Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,522
Remember when Hamber wanted to lose 120lbs in a year, back in January of 2016? Here's her "before" picture she posted. Still waiting on the "after" one...
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Now she would need the hubble telescope to take a full body shot.
 
Sorry this is :autistic: as fuck but I would love to see someone make a compilation of the best (worst) of "Cooking with Amberlynn" and all of her day old stews, as Peter Monn christened them. I would do it myself but I can't edit video for shit. (Me and AL have that in common. Wink.) I'm just wondering if anyone is willing to sit through that much torture for the lulz. I just watched her make the most unappetizing fried rice I've ever seen that included ketchup and 2 types of onion as well as soy sauce. Her cooking can be divided into the Pre Liquid Aminos and Post Liquid Aminos Eras. Sort of like Jesus Christ, BC and AD. :dumb: :autistic:

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Al has released rarity from her cellar for a proof-of-life photo on her snapchat

So I'm guessing she thinks that these snap stories negate the fact that she is denying her cat(s) healthcare lol. I get that Amber doesn't give a fuck about her heath or anyone's around her, but the public pressure has been strong enough to force her to financially care for her pets, perhaps it will also force her to care for them health-wise.


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When is the appointment? Will you clean Becky's filthy room so she has a "clean" space to heal in?

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Then drop the texts Hamber. There's no reason not to at this point.

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Where's the proof Hamber?

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Where's the screenshots Hamber? Rafe provided her side.


And to leave y'all with a wise Amber-ism that she does not follow:

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I can't be the only one so sick of hearing about these fucking cats, right?

As far as her latest video goes, I could have sworn Amber said she read that book with Kate Winslet on the cover. But when Becky read a graphic excerpt from the book, Amber acted like it was the first time she was hearing it. Why does she lie about stupid shit?

Because she wants to appear worldly and smart. It's the same reason she's reading IT and specifically stated she was going to 'go slow and savor it' because it gives her an auto-excuse for it sitting on her shelf with a bookmark 80 pages in. She's savoring it, guyz. I bet she savored that Kate Winslet book too.
 
As far as her latest video goes, I could have sworn Amber said she read that book with Kate Winslet on the cover. But when Becky read a graphic excerpt from the book, Amber acted like it was the first time she was hearing it. Why does she lie about stupid shit?

She did claim to have read the book, then after they saw the movie, she acted like she was so shocked by all the differences between the two.
 
I honestly don't get her. Like what doesn't matter who fucking pays for the cat getting spayed? Just get the poor thing spayed so it doesn't get cancer. Why is she so adamant that SHE be the one who pays for it? It doesn't matter as long as it gets done. Just fix the god damn cat.
 
I honestly don't get her. Like what doesn't matter who fucking pays for the cat getting spayed? Just get the poor thing spayed so it doesn't get cancer. Why is she so adamant that SHE be the one who pays for it? It doesn't matter as long as it gets done. Just fix the god damn cat.
So she can get praise for it being done.
 
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