Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
sharshorita said:
Didn't he say once that that guy was his best friend? Funny how he wasn't there.
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Nah, that's pretty normal with guys. I wasn't at my best friend's wedding either, and he wasn't at mine. Although, minor power level, we got married the same day and one wedding was in Las Vegas and the other was in...Stockholm...so...two destination weddings several time zones apart...yeah, Russell's a liar. I wouldn't have even told him i was getting married either. He'd probably show up with a hooker then ree that he ran out of time to get laid.
 
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I just read this entire tread this week and I can say this guy is just the worst. I just hope the women he paid for at the brothels used some kind of protection because I would feel bad for them if he harrassed them for having an abortion if he thinks he's the father.
 
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Time To Think said:
When I started reading here, I thought you guys were all assholes. But holy Kiwi, this guy just asks for it.
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We are assholes. But pretty much everyone with a thread here richly deserves being hounded by assholes. It's a public service we provide, really.

You know, Russ's world view is so fucked up that I'm willing to believe he has brain issues that are part of his genetic disorder. But it doesn't matter; his behavior is so wrong and dangerous that he needs watching, even if it turns out he's mentally impaired.
 
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Once upon a time there existed the meme 'Because of my syndrome' - https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Because_of_my_syndrome

I think it's safe to say that old Russy has completely usurped the use of the rather dubious title, time to dust if off.

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Noice!
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I bet that Noice sits like acid in his Colossal Crunch-lined belly, having to acknowledge someone else's fortune.

Russell 'He's got all the luck, I got no-one to fuck' Greer

Russell 'Give all the wealth and fame to me, thanks to my disability' Greer

Russell 'Taylor should be taking ME home, BOMS' Greer
 
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Can someone please clarify something for me - if Russ features someone in his book, but they are horribly injured in an accident or ambushed by a shit-throwing maniac, does that still count as using their likeness?

If Russ' sister and Ken really didn't want to be in the book, isn't Russ better off not mentioning them at all?
 
If he does anything, I'm guessing he may shoot up a salon or something and then off himself a la Elliot Rodger. He doesn't seem physically or mentally capable of rape, especially by force.
 
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I think he is capable of attempting to rape someone, he is just that right mix of thirsty/frustrated, plus, he is far more actively antagonistic than say, CWC, whose meekness & laziness precludes him from doing so.

However, he isn't physically capable of successfully executing said crime, or getting away with it if he ever did try.
 
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Today in the land of delusion:

The NYT app has two stars, Russell's book has two stars therefore Russell's book can't be that bad.

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BIG DADDY said:
This is brilliant. Now I want to play Russ platformer. One of the levels could be a courthouse where you battle greedy lawyers, fake judges and people trying to take your picture, armed with only an HDMI cable that's too short to hit enemies. It would be a timed level you'd automatically lose since you showed up late.
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I think it should start at the beginning. He gets evicted and he's on the streets armed only with flowers. Bus is level 2. Approach to the courthouse level 3 and so on. A secret Ariana level where he battles body guards....
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
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The brief biography portion of a book such as this is there to add credibility to the author's claims...that he/she is accomplished professionally and has an uncannily fierce desire to succeed personally.
And Russ' biography?
A degree he's done nothing with, a flat-out lie, the mentioning of the twilight bark he calls a hit song, and the imagery of him chomping away at mac & cheese with salsa like a dead-eyed, frozen faced xenomorph.
 
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sharshorita said:
Didn't he say once that that guy was his best friend? Funny how he wasn't there.
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In July 2016, he was posting about his BFF Seth getting married. He was invited to his wedding and was manically posting to members of the bride & groom's families begging for a ride to the ceremony the next day. He actually begged the bride's SISTER, the maid of honor, to drive 30 minutes one way the day of the wedding to pick up his sorry ass. He was pissed when nobody agreed to his requests.

This photo was from when his "best friend" announced he was engaged. Over 500 likes/reactions...and one angry Russ. What a good best friend he is.

After the wedding a couple of weeks later, Seth and his bride met Shitlips for dinner. Of course, there was a picture from it...so awkward. I don't have screenshots of it but I wish I did. Hoping someone else does. The 3 of them were sitting on a bench at the restaurant. The beautiful couple was sitting close to each other, and then there was the bamboon off to the side as the third wheel. The photo was extremely uncomfortable to look at.

When Russhole got home, he posted the picture and captioned something about how his best friend's wife hates him...of course, tagging her in it. I remember feeling so embarrassed for her at the time.

I really hope one of the Russell historians has this photo gem in a file somewhere. Especially the part when he lost his mind the day before the wedding. I'm willing to bet Russ has never been to a wedding. All I can envision is him standing up when the question about anyone objecting to this marriage comes up. Can't you just see him taking the question as literal instead of a rhetorical tradition?

"Yes! I object! Thanks for asking me. It's not fair this man will have sex whenever he wants without having to pay for it. I deserve it more! Look! I'm dressed in a suit and everything! It should be MEEEEEEEEE!"

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Anything on Instagram lately?
 
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