Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[XxxwernxxX]

Some dental work does get done on Saturdays. Specifically around here they have a low-cost clinic where dentists learn to do more advanced procedures after they have completed school and give a huge price break in return. It's done on Saturdays so they don't have to take time out of their normal practice.

The only reason I've ever seen high school be on a Saturday is if you were making up for snow days. But December is way too early in the year to be having those. So yeah. Lie.

Dental work, sure and even some in office procedures such as a colonoscopy, but never something like a tonsillectomy. Hospitals just don't have resources on weekends and holidays, so they stick to emergency surgery then, at least in the east coast.

 

[Fareal]

Oh my god. This is incredible. This is the most hilarious fanfiction I have ever read. This pisses all over My Immortal with its epic courtroom drama.

Thank you so much for uploading this, I'm bent in half laughing.

 

[Russtard]

The mania is starting to set in. He deleted half of his rant from last night and posted this in its place.

So, Kiwi Orchards, who were you in the book? I was the fat girl who screamed at Russ in the grocery store and slipped on milk.

EDIT: whoops, sorry for the :late:, but its good to see Kayli's still here.

 

[sad rabbit]

Thanks, Kiwi Orchards. My entire home is caving in from the forceful quaking of these viruses.

 

[TitusOvid]

Shitlips is probably jealous of Calvin Harris for writing and producing songs like "We Found Love" and being so successful while also dating Taylor Swift. Harris is everything he wants to be but can't because of his complete lack of talent.

Now shes going to learn she should never have responded in the first place. By responding she has set certain expectations in the bamboon's mind.

That's what I was thinking but I think she's a pro and knows how to deal with people like this. I'm hoping she still gets him to throw money away to talk with her bot messaging service thinking its her.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

The virus extends to mobile too.

My cell has been quaking and flickering all day long since I visited the Orchards.

 

[Cryin RN]

So not only was the Kill List a prank, but he was also framed! It's totally fascinating to watch a crazy person gaslight themselves.

He blames an awful lot of terrible shit he did on other people, his depression and anxiety, his parents, or Taylor Swift. I guess we have confirmation that his sister is his biggest enabler, and that his Taylor Swift lovequest has cost him some pretty good jobs.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

The mania is starting to set in. He deleted half of his rant from last night and posted this in its place.

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So, Kiwi Orchards, who were you in the book? I was the fat girl who screamed at Russ in the grocery store and slipped on tard cum.

EDIT: whoops, sorry for the :late:, but its good to see Kayli's still here.

And I'm Taylor Olivia...seriously. But he didn't tell the story correctly. Shocking. I NEVER called him or wrote novels. Everything I said about Taylor was easily and quickly Googled. I've already posted some screencaps from when he went off on me threatening to kill himself because I blocked him from my fake account. Never sent him photos of Scott Swift backstage, or any photos for that matter. All of that is made up entirely. He assumed I knew her because I poked holes in everything bad he said about Taylor...again, easily found on Google. I didn't tell him I didn't know her though. He ran with the story and flipped it into a good friend of Taylor's, or Taylor herself contacted him. All. Made. Up. In. His. Mind.

The fucker is crazy.

 

[facepalm]

I want some Kiwi Orchards merchandise now

 

[Russtard]

And I'm Taylor Olivia...seriously. But he didn't tell the story correctly. Shocking. I NEVER called him or wrote novels. Everything I said about Taylor was easily and quickly Googled. I've already posted some screencaps from when he went off on me threatening to kill himself because I blocked him from my fake account. Never sent him photos of Scott Swift backstage, or any photos for that matter. All of that is made up entirely. He assumed I knew her because I poked holes in everything bad he said about Taylor...again, easily found on Google. I didn't tell him I didn't know her though. He ran with the story and flipped it into a good friend of Taylor's, or Taylor herself contacted him. All. Made. Up. In. His. Mind.

The fucker is crazy.

Holy shit are you really? Can you post some of the alleged messages between you and him?

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Holy shit are you really? Can you post some of the alleged messages between you and him?

I really am. I'll post what I have later tonight. I'm on the east coast so it will be later tonight my time. There's really not much. Not the big deal he made it into, that's for sure.

 

[Fareal]

Can we have a separate book review/fave book quotes thread please? I feel like such an avalanche of content deserves its own little corner for us to revel in its incredible lolmilkiness.

 

[The Great Citracett]

So the book is here, we've read the book. Now it's time for the next stage in the Russell Greer franchise universe. That 16-bit retro platform game he was going to make where he overcomes obstacles, fights bosses and wins Taylor.

Where's the game, Russ?

 

[Russtard]

So the book is here, we've read the book. Now it's time for the next stage in the Russell Greer franchise universe. That 16-bit retro platform game he was going to make where he overcomes obstacles, fights bosses and wins Taylor.

Where's the game, Russ?

And the sexy British audio book!!

 

[AnOminous]

So, Kiwi Orchards, who were you in the book?

I was the guy who raped him in the butthole while he slobbered and drooled in ecstasy and tried to bite the pillow with his slack jaw.

I'm kind of disappointed he left that part out.

 

[Captain Smollett]

I kinda wanna buy it to see how bad it is, but then again I don't want to give him any money...

 

[Lunachu]

I kinda wanna buy it to see how bad it is, but then again I don't want to give him any money...

You're in luck. Scrambles posted a link to the book on google drive on page 408.

Where's the book? here's the book.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2VdH79IRT1RN1pvdnJ1cTk2cUU

(edited to move it to a burner google drive)

 

[The Great Citracett]

Here's the full rapist post:

 

[zerohitwonder]

Whoever called him "a future Ted Bundy" in the Amazon reviews is giving him too much credit. "Future serial killer" I can see - if he's this bad at 25, I can just imagine him at 50, especially since so much of his life will still floating around online for him to relive over and over again. But as horrific as Bundy was, at least he had a level of superficial charm at one point in time, sociopathic as it was. Russ doesn't even have that much going on.

 

[OtterParty]

This has been coming up every other post, that girls in his area are all at risk because one day Russell will flip his lid for real and rapemurder some unfortunate 10/10. He's a 5ft-something midget scarecrow made of dried stringbeans held together by an ugly suit which makes this unlikely, but for the sake of putting the matter to rest and having somewhere to dump the frequently off-topic claims that he's the zodiac rapist incarnate, here's a thread to discuss the subject.

Could Russell Greer commit a rape?

Points to consider:

• He's ugly and loud so girls can see him approaching a mile away
• He targets 10/10s who tend to already have orbiters
• He's retarded
• He expects reality to conform to his will and launch him dick-first into a pretty vagina of his choice