Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Done]

So what if he's sending his book to celebrities? Even Bodyguards need to laugh every now and then.

I am picturing some security guard or gofer for Kanye West laughing @ the book and wondering about those Kiwi Orchards..

 

[N0t4blet4rt]

And there's another book sent off that will never be read.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I swear this guy is from the same type of retard universe as Napoleon Dynamite, his brother Kip and his Uncle Rico who's more obsessed with going back to the 80s than I am.

Its very rare that I become interested in a lolcow who isn't Chris, but this Russell person has really caught my interest. (off topic - in my country, "Russell" is actually one of the top five most common last names) Maybe because of how much of his lol-worthy content revolves around his crazy desire to "woo" women.

He's definitely worse than Homer Beovle in how he brags about how much sex he gets, but thats only because he's rich and smug enough to pay for it.

 

[N0t4blet4rt]

Does this mean we won't get any more workplace shenanigans updates from @SlurpDisRusshole?

 

[Peachfuzz]

The odd thing is Russell isn't the first stalker to self-publish a fake tell-all story about a celebrity. Dessarae Bradford did it first to Colin Farrell and Alec Baldwin. And that didn't go over very well for her.

I don't know about you guys, but I think I would enjoy Colin Farrell-A Twisted and Sick Puppy.

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2006/07/colin-farrell-stalking-case-weirder-than-thought/

 

[Time To Think]

I too want to work at a dirty office invested with cock roaches while my co-workers smoke and play video games!

@N0t4blet4rt beat me to it!

 

[Aristophanes]

Does this mean we won't get any more workplace shenanigans updates from @SlurpDisRusshole?

How is Russhole able to get a new job so quickly every time he is fired?

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Edit history. Making things up as he goes along.

Is this another bamboon slip? Did you mean INFESTED instead of invested, Shitlips?

Shining example of *literary prose*

ETA- Has anyone kept track of how many law firms he's works in? We know his work has to be within a certain number mile radius. His lies are going to run out of "firms" he claims hired him. I can think of 4 times off the top of my head. If (a BIG if) he's telling the truth about starting a new job last week, then here's my theory:

Russhole interviewed for a job early October. He decided to hold off on releasing the book until he was hired. We all know HR already knew about his online activity and his thing with hookers. They felt sorry for him. The call came that he was hired, and then he released his book that same weekend after it was safe. After giving Russell the benefit of the doubt by hiring him in the first place, Shitlips was fired after finding out he released the book...a book so bad the brain won't allow one to forget it.

All his post did, whether it's true or not, is illustrate what people in his life have been telling him. Maybe his parents should hire a comic illustrator from Indonesia so Rusty can understand what they're saying? He clearly has a hard time understanding written word. Make a picture book Mr. & Mrs. Greer.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Mr. Stalker is upset about have a record of his stalking preserved online.

EDIT: Looks like he is having one of his manic episodes.

EDIT 2: He is definitely having one of his episodes.

 

[Aristophanes]

Here you go https://my.mixtape.moe/ngeyqm.mp4

I love the absolute lack of rhythm

Also, I tried transcribing the lyrics
"Is that a shower?
I can't stand looking
Is that a slave?
anti hacking
everybody wants some
o o o
o o o o"

I have seen this video so many times and I still have no ducking clue what this bamboon is doing or the point of the video. It is almost Avant-garde...

Is Russ a Captain Beefheart fan by any chance?

 

[Littleblackchyld]

So, it sounds like he doesn't have a job and he's getting evicted soon, how is he going to find a new place to live without having a job lined up? Also, for anyone in the legal industry, if he is getting fired from multiple law offices wouldn't that get around on the grapevine to the point that no one would hire him?

 

[sharshorita]

How is Russhole able to get a new job so quickly every time he is fired?

The unemployment rate in Utah is 3.5% right now. It's really hard to not find someone to hire you at that rate. It probably was a pretty rinky dink place that desperately needed someone and then found out he was completely insane afterwards. It's a right to work state, so there really isn't a good reason not to try someone out for a few days if you really, really need someone. That's my theory anyway.

 

[fuckingf STUPId idiot]

Knowing Russ I bet this getting hired then fired is a lie. He probably had an interview and didn't get it, but tells facebook he did to make himself look better. No law firm will hire a frivolous lawsuit filing job hopper. His degree, certificate, whatever it is, is effectively worthless. He blew it. Went to school for nothing.

 

[VS 156]

It's not like he's applying / qualified for some high end lawyer jobs.. Its just janitor/mail clerk work, so it must be pretty easy for him to get a job like this.

He only prefers law firms so he can pretend like he's an actual lawyer and not some cleaning lady to people on the internet.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Don’t law firms have to agree to limit use of certain databases for business purposes only? Shitlips would misuse them all day, trying to ferret out details on celebrities and IG models. If he really was hired and fired, good call by Mr. Attorney.

 

[Supreme Sundae]

He's back at writing his own reviews again. Now I've changed my mind about the book I read. Since this review says the author has a high IQ and everyone else doesn't, then it must be true. Holy shit.

Hey Shitlips...You explained every single fucking stupid ass joke. Sometimes it took you paragraphs for you to explain a pun. Did you spend your entire Saturday writing up this fake review?

Anyone else think he lowered the price so he could buy copies of his own book to stalk Taylor and her family with?


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"5-star man" is a Dennis reference from Its Always Sunny. I doubt it was Russ. Maybe Kayli?

 

[wateryketchup]

And there's another book sent off that will never be read.

If he's gonna send it to celebrities, he should at least make sure to send it to the celebrities who can, you know, read

 

[DarkAlien]

Sure

 

[Bamboon McDrool]

Mr. Stalker is upset about have a record of his stalking preserved online.

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EDIT: Looks like he is having one of his manic episodes.
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EDIT 2: He is definitely having one of his episodes.

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People serious about suicide almost always don't broadcast it, or tell anyone for that matter.
Hey Russ. You think hundreds of people are wrong. One day you're gonna have to face it. Your actions are NOT normal. One Google of you and a potential employer can see your unhealthy obsession with TS and your 3 time history of trying to sue someone. All people do here is post what you say. So if KF is effecting your life it's ultimately because of your actions.

 

[sharshorita]

I think he actually stopped reading this thread so he doesn't know that almost none of us paid for his book. It also seems like he hasn't heard criticism for awhile, the way it's bothering him. But I think that being followed like this has given him an even bigger delusional idea about his own significance. He doesn't seem to comprehend that the only people who could possibly want to pay him the slightest attention are people who want to gawk or laugh at him.