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These are all games he'd need to buy (cheapest is Frozen Wilds at $15, Need for Speed is the full $60) when he's already dropped 8 games this year. "No disposable income" my ass.
 
They're literally of no benefit to him other than a luxury. He claims he's at a massive disadvantage without surround sound, because he needs to hear everything around him in a game in order to succeed. Who the fuck is he trying to kid? How often does he play games where hearing footsteps and subtle noises actually matter? and more importantly - since when is he the type to be cautious and careful enough to use that information? Every shooter he plays he just sprints around by himself, spraying at anybody he see's until he gets sprayed back and killed. Rinse and repeat until the match is over. He's just trying to justify to himself his own frivolous spending habits.

Not to mention, gout damages your hearing. Even regular audiophile headphones are of no benefit to him.
 
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Looks like DSP is doing a poll via Twitter. Has he ever done one before? I recall mentioning this was something a lot of streamers did quite a while back...
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Yep, occasionally DSP will do a Twitter poll asking which game to stream the next day, and he has some infamy for ignoring the result or claiming detractors trolled the vote so that's why he ignored it.

These are all games he'd need to buy (cheapest is Frozen Wilds at $15, Need for Speed is the full $60) when he's already dropped 8 games this year. "No disposable income" my ass.
No, DSP already owns the 'season pass' equivalents for the Telltale titles & Life is Strange: Before the Storm, so he only needs to buy Horizon's expansion & NfS Payback.
However I doubt DSP will even play Horizon's expansion or NfS Payback if he doesn't pick them up quickly - so if they lose I'd be surprised if he plays them in future.

Other news: in the chat before Mario Odyssey's later stream, DSP noted he was planning to co-op Monster Hunter World with TolomeoR & Tolo's friends (that Souls streamer DSP autohosts & Tolo subs back to DSP):
[19:38] <darksydephil> yes i may be doing co-op of monster hunter world with Tolomeor and his friends
 
Yep, occasionally DSP will do a Twitter poll asking which game to stream the next day, and he has some infamy for ignoring the result or claiming detractors trolled the vote so that's why he ignored it.


No, DSP already owns the 'season pass' equivalents for the Telltale titles & Life is Strange: Before the Storm, so he only needs to buy Horizon's expansion & NfS Payback.
However I doubt DSP will even play Horizon's expansion or NfS Payback if he doesn't pick them up quickly - so if they lose I'd be surprised if he plays them in future.

Other news: in the chat before Mario Odyssey's later stream, DSP noted he was planning to co-op Monster Hunter World with TolomeoR & Tolo's friends (that Souls streamer DSP autohosts & Tolo subs back to DSP):
[19:38] <darksydephil> yes i may be doing co-op of monster hunter world with Tolomeor and his friends

DSP and MONSTER HUNTER?!

Is this nigga serious?

Monster Hunter was the Dark Souls before Dark Souls and every game requires you to try out every of the 20 weapons or so to find a playstyle that suits you and has a tutorial that goes well over 2 hours with lots and lots of reading.

It requires planning ahead which in case of Phil... yeah this will produce some quality salt.
 
Yep, occasionally DSP will do a Twitter poll asking which game to stream the next day, and he has some infamy for ignoring the result or claiming detractors trolled the vote so that's why he ignored it.


No, DSP already owns the 'season pass' equivalents for the Telltale titles & Life is Strange: Before the Storm, so he only needs to buy Horizon's expansion & NfS Payback.
However I doubt DSP will even play Horizon's expansion or NfS Payback if he doesn't pick them up quickly - so if they lose I'd be surprised if he plays them in future.

Other news: in the chat before Mario Odyssey's later stream, DSP noted he was planning to co-op Monster Hunter World with TolomeoR & Tolo's friends (that Souls streamer DSP autohosts & Tolo subs back to DSP):
[19:38] <darksydephil> yes i may be doing co-op of monster hunter world with Tolomeor and his friends

Yes. More dsp handholding.

Also, why? We know he wont play it for too long.
 
There are very few times I'm legitimately shocked by Phil, but he just entered a whole new dimension of obliviousness (or deception).

I love how everything up to about 0:40 is pretty much 100% accurate.

That part where he said "if you're the one constantly having problems, maybe you're the problem".. the lack of self-awareness is incredible.
 
DSP and MONSTER HUNTER?!

Is this nigga serious?

Monster Hunter was the Dark Souls before Dark Souls and every game requires you to try out every of the 20 weapons or so to find a playstyle that suits you and has a tutorial that goes well over 2 hours with lots and lots of reading.

It requires planning ahead which in case of Phil... yeah this will produce some quality salt.
Fyi he played 4 Ultimate and basically never grew out of using abusing Sword mode on the Switchaxe. He also never learned the difference between whetstones and mini-whetstones.
 
DSP and MONSTER HUNTER?!

Is this nigga serious?

Monster Hunter was the Dark Souls before Dark Souls and every game requires you to try out every of the 20 weapons or so to find a playstyle that suits you and has a tutorial that goes well over 2 hours with lots and lots of reading.

It requires planning ahead which in case of Phil... yeah this will produce some quality salt.

If you want to get real technical, the King's Field series (1994 onwards) was the Souls series before it went full-Souls. But you're right. It's going to be a disaster. Co-op with Phil is already a shitshow, if we're going off current events. And that was Call of Duty. Monster Hunter co-op is going to be horrendous.
 
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If you want to get real technical, the King's Field series (1994 onwards) was the Souls series before it went full-Souls. But you're right. It's going to be a disaster. Co-op with Phil is already a shitshow, if we're going off current events. And that was Call of Duty. Monster Hunter co-op is going to be horrendous.

And Battle Toads was the Dark Souls before King's Field.
 
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If you want to get real technical, the King's Field series (1994 onwards) was the Souls series before it went full-Souls. But you're right. It's going to be a disaster. Co-op with Phil is already a shitshow, if we're going off current events. And that was Call of Duty. Monster Hunter co-op is going to be horrendous.
As someone who has played quite a bit of Monster Hunter, and has never died in Generations, this is gonna be amazing. What's next, he plays Dwarf Fortress?
 
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I can imagine DSP carting so many times in Monster Hunter.

Of course, I also expect him to do Low Rank Multiplayer only with High Rank gear or something so it'll be piss easy. He would never go into actual High Rank or heaven forbid, G Rank.
 
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I can imagine DSP carting so many times in Monster Hunter.

Of course, I also expect him to do Low Rank Multiplayer only with High Rank gear or something so it'll be piss easy. He would never go into actual High Rank or heaven forbid, G Rank.


Lets be honest. He's gonna get carried to a point where he cannot be carried anymore without getting good.

I think once he hits a Rath hunt, he's gonna have a "FUCK THIS GAME DOOD UNINSTALL ITS GARBAGE" moment the second he eats that tail swip.


Also, if any of you glorious bastards join his hunt when he calls for help, please for the love god run Phil into multiple monsters to really fuck with his head as MHW will have at LEAST 4 different monsters on the map at all times during the hunts.

The amount of salt he will produce will be entertaining to watch on DaviddDavidsons or vault boys channel
 
“Wow, dood. I’ve done this hunt twice with fans from the stream, and we keep getting our asses kicked because the monsters aren’t balanced. Why the fuck is this thing able to one-shot me with a hip check? Shoutout to Viking who just tipped me his life savings, but I don’t know what you’re talking about. I can’t upgrade armor and weapons in this game. I never found an NPC that does that. Looks like my fans killed it while I was running back from the camp, so I guess we need to carve it. What?! No rare materials? Man, this game is such fucking bullshit. Fuck this grindy-ass shit. Capcom, you fucked up!”
 
Lets be honest. He's gonna get carried to a point where he cannot be carried anymore without getting good.

I think once he hits a Rath hunt, he's gonna have a "FUCK THIS GAME DOOD UNINSTALL ITS GARBAGE" moment the second he eats that tail swip.


Also, if any of you glorious bastards join his hunt when he calls for help, please for the love god run Phil into multiple monsters to really fuck with his head as MHW will have at LEAST 4 different monsters on the map at all times during the hunts.

The amount of salt he will produce will be entertaining to watch on DaviddDavidsons or vault boys channel

This guy.....
 
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