Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I assume Russ is going to be quiet today with thanksgiving in the US.

His adoptive dad is probably gunna have the belt handy.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Your book is still shit mate.

 

[sharshorita]

Updated.

Shit, he's right. I've never stalked celebrities and strangers on Instagram. I've never slept with a prostitute or taken an escort out to the Cheesecake Factory. I've never blamed all my problems on a person I've never met. I've never been arrested for threatening to kill people. I've never lost the love of all my friends and family because I've become obsessed with destroying a person's life who never did anything to me. I've never creeped out my roommates to such an extent that they lock their rooms while going to the bathroom and kick me out at the first opportunity. I've never written a booklet-length screed about how the world has done me wrong by ignoring me. I've never even been fired, especially not multiple times. What is wrong with me?


I need to take some time to re-evaluate. Maybe there are some strangers I need to sue for no reason.

 

[The Great Citracett]

In case anybody needs it, Here is the full post of Russ trading his faith for hookers.

Also, crazy Tanya has her own thread now, so no more derails about her here.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tanya-l-nelson-tanya-laree-nelson-toot-toot-the-nascar-driver.36736/

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Oh man, reading that mission story and the comments it made me remember that whole thing with Mormons giving testimony in church. Can you imagine how many times Russ, with his unending need for praise and attention, got up at church and gave his testimony? He probably babbled, drooled and droned on forever every chance he got. I bet there were audible groans everytime he stood up. But Mormons, being the unflaggingly polite people they are, probably just told him how INSPIRING his testimony was and how courageous it was he was to overcome his many challenges.

It's probably what programmed his brain to demand everyone in the world (esp celebrities) tell him how wonderful, inspiring and courageous he is and shower him with attention. It worked his entire childhood and into his teen years and how he got people to give him attention and praise. Once he didn't get that feedback in the real work he started feeding them the script to push them along, telling him and producing videos telling them how INSPIRING and COURAGEOUS, still didn't work. Now he's out of ideas, what worked for him in church hasn't worked the same magic on the world at large and he's angry and can't come up with any more ideas to get the attention he so badly craves.

 

[ln18]

I can very easily believe that he's a "legend" among his past Mormon circles, probably not in the way he likes to think though.

 

[TaylorGreer]

Is it just me or did that impassioned speech at the end seem very un-russlike. It seems too literate, Russ generally writes at about a 6th grade level. Did he get that much dumber in a single year?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Given Russ is a compulsive liar, I don't believe he walked out to sleep in the car while the others stayed. If he did, it wasn't because he felt guilty for his actions, but because he couldn't touch the girls and thought it was a waste of his time just looking at them. I do believe he had a harder time in Central Phoenix than in and around Apache Junction, however. AJ's a more rural area and a lot of Mormons live out there (and I imagine many of them moved from the Phoenix metropolitan area) and missionaries have an easier time, but both places are still poorer areas yet with different folks living in them, and Phoenix is more bitter about it than Apache Junction.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

Finally got around to living vicariously as Russim in the Sims 4. I did the best I could with the model, but of course the triangular mouth wasn't possible. I've settled for making him look like the most miserable prick that ever existed.

Aspieration - Chief of Mischief. He has the Dastardly trait, meaning that this sim performs stronger and more successful mean interactions.
Traits.
Hot-headed. This sim tends to be angry, can rile up other sims, and become angry when targeted with mischief.
Mean. This sim becomes happy when being mean or mischievous to other sims and become confident after winning a fight.
Evil. This sim becomes happy around sims with negative moodlets, can laugh maniacally and discuss evil plans, and becomes angry when interacting with good sims.

He's only just moved to his new apartment (thanks to TS he got evicted from the previous one) so once he's setup I'll post his adventures. Let's see if art imitates life.

EDIT* Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental

 

[Ass-burgers]

Finally got around to living vicariously as Russhole in the Sims 4. I did the best I could with the model, but of course the triangular mouth wasn't possible. I've settled for making him look like the most miserable prick that ever existed.

Aspieration - Chief of Mischief. He has the Dastardly trait, meaning that this sim performs stronger and more successful mean interactions.
Traits.
Hot-headed. This sim tends to be angry, can rile up other sims, and become angry when targeted with mischief.
Mean. This sim becomes happy when being mean or mischievous to other sims and become confident after winning a fight.
Evil. This sim becomes happy around sims with negative moodlets, can laugh maniacally and discuss evil plans, and becomes angry when interacting with good sims.

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He's only just moved to his new apartment (thanks to TS he got evicted from the previous one) so once he's setup I'll post his adventures. Let's see if art imitates life.

If you youtube this sim, I'd watch it

 

[Cowpies]

Finally got around to living vicariously as Russhole in the Sims 4. I did the best I could with the model, but of course the triangular mouth wasn't possible. I've settled for making him look like the most miserable prick that ever existed.

Aspieration - Chief of Mischief. He has the Dastardly trait, meaning that this sim performs stronger and more successful mean interactions.
Traits.
Hot-headed. This sim tends to be angry, can rile up other sims, and become angry when targeted with mischief.
Mean. This sim becomes happy when being mean or mischievous to other sims and become confident after winning a fight.
Evil. This sim becomes happy around sims with negative moodlets, can laugh maniacally and discuss evil plans, and becomes angry when interacting with good sims.

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He's only just moved to his new apartment (thanks to TS he got evicted from the previous one) so once he's setup I'll post his adventures. Let's see if art imitates life.

Please tell me he's in the gallery.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I need to take some time to re-evaluate. Maybe there are some strangers I need to sue for no reason.

Send someone a PM. If they ignore it, according to Russ Logic, you can sue.

 

['tism]

Finally got around to living vicariously as Russhole in the Sims 4. I did the best I could with the model, but of course the triangular mouth wasn't possible. I've settled for making him look like the most miserable prick that ever existed.

Aspieration - Chief of Mischief. He has the Dastardly trait, meaning that this sim performs stronger and more successful mean interactions.
Traits.
Hot-headed. This sim tends to be angry, can rile up other sims, and become angry when targeted with mischief.
Mean. This sim becomes happy when being mean or mischievous to other sims and become confident after winning a fight.
Evil. This sim becomes happy around sims with negative moodlets, can laugh maniacally and discuss evil plans, and becomes angry when interacting with good sims.

View attachment 319010

He's only just moved to his new apartment (thanks to TS he got evicted from the previous one) so once he's setup I'll post his adventures. Let's see if art imitates life.

Did they take the loser trait out of the 4th game?

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[This Fucking Guy]

Well, Russim has a LOT of potential. I'm scared now - it's been his first evening and morning in his new place and there's already been happenings. I am playing this character as faithfully as Russ as I possibly can, one glaring concession I have had to make is that most of his usual online encounters will need to be enacted in sims RL. Improbable, I know, we all know Russ is a coward IRL.

If you youtube this sim, I'd watch it

I doubt I'll have the time to collate and edit lulzy material for a video. Perhaps an inspired Kiwi would like to take up this challenge.
I will have to time to complete some 4-chan-esque 'chinman' posts. They'll be' best of' compilations as I don't want to spam up the thread.

Please tell me he's in the gallery.

Soon.

Did they take the loser trait out of the 4th game?

They did, so it was a battle between selecting Evil or Jealous for Russim, but Evil won out and tied in better with his inherent mean-ness.

First night/morning and already lulz have been had. He cannot afford a laptop or PC now so he spent the evening staring blankly at the T.V. and eating some generic sammich. He's hankering after some Colossal Crunch. Scarily enough, he spent ages just staring at the T.V. with his cold, dead eyes. His food remains mostly unntouched.


Next morning and he's feeling the need for mischief. He steps outside and lo and behold! 9's and 10's are out running right past his house!

Unable to believe his luck, he calls over one woman who simply runs on - so Russim chases her up the street until he catches up to her.


At first he can't even look in her eyes, so he drools over her legs and breasts.

Within 30 seconds, Summer has him sussed out and gets defensive. Did she bring her rape alarm on today's run?

To my great sorrow, I missed an epic happening. Just before this pic in which Russim is pissed off with Summer's disgust and told her someone she knew had died (it's just a prank bro!), a Chad had run up behind and past Russim and Summer's eyes followed the Chad as he ran away. When Russim noticed this he straight up had a temper tantrum and got MAD.

Summer has had enough of his bullshit and stomps off, and if looks could kill Russim would be a corpse already. Maybe he shouldn't have jeered at her and mocked her clothes. Who knew?

After this encounter he tried to hit up 2 other women. The second one he alienated within 30 seconds of gameplay and the third was fairly tolerant until he sperged out at her disinterest and he joked about her clothes and shouted at her (or should that be sprayed at her?).

So in summary:

Russim spent the evening staring blankly at the T.V. while he fanatasized about ??????? in a state of perma-anger. He turned away the welcome wagon that showed up at the door - it was dudes, he's not hecking gay, alright?! He chased one woman on her run, told her someone she knew had died when she failed to show interest in him, and then alienated two other woman in the space of ten minutes of gameplay...

EDIT* Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental

 

[Cowpies]

Did they take the loser trait out of the 4th game?

Unfortunately yes. Sims 4 has a lot less traits than 3 did. They took out most of the 'fun' ones.

 

[Bug_Barbecue]

While we're talking about sins, Rusty, how do you think you measure up?

Gluttony: Dude's diet mainly consists of junk.
Lust: Please refer to every thirsty ass comment he's ever made on IG.
Greed: He would only consider turning a criminal in to the FBI if the reward price was increased.
Pride: 'You're supposed to be liking MY posts - not the comments of people who post on my stuff.'
Despair: Please refer to the neverending Self Pity Party that is Russ' life (in particular all the 'nice guys finish last' declarations).
Wrath: Please refer to Russ' comments about Taylor Swift's mother.
Vainglory: 'I'm a 9/10'.
Sloth: Can't even be arsed to turn up on time to his own court date.

And those are all just the first examples that occurred to me: there are countless others I could have chosen from.

But no, let's all shake our heads disapprovingly at the young woman that died in a tragic accident while trying to take a photo. Because she's the real sinner here, right Russhole?

 

[Bamboon McDrool]

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So... is he quoting religion, which he claims to have denounced, to say pretty much that someone asked for death??

 

[The Great Citracett]

So... is he quoting religion, which he claims to have denounced, to say pretty much that someone asked for death??

It's really something, huh?

>Denounces religion because he doesn't believe paying hookers is a sin.

>Declares he doesn't even believe in the concept of sin.

>Calls this girl a sinner.

>Continues being an utter fuckhead.

 

[Never Go Full Greer]

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If a 9/10 is dead, does she still owe Russell sex?