to be taken with a grain of salt.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Kayli is back so he hasn't blocked her. Hurrah.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Kayli, tone it down! You're being too aggressive...he's going to bamboon out and block you soon if you keep asking direct questions like "How many copies"!

 

[Saylor Twift]

Not sure how accurate they are, but when I entered his data into some Amazon sales rank calculators they came back as 6/7 books a day. Wild.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Not sure how accurate they are, but when I entered his data into some Amazon sales rank calculators they came back as 6/7 books a day. Wild.

Well, it’s been out for 1 day and we know Russ bought a copy/copies. So he’s sold less than 5 copies, but I wonder if that counts the freebies orchard dwellers got or not.

It’s pretty funny that the number is so pathetic that Russ won’t even say it, if he was truly happy with it he’d be crowing in FB non-stop.

I mean, he also talked about how he was a really cool and popular dude in school too and that his hit list only mentioned a “disaster” when he wrote the hit list. Everything in this book needs to be taken with a grain of salt.

Grain of salt? The book is a fantasy version of Russ’s life - one where he has supportive friend(s) and the people who disagree with him are like Bond villains. Every event is described via the Russtard filter (I.e. total narcissistic bullshit totally detached from all reality)

If his court failures were public knowledge he’d be describing his Clarence Darrow level performances and epic wins.

If you check his “citations” many are basically take his word for it or a link to a story that doesn’t back up any of what he states. Dude’s citations look like a retarded six year old did them.

 

[PL 879]

"For weeks, people had been putting videos and pictures of me on that troll site. I was going to put a stop to the harassment. By the time I got outside, the man had disappeared. Ken followed after me. 'It was one of those Kiwi guys, Ken,' I said with clenched teeth, upset."

As if you have any choice in that expression, frozen face.

 

[DarkAlien]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand here come the reviews.....

 

[slackjawjoe]

I didn't think he could drive because of not being able to independently move his eyes...further evidence of his delusion? As if more were required.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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I didn't think he could drive because of not being able to independently move his eyes...further evidence of his delusion? As if more were required.

He might be able to drive with restrictions, I mean he can turn his head but I can’t imagine he can afford a car and insurance.

The fact he mentioned it was an old lady 95 Bonaville (not a new turbo Porsche) tells me this is true, either his parents gave him their old car to drive to school or more likely he was being driven to school by mom in the 1995 Bonaville.

 

[Bamboon McDrool]

My favourite part is when he quotes conversations "John Smith" and her agents had. How can he possibly know what conversations they had, let alone what was said?

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, he also talked about how he was a really cool and popular dude in school too and that his hit list only mentioned a “disaster” when he wrote the hit list. Everything in this book needs to be taken with a grain of salt.

He's a lot like Tommy Tooter in that he'll repeatedly admit to something then when he's quoted on it, while start screaming about libel, then admit to it again.

Let's just say "cool and popular" and "keeps a hit list" are completely incompatible things. You aren't the first if you do the second. Keeping a hit list is what bitter losers and school shooters do.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Holy fuck kissing that asshole must be like kissing a cold chuck roast, except it fucking slobbers and drools. Just gross.

I don't think anyone can claim to know they are a good kisser when they've never kissed anyone who wasn't paid to do so.

I'm sure the hookers told him he was good at it. A hooker also told Chris that she's never felt a dick as good as his.

Some of it reads like a vintage National Lampoon story.

You mean a National Bamboon story?

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Wasn't his original excuse for the high school hit list was that he was whacked out on pain meds from his tonsils? Now he admits that was a lie (surprise surprise) and that he did it before he even had the surgery.

No, that was a mistake several folks made whilst discussing this incident earlier in this thread. I tried correcting this misunderstanding a couple of times but given the amount of pages in the thread and the sheet amount of info discussed it's easy to see how that could be missed.

So on that one point, I have to say Russell has been consistent. Rare occurrence.

 

[Deadpool]

Boy with all the action "witty" tounge in cheek humor, and totally not forced pop-culture references I thought I had accidentally started reading an issue of Deadpool. Then I took the gun out of my mouth and reevaluated my life, and how I had ended up reading an entitled man-babies fapfic instead of comics. Then I decided to become a hardcore alcoholic to numb the pain. 8/10 would read again.

 

[theriddler3]

Not sure if this has been mentioned before, but what exactly is Shit Lips fixation with Calvin Harris? I'm not a huge Swiftie, is it just because he happened to be a recent flame of hers or is it because he's a music producer who won Taylor's heart or what? For someone who has had an infamous number of failed relationships according to Russ, it seems bizarre that he's so pissed at Calvin.

Not a big Swift fan either, but my understanding is that Swift and Harris had a very public, very dramatic, very drawn-out breakup. Russ isn't a big Swift fan, despite his claims (he's a big Swift fan because he only owns her Red album well after 1989 came out lol), but it's possible that Russ isn't aware of all the specific men she's previously dated. Or he thinks that Harris was her most serious relationship.

It's also possible that he hates Calvin Harris because he's extremely handsome, popular, rich, talented, and sought after. Unlike Russ.

Boy with all the action "witty" tounge in cheek humor, and totally not forced pop-culture references I thought I had accidentally started reading an issue of Deadpool. Then I took the gun out of my mouth and reevaluated my life, and how I had ended up reading an entitled man-babies fapfic instead of comics. Then I decided to become a hardcore alcoholic to numb the pain. 8/10 would read again.

The book was a tedious read. Russ' songwriting skills match his book-writing skills.

Eta:

My favorite part is when the virus he gets from clicking a link to kiwi farms destroys all the lights and computers in his office.

Null put a ghost in the site. Every time you click a link to kf, the ghost can travel through your computer, through its power supply, to your home's electrical wiring, just to fuck with you for looking at Russ' thread.

 

[PL 879]

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"Suddenly, my work computer's screen began to wobble and shake. Then it froze, making a high pitch squealing noise. Like a chain reaction, the virus extended into the network of computers at my company. The office lights began to flicker..."

It's apparent that at the 11th hour while trying to think of something elaborate to pin on "Kiwi Orchards", Russ was watching the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark, snapped his fingers and pointed to the screen then said aloud to himself through involuntarily clenched teeth, "That's what I'm using."

 

[Peachfuzz]

I've put Russ's book up on NovelRank, so I should have an idea of how many books he's sold in the next few hours.

Something that gets me while reading...the amount of people screaming at him on the streets. Old people. Men in business suits. Random angry people throwing milk in grocery stores. Does Russ really believe that adult people (especially older) actually know and care about Taylor Swift? The way he tells it, you'd think Salt Lake City is fill of Swift fans to the greatest extreme.

If he'd been attacked (even for 1/10th of what he's claiming) I think that would make the news stations interested. But I think it's more like Taylor Swift and her agents. No one cared and nothing happened.

 

[ConSluttant]

I am at location 610 in the PDF that was so kindly made.

Is ... is this for real? He really and truly thinks that 1) he can write well and can tell an engaging tale; 2) he set forth a good legal argument why Taylor Swift owes him (and just him!) her body, mind and soul; 3) he won't come across as a complete and utter lunitard.

Why do I keep looking behind me as if I know I'm going to be punked? I don't know that I can read anymore. The level of delusion necessary to read it is just far too high. I don't know that I have it in me to be honest. It's been an extremely trying Monday.

 

[Russtard]

I've put Russ's book up on NovelRank, so I should have an idea of how many books he's sold in the next few hours.

Something that gets me while reading...the amount of people screaming at him on the streets. Old people. Men in business suits. Random angry people throwing tard cum in grocery stores. Does Russ really believe that adult people (especially older) actually know and care about Taylor Swift? The way he tells it, you'd think Salt Lake City is fill of Swift fans to the greatest extreme.

If he'd been attacked (even for 1/10th of what he's claiming) I think that would make the news stations interested. But I think it's more like Taylor Swift and her agents. No one cared and nothing happened.

Wait, you DON'T believe that rabid Taylor Swift fans threw Moltov cocktails at a random lawyer who happened to be conversating with Russ? Just because Russell never posted about it on Facebook doesn't mean it didn't happen- after all, he's a very private person who rarely shares details of his life online.

Why do I keep looking behind me as if I know I'm going to be punked? I don't know that I can read anymore. The level of delusion necessary to read it is just far too high. I don't know that I have it in me to be honest. It's been an extremely trying Monday.

Oh, keep going. It gets progressively more manic and delusional as you near the end. At the very least, make it to the part where Greg Skorda- I mean John Smith makes a dramatic entrance.

 

[Barbarella]

Maybe Kayli is Ken, ha! Im not sure asking for number of books sold is pushing it-asking if he thinks they all sold to us Orchard pickers might be. .

Whoever did the OP, can we have a link to Russes book in it?