Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[facepalm]

I would say that if Russ could safely get ahold of roofies, he’d use them without hesitation.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

And the sexy British audio book!!

ever since the release of this literary masterpiece I've been practising all the knob-stiffening and fanny-wettening British regional accents I can imitate badly (might also throw in Belfast for shits and giggles, even though it's not in Great Britain)

 

[DarkAlien]

He is an eggshell of a man, gets horrified over rude comments or people raising their voice. A woman rejecting him is enough for him to rewrite traumatic scenarios in his head, let alone a women screaming to get off, don't touch me, stay away, etc

If he found a drunk/passed out girl, he'd prob cop a feel and then stay with her like glue until she wakes up so she can know he kept her safe and he is a nice guy, you know so she can jump on his sick and fall in love. When that doesn't happen he'd get angry aND be kinda glad he touched her a little at least.

 

[DrJonesHat]

His skill at rewriting history would make him right at home in totalitarian countries where history must conform to the ruling class's whims. Farrah Abraham raked him over the coals. He sued her thinking she'd have to show up in person or he'd win by default. When she retained a lawyer (not sure if it was Skordas, but it was someone local to the SLC area) and he learned she wouldn't be there, he dropped the suit.

EDIT: I am most disturbed by the way he expects people to conform to his whims. "I'm legalizing brothels". No you're not. You're TRYING to legalize brothels. "Please don't resist my advances". Who the fuck do you think you are? No one is required to date you or even talk to you. I'd add him to my list of people I want to punch in the face, but I think that would be pointless in this case.

 

[Purple Panther]

Apparently the only lie was car explosion guys...definitely not anything else

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Apparently the only lie was car explosion guys...definitely not anything else

So does this mean that he actually did consider throwing rocks at cars and broke the windshield of one he thought was stalking him?

 

[theshep]

ever since the release of this literary masterpiece I've been practising all the knob-stiffening and fanny-wettening British regional accents I can imitate badly (might also throw in Belfast for shits and giggles, even though it's not in Great Britain)

I want to hear the audio book narrated by a proper Geordie chav, like.

 

[Russtard]

So does this mean that he actually did consider throwing rocks at cars and broke the windshield of one he thought was stalking him?

He's Shit Lips contradicting himself on that matter within 2 chapters of one another so who fucking knows.

 

[sad rabbit]

If I can get someone to buy me some cheap moscato I'll record his book in audio format, because there needs to be as many as possible.

Can you imagine what a disservice it would be to deny the blind and otherwise unable to read of Russell Greer and his talent?

 

[Angry New Ager]

I want to hear the audio book narrated by a proper Geordie chav, like.

I'm holding out hope for a Glaswegian to take a turn at it. With all the the requisite variations of "fuck" employed whenever some sort of emphasis needs to be made.

 

[nene526]

Isn't his beloved sister the one he claimed had poop thrown at her? He had to put that in to prevent her from suing him? That sounds like more lies.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

What is it with Russ and the British?

Taylor's exes Tom Hiddleston & Harry Styles are British. Ex Calvin Harris is Scottish. The love of her life, Joe Alwyn is British. She has a thing for accents...not Shitlips slobbery one of a kind accent though.

 

[Purple Panther]

Isn't his beloved sister the one he claimed had poop thrown at her? He had to put that in to prevent her from suing him? That sounds like more lies.

I mean...if you were this cow's sister would you want to be publicly associated with him?

 

[nene526]

I mean...if you were this cow's sister would you want to be publicly associated with him?

I wouldn't, but it seemed like they were somewhat close. Russell's coworker said she came by often to have lunch with him. I guess he finally pushed her to the breaking point, too.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I'm honestly having a loss of words right now after finishing Russell's book. Like don't get me wrong, it was a fascinating read and was comedy gold, but it was just insane. It's basically one long Facebook post, but it was unique in that it's a trip into his disturbed psyche concentrated into one place. We only get bits and pieces through his Facebook and Instagram posts, and in cut video footages. To have something laid out from beginning to end, although it was mostly a rehash (and it's super fucking easy to debunk him because of that), we now have a full picture of who Russell Greer really is.

I laughed only because of how extremely creepy and uncomfortable it was. That didn't make it a hard read, per se, but it's definitely not something that can be taken in in one sitting due to the risk of blacking out from the fear of this man not being locked away in a cell and taking his happy pills. Russell isn't just narcissistic, he's literally delusional (especially with how everyone was acting and speaking around him and the way he kept slipping into imagine spots. I seriously am thinking someone's been watching waaaay too much of The Simpsons). He sincerely believes everyone who's not a family member is out to get him that it's almost a wonder he can even go out in public believing everyone hates him. The random fist fights he gets into throughout the book is clearly bullshit, but you know he's been thinking about pummeling the shit out of someone simply because he thinks they're looking down on him. And yeah, he was most likely just exaggerating the fuck out of everything, but why the hell would you try to write an underdog story and yet have your underdog (as in yourself) lose his fucking mind over being stalked, all the while berating your readers for thinking he's the crazy one?

This is all just mind-blowing to me. What a ride this has been.

 

[redbarchetta]

There was only two 'fibs' except wait here's another guys

What's the point of privacy when you tell everyone immediately?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Oh, I almost forgot to mention this, but I'm honestly upset there wasn't a sex scene in the book like Russell claimed there would. I was looking forward to laughing at that the most. Although there were a lot of Taylor Swift imagine spots that I guess it makes up for it, even though that was what added to the creep factor.

 

[Grumbles]

Oh, I almost forgot to mention this, but I'm honestly upset there wasn't a sex scene in the book like Russell claimed there would. I was looking forward to laughing at that the most. Although there were a lot of Taylor Swift imagine spots that I guess it makes up for it, even though that was what added to the creep factor.

you can always read his brothel pamphlet if you want that, but I am highly recommending not to.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Hey, Shitlips, if you’re at risk of a lawsuit because of something you said or wrote, it’s probably a good idea to shut your fucking mouth (that’s a joke, get it? Normal people can shut their mouths but you have to hold yours closed. Is that enough explanation?)

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Oh, I almost forgot to mention this, but I'm honestly upset there wasn't a sex scene in the book like Russell claimed there would. I was looking forward to laughing at that the most. Although there were a lot of Taylor Swift imagine spots that I guess it makes up for it, even though that was what added to the creep factor.

you can always read his brothel pamphlet if you want that, but I am highly recommending not to.

I'd advise you to read his brothel pamphlet when you're not quite blackout drunk: you can laugh your ass of at it, but you won't remember the horror, disgust, and revulsion you felt about it. It's the best of both worlds.

ETA: there's a link to it somewhere in this thread, I think in May or June, but I don't recall exactly where.