Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595

To absolutely no ones surprise his date was with an escort and he didn’t get laid. His story demonstrates how meek he becomes when confronted in person, he just rages impotently online later. If he was so unhappy why did he hand over the money and continue with the dinner...and then even go back to her place???

So is it weird religious upbringing oppression or just something unique to Russ that makes him want to “woo” and kiss hookers rather than fuck them? Seems to be a reoccurring issue with Russ or was he just being modest on his FB d/t his family/ friend and not wanting to cop to an illegal transaction in SLC?

He does seem to have watched Pretty Woman and believed it to be a true story. But he doesn’t seem to understand he’s neither rich nor handsome or that hookers from CL wont look like Julia Roberts - so gets mad at the injustice of it all. Maybe he should sue the producers of Pretty Woman for misrepresentation too.
 
I’d love to hear her side too.

I know nothing about the sex trade, but I’m guessing it’s normal to pay for a girls time if she shows up for a “date”, even if you don’t find her attractive. So he probably should have given her the money.

But then he didn’t have to buy her food, nor go home with her.

But he did. Is that because he’s weak, or because he needs to make himself out to be a victim?

He lies so much that it’s hard to say if any of that happened. For all we know, they agreed to no sex and just kissing, but when Russ got her alone he started pressing her for sex. She probably was grossed out and wanted to stick to the original agreement, and she had to get whoever helps her involved, and that dude threw Russ out.

He could have been meek. Or he could have twisted the whole story to make him seem that way.
 
Why do we need to legalize prostitution? You don't need sex to survive or breathe. Many people live celibate lives through no choice of their own and they are not like Russ and visit prostitutes. They are functional and have normal lives.

He's obviously lying about everything. Why would he go to her place if he wasn't attracted to her, and when she was belligerent and drunk in the restaurant? What sex worker entertains clients at her own home? That would be dangerous as hell just in case a john becomes an obsessed stalker or is a thief etc.
I am a relatively new Russtorian here, but has he even held down a job long enough for the stock options to become vested?

Anyway if he was really so desperate that he was willing to kiss anything then how come he doesn't consider switching teams? He would have better chances hooking up with men then women. Or even better yet, date someone like himself? A lot of disabled women use online dating because their dating pools are limited.
 
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I’d love to hear her side too.

I know nothing about the sex trade, but I’m guessing it’s normal to pay for a girls time if she shows up for a “date”, even if you don’t find her attractive. So he probably should have given her the money.

But then he didn’t have to buy her food, nor go home with her.

But he did. Is that because he’s weak, or because he needs to make himself out to be a victim?

He lies so much that it’s hard to say if any of that happened. For all we know, they agreed to no sex and just kissing, but when Russ got her alone he started pressing her for sex. She probably was grossed out and wanted to stick to the original agreement, and she had to get whoever helps her involved, and that dude threw Russ out.

He could have been meek. Or he could have twisted the whole story to make him seem that way.
Actually hookers are usually far more comfortable with fucking than kissing. Most sex workers will not kiss clients, or make them pay a lot more to do it, because they view kissing as more intimate whereas the sex is transactional.

No matter the case I can see any hooker thinking kissing Drooler McStrokeface as a bridge too far.

I do wonder if Russ pays extra for “the girlfriend experience” with hookers because it can include kissing? He seems determined to make a woman kiss him and pretend to be madly in love with him. I wonder why he’s so obsessed with kissing? Could he even feel it?? It could be like a paralyzed guy in a wheelchair insisting on a foot rub, what the fucking point?? *

**Edit; oh shit, come to think of it this could be related to Pretty Woman. In the movie Julia Roberts won’t kiss her clients, only someone she loves. This comes from some bit of reality since many sex workers do ban kissing for many reasons, mostly its intimacy and germs. But I wonder if Russ thinks if a hooker kisses him it’s because she’s actually in love or attracted to him? rather than just he paid more for the priveledge or she was just ok with kissing being part of the transaction. He’s really obsessed with hookers kissing him so I bet he does think something along these lines.
 
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wow There's a lot to digest here.

He's admitting to a lot of things that, I dont think anybody would ever admit to. So much shit. I'm about 2 paragraphs in and my brain is melting. I cant comprehend. It's such concentrated autism, it's like a neutron star of cringe.

Rusty what would you have done if a cop showed up? And it was a sting operation? Like "Oh jeez I only looked at the pictures of her tits I didn't think she could be a cop, I thought they were all pigs!" And Im pretty sure if youre going to hire an escort, even the most gullible idiot would be kind of smart about it and do some research, go over what youre gonna do instead of just planning to pay for 3 hours from the very start sight unseen.

I kinda hope he does get involved in like a sting operation. What's he gonna do, sue the cop and the police force for failure to inform and dutifully warn him and misrepresenting themselves? Probably tack on an extra lawsuit and release an audiobook about the trauma of being robbed and the audacity of the woman to not have a hot face. Which who the fuck is he to be grossed out at other people's faces?

I doubt Russ knows about "the girlfriend experience", I think he thinks it's all included and it's like a package, and that's what the hooker is for, he can just do whatever he wants because he's paying for her time? I dont think he's wanting it out of love or anything, I do think he wants it for himself, he craves the intimacy, but not because he's trying to "woo" her, he doesn't care about her. I think he's just picked up on "nice guy" shit and is sort of blending the lines, saying he wants this fairy tale platonic romance because he's not like "those other jerks".

He's not a very curious or inquisitive seeming dude, I doubt he reads much beyond like Facebook, celebrity gossip, maybe this thread and some other websites. He doesn't seem to try to understand the world around him, other people and their experiences, outside of himself.

He's the type of dude to buy pot to look cool, but then try to roll it with fucking printer paper or something because he literally thought that just any paper would work.
 
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He's baaaack!
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You don't have to agree with him about everything. Except you actually do. Or you get blocked. Really not that weird.
 
wow There's a lot to digest here.

He's admitting to a lot of things that, I dont think anybody would ever admit to. So much shit. I'm about 2 paragraphs in and my brain is melting. I cant comprehend. It's such concentrated autism, it's like a neutron star of cringe.

Rusty what would you have done if a cop showed up? And it was a sting operation? Like "Oh jeez I only looked at the pictures of her tits I didn't think she could be a cop, I thought they were all pigs!" And Im pretty sure if youre going to hire an escort, even the most gullible idiot would be kind of smart about it and do some research, go over what youre gonna do instead of just planning to pay for 3 hours from the very start sight unseen.

I kinda hope he does get involved in like a sting operation. What's he gonna do, sue the cop and the police force for failure to inform and dutifully warn him and misrepresenting themselves? Probably tack on an extra lawsuit and release an audiobook about the trauma of being robbed and the audacity of the woman to not have a hot face. Which who the fuck is he to be grossed out at other people's faces?

Gotta love he “gave her hints” he didn’t want to pay...what the fuck does that mean??

Once they are back at her place he’s so not attracted to her he wants to “cuddle and kiss” ? I’m not a guy but from what I understand most guys would have an easier time getting a blow job from a girl they didn’t find attractive than cuddling and kissing her?

I swear this weird shit with kissing is some strange litmus test with Russ that makes him believe the hookers are really hot for him after all.
 
He's baaaack!
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You don't have to agree with him about everything. Except you actually do. Or you get blocked. Really not that weird.

Thanks to Kayli being silent, NOBODY is commenting on anything he posts and it's driving him batshit! He's lying, again. Nobody got mad or commented on his post. He's been ignored for the 15th time in 24hrs, deleted the escort post, deactivated for 30 seconds, then came back on with this lie. He hasn't even blocked Eugene yet because people fucking with him are the ONLY ones commenting on his posts.

You guys, Russhole is really losing it this time.

And Queen Kayli, stay the course girl. Remain silent and continue on with your good work.
 
Actually hookers are usually far more comfortable with fucking than kissing. Most sex workers will not kiss clients, or make them pay a lot more to do it, because they view kissing as more intimate whereas the sex is transactional.

Eh, really they just don't want the herpes.
 
What a story :story:

Notice how he says he only wanted to cuddle and kiss, but the hooker kicked him out for not getting aroused. Why would it matter that he wasn't hard if they were just cuddling like he says he wanted?

Also "big nose" has got to be code for some kind of ethnicity. With this guy who knows which one, though.
 
I honestly find it really hard to believe Russ is sentimental enough to feel loneliness. Unless he's mistaking it for horniness.

>but I was not attracted to her
So basically Russ experienced a "butter face" moment that he couldn't bring himself to purposefully overlook despite having been attracted to her body for those three weeks they were chatting. I'm going to start thinking from now on he does the same thing to himself in that he checks himself out in the mirror every day buttis face and mutters to himself "I'd fuck me, or so help me I'll sue myself for not fucking me".
 
What weirded me out the most about his whole hooker storytime post was that line about how he decided to go back to her place because he was willing to "kiss anything" at that point. Not anyone - anything. The wording was just really jarring. Either he views women as literal objects, or he's aware on some level that women are human beings, but only ascribes value to certain parts of them - their lips, their genitals, etc. Even if that was a careless slip of the hand when typing, it's still telling. I feel like most people would refer to another human as "anyone" without even consciously thinking about it.

Also, it's possible he's referring to the sex acts he paid for as "cuddling and kissing" for legal reasons. He's a total bamboon, but I wouldn't be surprised if, considering how obsessed with prostitution he is, that he had enough sense to avoid getting arrested for soliciting actual sex.
 
So basically Russ experienced a "butter face" moment

"Buttis face"? "Buttis entire existence," more like. Pretty nervy to judge a woman by the shape and size of her nose. His problem could be her ethnicity, but her body pics should have shown her skin color if she wasn't altering the photos. Punchline: unlike Bambi with his mouth, she can get her nose surgically altered anytime.

Also, that "intimacy" thing - that's part of his problem. He wants all the perks of intimacy, but he has none to offer, even to a hooker. He just WANTS, that's all. Like a two-year-old.

Thanks to Kayli being silent, NOBODY is commenting on anything he posts and it's driving him batshit! He's lying, again. Nobody got mad or commented on his post. He's been ignored for the 15th time in 24hrs, deleted the escort post, deactivated for 30 seconds, then came back on with this lie. He hasn't even blocked Eugene yet because people fucking with him are the ONLY ones commenting on his posts.

You guys, Russhole is really losing it this time.

And Queen Kayli, stay the course girl. Remain silent and continue on with your good work.

I still think that Kayli is just a former co-worker who stays in touch, but she's not out to full-on troll him. Her sense of humor is more gentle, but that makes it cut deeper - he sees us laughing at what she says, he probably spends hours going through her posts to find the hidden insults... except there aren't any. It's not what she says, it's the fact that she's saying it. And she doesn't go for the jugular, she just uses his posts as fodder for her own laughs, many of which aren't even directed at him. She may know about KF by now, but she's been at this awhile, and he better not unfriend her, because his FB page would be worthless. For one thing, she humanizes it, and it needs all the help it can get. Just compared her post to what Russ' friend Mike wrote:

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How can that not be taken as an insult? "Make some YT clips of yourself reading reviews" - because he talks weird, get it? Cheap shot. Contrast that with her post, which is more encouraging in its way, although it does skirt the edge. Still, I don't see Russ ever booting Kayli out because (a) she's female, and (b) he knew her in real life so knows she's not an Internet troll. She's on a whole different level. She should get her own "best of" thread.

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Now, that's comedy, especially knowing how suspicious he is that she's trolling him. She's just having fun, Russ. People like to do that sometimes. Try it sometime. Even if you can't smile on the outside, people can tell if you're smiling on the inside, and all they get from you is... well, it's not good. They may see your face, but they hear your words, and they feel your heart, and you sure don't give them much to work with. It's entirely possible that Kayli isn't a Kiwi at all, maybe just one in spirit. I'd guess she's doing this for her own amusement, and if it amuses others, so much the better. And she knows when to back off and go silent, so she's playing this perfectly.

Still, @SwiftlyRuiningRussell, your earlier post where you outed yourself as Taylor Olivia should have sent him into a fit. He's having one anyway, but no mention of this. So maybe he's skimming through and missing stuff. How he missed all his screengrabs you posted, who knows, but that's Russ for ya.

But I agree, he's definitely going into meltdown. He's publicly admitting to hiring escorts in Utah, setting himself up for arrest. He's admitting that he changed Ariana's name in the book for legal reasons, then came out with it on a FB post, violating a C&D from her legal team. (No point in deleting it now, Russ, it's been saved here.) I hope they go for him on this, and Taylor once again will be nowhere to be seen.

I think what gets me the most is this guy really has no idea what he expects out of life. He wants the perks of fame (like he does with intimacy), but he leaves out the part that being famous means that creepers like him will creep on him. I know I'm taking this post of his out of context, but the way he starts and ends it sums him up.

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"Look at me." "Leave me the fuck alone. Please." Careful what you wish for, Bambi.
 
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