'You plebs have never experienced hardship or loss, all the victimship belongs to me!'
'If I put enough effort in the bitch should fuck me, why the fug is this not obvious?'
The sheer contempt this goblin holds for his readers is truly mind-blowing.
'If a scoffing reader has lost something that they worked for, then they've obviously never tried fighting for their rights'

Don't you fuckers ever forget that you've
never worked hard for something, only to have it snatched from you. That's Russ's domain, you inconsiderate jerks.
More like Quasimodo-band, am I right Russ?
And finally, my sleep deprived brain got stuck on this part again, and I just cannot read past it now.

And you're not a stalker, Russ. Except when you're stalking.
Ten minutes in paint, all for you Russ - you owe me a date.
In summary, here's the Cliff Notes Venn diagram for Russ's 'book'
Edited to showcase exceptional paint skills