Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

The last time Russ declared he was going on a date, it later emerged that his supposed partner for that date was an IG model.

And as far as any arrangements for that supposed date went, that merely consisted of Russell posting on the model's IG account declaring he was taking her on a date, with no response from the girl either way.

Needless to say the supposed day and time of the date came and went, with Russell posting the next day how he had been let down by this girl. But she didn't matter to him, she wasn't any loss, as it also turned out that she was pregnant.

Hence Russell's take away lesson from that experience was "to never date women that had other men's seeds inside of them" (his actual words).

 

[This Fucking Guy]

I found the uncensored versions of these saved and posted by @Zombiefaceddwarf:
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Yet another lalwsuit Russy?

'How I became :autism:FALSELY:autism: known as frivolous, litigious and crazy'

falsely

1. 
   
   
   • 1.
     not in accordance with truth or fact; incorrectly.
     "the police falsely accused him of murder"
     • not in accordance with rules or law; dishonestly.
       "he admitted two counts of falsely claiming expenses"
   • 2.
     in an insincere or artificial manner.
     "she smiled falsely

This is terrifying if he's telling the truth. No woman, paid or not, is safe with him right now.

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Bullshit. My take on this is that he's compensating for his recent failures. 'You guise think I'm a loser, but I have a hot date with a 10!'

He's like that kid at school that perpetually has a hot girlfriend who totally goes to another school, guys, and her parents are super strict so we have to meet in secret and you can't meet her etc. and I'm a secret millionaire but I'm not supposed to tell people or show off my money blah blah blah.

When you think about it, the truly sad thing about Russ is that he truly doesn't have any worthwhile achievements with the exception of his paralegal qualification. Anything else he's had to buy/coerce/create a fantasy about.

Even then, he's so deluded that he can't use the paralegal degree as his warped sense of reality totally prevents him from using his degree to better himself. Just look at the olympicesque mental gymnastics he's done with his understanding of he law in his 'book'.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

He also likes to say that he’s inspiring because of his disability, which clearly defines him.

Russell doesn't want to have to decide between being admirable and pitiable.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Like this...

Shop in a handwritten sign so he can't say (as easily) that its fake

 

[Time To Think]

with the exception of his paralegal qualification.

I know nothing about the USA, but in the Netherlands anyone who finished their high school can get their paralegal degree. It's nothing special, no great accomplishment or anything. Four years of school and that's basically it; Hoorah, you are the assistant of a lawyer.

Don't get me wrong, I am not saying it's not a good thing he got a degree, but to say it's a 'worthwhile achievement'... Nah.

 

[Bamboon McDrool]

I saw this and immediately wondered if it might be Russ.
http://www.sltrib.com/news/2017/11/...-stabs-man-who-groped-her-during-morning-run/

 

[MistressCaridad]

Do people go on dates specifically because of how hot their partner is? Yeah attraction matters, but it's not like a tinder hookup, right? Usually when you go on a date, the first thing on your mind is what kind of impression YOURE gonna make, right? You wanna show your guest/date a good time and a good date (and have one yourself), youre not worried about how hot the girl is.

If you’re Bamboon, yes. If you’re a normal person, not usually.

See, this is the thing. There are a buttload of people in this world of both sexes who aren’t 9s or 10s that still manage to pair with others and procreate and (gasp) find fulfillment with their partners of choice because there’s something about them that has endeared them to said partners.

As an example, someone like, say, Melissa McCarthy (I know, I know, I don’t find her all that funny but she was the first one I could think of) would be considered fat and ugly by Shitlips but yet she’s by all accounts happily married and has kids with the guy she’s married to. Obviously it works for her and her husband, regardless of whether or not the parties involved are 9s or 10s.

Of course, Russhole doesn’t live in the same reality as the rest of us so all of this would just be lost on him.

 

[Purple Panther]

This means you're going to set yourself on fire, Russ?

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

I know nothing about the USA, but in the Netherlands anyone who finished their high school can get their paralegal degree. It's nothing special, no great accomplishment or anything. Four years of school and that's basically it; Hoorah, you are the assistant of a lawyer.

Don't get me wrong, I am not saying it's not a good thing he got a degree, but to say it's a 'worthwhile achievement'... Nah.

It’s a similar process in the US, except it requires an Associates degree, which is basically two years at a college, usually a community college or a diploma mill.

Russ here went to a diploma mill. Hence why no one in their right mind would respect his degree. A chimp could graduate from the same program.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

This is terrifying if he's telling the truth. No woman, paid or not, is safe with him right now.

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I'm guessing this date will consist of lotion, a sock, and instagram.

 

[redbarchetta]

I saw this and immediately wondered if it might be Russ.
http://www.sltrib.com/news/2017/11/...-stabs-man-who-groped-her-during-morning-run/

That's not my Russ!

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

That's not my Russ!

Seriously, if it had been Russ, her description would have been "He had a face like he had tried groping someone else and she had walloped him with a shovel". And "he smelled like he washed his clothes in a bathtub". And "He left drool marks on my clothing".

 

[HusselFeer]

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I don’t think he understands what quotes like this mean. They imply that it takes hard work and perseverance to be successful. He thinks it means scream as loud as you can.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

This is my favorite post Shitlips has ever made. Sums up his life perfectly.

He posted this right before he GREEEEEEERED obsessively about the sex worker who turned him down...the one he accused of having AIDS.

 

[Littleblackchyld]

Russell, don't write a comment saying that you basically paid for a review

 

[badboy2000]

spoiler alert: nothing will come of it

 

[Bamboon McDrool]

spoiler alert: nothing will come of it

When will he realize if his law suit had ANY merit it would have gone international since a celeb was involved. Heck it didn't even go national. CNN having not heard about it from any professional source will laugh at it.

 

[Barrister]

It's another Cheesecake Factory "date" apparently.

At the very least, we'll get to see the facebook posts the day after where he disparages her for not listening to him ramble on for an hour about how Taylor Swift and the trollish bamboons totally screwed him over.

I found the uncensored versions of these saved and posted by @Zombiefaceddwarf:
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I think Greer actually believes that simple emotional distress is enough to constitute a successful IIED tort claim.

Spoiler

It isn't.

 

[The Great Citracett]

We need someone like the man in the pickle suit. A hero to swoop in and rescue the poor girl from a terrible date.

Spoiler: Or alternatively

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

We need someone like the man in the pickle suit. A hero to swoop in and rescue the poor girl from a terrible date.
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Spoiler: Or alternatively

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