Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
MysticMisty said:
I'm sure she took one look into his mean little eyes and knew extra alcohol would be required on this one. And I'm also sure he didn't bother to hide his disdain about her not being a 10 and ready to slobber all over his dick before dinner ends.
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Please, he was happy just to be out with a girl! (IF it actually happened!)
 
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Russtard said:
Got lucky enough to catch this moments before deletion. I bet the poor broad was thinking the same thing.
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Shitlips, how is the woman you are supposed to take on a date a cheapskate??? Because she didn’t pay for you??

Also, lol at the wine guzzling. Even in Mormon country a woman needs copious amounts of booze to tolerate any time across a table from Russ.

I wonder if she googled Russ but still went on the date for the sheer gawking a train wreck value? Join us wine guzzler and give us the gory details!
 
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I'm curious how they met if he hadn't seen her first? I wanna give Russ the benefit of the doubt here, I mean he's not claiming it went well or anything, but extraordinary claims requiring extraordinary evidence and all that. I think Russ just posts bullshit on facebook to feel better about himself. He can't get a date so he pretends he did but it didn't work out, just like that job he supposedly had briefly.
 
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fuckingf STUPId idiot said:
I'm curious how they met if he hadn't seen her first? I wanna give Russ the benefit of the doubt here, I mean he's not claiming it went well or anything, but extraordinary claims requiring extraordinary evidence and all that. I think Russ just posts bullshit on facebook to feel better about himself. He can't get a date so he pretends he did but it didn't work out, just like that job he supposedly had briefly.
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I do believe that there was a date, but I'm only basing this off the fact that A) I've never seen that Russ photo before and it looks as if it was taken in a Cheesecake Factory restaurant and B) how quickly he deleted the wine guzzling comment. If I had to take a guess, I'd say that it was ether a blind date that his sister or someone set him up on or it was a catfish.
 
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I woke up with this fucking song in my head, a sure sign I'm spending too much time on here.

*clears throat*


On the first day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

A mad pamphlet filled with Reeeeeeeeeee


On the second day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Two chad-guy shoves


On the third day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Three perfect tens


On the fourth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Four windshield turds


On the fifth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Five Venmo dol-lars!


On the sixth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Six prossies laying


On the seventh day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Seven lawyers winning



On the eight day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Eight farmers mil-king


On the ninth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Nine strippers dancing


On the tenth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Ten messages creeping


On the eleventh day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Eleven tissues wiping


On the twelfth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Twelve critics gunning!
Eleven tissues wiping
Ten messages creeping
Nine strippers dancing
Eight farmers mil-king
Seven lawyers winning
Six prossies laying
Five Venmo dol-lars!
Four windshield turds
Three perfect tens
Two chad-guy shoves
And a mad pamphlet filled with Reeeeeeeeeee
:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:
 
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I can imagine this as the start of the date:

They meet up, and Russ is instantly disappointed that she’s a normal woman looking for a relationship, not some 10/hooker.

She senses his disdain before she even hears his voice. When he spit-speaks, he says, “I’m Russell, and I usually date 10s. I’m also the guy who sued Taylor Swift and am trying to make brothels legal in Utah.”

Perhaps she is naive and so didn’t instantly walk out. Perhaps, she WAS a hooker but likes to check her clients first. More likely, she thought she must have misheard him. She wants to be kind to a disabled man, so she says, “How about we have a glass of wine?”

He says, “I don’t drink.”

“Oh, well do you mind if I have a glass?”

“Go ahead, but you’re paying for it.”

He planned for her to have a side salad and water. How dare she want to eat a meal. Well, she’s paying, it doesn’t matter who asked for the date! She’s a pig anyway, I’m sure

Such a gentleman. He didn’t even wash his gross, slimy hair.

I really hope there was no girl., hooker or not. No women need to be dating Rusty.
 
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slackjawjoe said:
That fucking nose-forest though. Looks like he sneezed his mustache all over his face.
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I agree with what @SirJamesDTech said. It's an attempt to lessen the effect of his disorder by partially covering his gaping maw. That said, though, not all guys can pull off a mustache, especially one that is very unkempt. Worse is that it does little to actually hide his open mouth while making him look even worse than he usually does.

Again, as has been mentioned many times before, if Russell was anywhere near a good person, he wouldn't need to cover for his disorder. People will like him regardless.

aWermHasNoName said:
Hes liked his pic with that fake woman account he made. Robin
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He'll probably use that sock often moving forward. He's the sort to believe that by spamming his posts with his own likes and now, sock account likes, his word vomits will pop up on more news feeds. Of course, most of his friends have already unfollowed him/hidden him from their own timelines, so he's making an extra effort for no real gains at all.
 
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Russtard said:
I do believe that there was a date, but I'm only basing this off the fact that A) I've never seen that Russ photo before and it looks as if it was taken in a Cheesecake Factory restaurant and B) how quickly he deleted the wine guzzling comment. If I had to take a guess, I'd say that it was ether a blind date that his sister or someone set him up on or it was a catfish.
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Well, there's that. There's also the mustache itself, with the right side looking like it got a three-week headstart on the left side. Even he'd have to admit, that can be unsettling to other people. I mean, what do you do with that? If it just happens to grow like that, couldn't he just happen to learn to maintain it? He may find that being Internet Famous, or Amazon famous as a "published author" of "several" best-selling books, isn't what he thought it was cracked up to be.

Or maybe he brought a copy of his book as a gift to her, then expected her to buy it. Then words were likely exchanged. "Hey, I checked the algorithms, sales are lagging. I even signed it, don't you realize what that will be worth someday?"

And what's with this "I only date 9's and 10's" - I don't remember anyone ever saying that, and I knew my share of Chads in my younger days. That is just something I've never heard. Could you imagine that the day you finally hear it, it's... him. What do you do? Buy yourself a bottle of wine, I guess.



ETA: @This Fucking Guy: that was beautiful. I hate to bring this up, but the events of the fourth day have been proven to not have happened. I can never remember how the replacement verse went, and no one else really cares, so everyone just uses the old one.
 
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Yes Russ, I'm sure you're the one making the choice not to see her again.

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zerohitwonder said:
ETA: @This Fucking Guy: that was beautiful. I hate to bring this up, but the events of the fourth day have been proven to not have happened. I can never remember how the replacement verse went, and no one else really cares, so everyone just uses the old one.
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I thought this was original! I'll welcome any corrections, I'm sure there are more suitable gifts, but my sleep-deprived brain did the best it could.


SlackestOfFaces said:
HE WUZ ROBBED! Or, more likely he spent a fiver on her at lunch and she wouldn't fuck him. Or maybe her face was paralyzed, cause we all know shitlips is too good a fellow slackface, even if she had a 9/10 body :optimistic:
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Perhaps he's actually going to claim he was literally robbed to garner sympathy. A wasted effort, but then Russy is a wasted individual.
 
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