Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Grumbles]

Here's to hoping he goes full SovCit when legalizing hookers inevitably fails! I can't wait to hear how state and federal officials don't have jurisdiction over Russ when he tries again, just this time with a gold-fringed flag

lord have mercy the only thing that could make russ worse besides the now classic "turns out Im a woman" lolcow move would be to become a sovereign citizen. 14 posts a day about flag fringe and naval courts.

 

[AllSticky]

There's no way you can hear Russell say that he wants to legalize prostitution and not assume that he's doing it so that he can use it.

That's plainly shown in his complaint. While he was writing his amended complaint, he proudly posted about how emotionally swayed the judge was sure to be. Without Russ's vast legal knowledge and acumen, we have no idea how well judges respond to melodrama. Shitlips will have the last laugh for sure!

I wonder who he expects his financial backers to be.

 

[zerohitwonder]

What are the legal teams of the state of Utah and its officials, along with decades of precedence, compared to an out-of-work paralegal with a boner?

That is definitely the tagline for Russ: The Movie.

 

[Russell Your Jimmies]

Actually a good comparison, Russ, since Vader kills Obi-Wan.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

It's a safe bet this attorney has some inside knowledge on Russhole. Not that his case stood a chance...but now it's completely hopeless.

 

[TaylorGreer]

Has he seen star wars?? He would be vader in this retarded analogy. Jesus Christ even the simplest things with this guy.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Has he seen star wars?? He would be vader in this exceptional analogy. Jesus Christ even the simplest things with this guy.

I don't think that the analogy really works either way round, but Obi-Wan did spend several decades living alone in a hut while Vader overcame his disability and became a tremendous professional success, feared and respected by all.

 

[sharshorita]

I'm trying to imagine Obi Wan, young or old, saying, "I'm just fighting for my right to get laid!" I'm pretty sure if Jedi weren't celibate (right?), he wouldn't have to pay for it because he's not an angry little hobbit. There are actual tragedies in the world. The fight to have sex with people who don't really want to have sex with you is not some noble struggle. Nobody would have sex with Russ if they weren't desperate for money, and that is the real tragedy in all this. No woman should have to do that.

 

[xyrichard]

the only problem is that he doesn't learn his lesson at all; he remains completely deluded and narcissistic throughout the book

another point is that your man takes himself incredibly seriously, so having a progression of this kind would (admittedly in a small, insignificant way) be pandering to his ego

as it stands, the casual chatty tone of my reading combined with the accents totally undermines any kind of seriousness - also, some of these accents are fantastic for deadpan readings of completely ridiculous material, especially scouse, Hull and the upcoming Belfast chapter

I could try doing one of the shorter chapters in a Kenneth Williams voice though

I haven't listed, but I may start just to learn the accents. How accurate are they?

 

[AnOminous]

Then they're also trying to have Russell's case dismissed straight up (which I think is a successful endeavor, but what do I know, I'm just an attorney) and Russell will have to respond to those attempts as well explaining why his case should continue.

Most of Russhole's legal arguments are pure garbage and subject to motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim. I.e. even if you assume all the facts he's claiming are true, he's not stated any legal claim that would entitle him to relief, so there's no point having a trial or even continuing the farce any longer. It's just a question of whether it's with prejudice or not (and it should be with prejudice because his claims are nonsensical and frivolous).

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Most of Russhole's legal arguments are pure garbage and subject to motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim. I.e. even if you assume all the facts he's claiming are true, he's not stated any legal claim that would entitle him to relief, so there's no point having a trial or even continuing the farce any longer. It's just a question of whether it's with prejudice or not (and it should be with prejudice because his claims are nonsensical and frivolous).

@AnOminous (or other attorneys), the defendants have filed several Motions to Dismiss, from what I can tell. Why, in your opinion, doesn’t the AGs office squash this lolsuit like a flyswatter? I think my perspective is getting skewed, since I’m imagining the AG’s office trolling Shitlips because he was a dick while interning there.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Can anyone direct me to Russell's Holocaust screenplay? I've seen it asserted that the screenplay is available earlier in this thread, but I haven't been able to find it.

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous (or other attorneys), the defendants have filed several Motions to Dismiss, from what I can tell. Why, in your opinion, doesn’t the AGs office squash this lolsuit like a flyswatter? I think my perspective is getting skewed, since I’m imagining the AG’s office trolling Shitlips because he was a dick while interning there.

Pretty sure they're doing just that. It's not like these things just instantly happen, though. Even a shitlips gets the consideration of the court before his nonsense gets dismissed.

 

[Vologases iv]

Has he seen star wars?? He would be vader in this exceptional analogy. Jesus Christ even the simplest things with this guy.

Greer was seduced by the dark side of litigation

 

[TaylorGreer]

HUGHH ktrrrrrr HUGHH ktrrrr (slurp) HUGHH ktrrrr laws do not concern me admiral (slurp)

 

[The Great Citracett]

Reports on Russ by people terrified of him.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

It begins
Settling in

**In my previous post we had a disturbing peek into the life of a mean, nasty sim. What I didn't do was clarify that when our zero Russim approached the 3 women he ended up alienating, they were at first happy to converse with him and his appearance didn't matter at all.**

And so...

Russim retreats to his boudoir of awesome to mull over the day's humiliating events. He's furious. How dare those women, especially Summer, reject him?! They should be fighting each other to be first on his studly dick!


As he thinks, his twisted mind distorts the conversations and he convinces himself they insulted and laughed at him. Discrimination! Russim, close to exploding, realises that he needs to vent so he spends hours admiring his 10 form in his bedroom mirror. 'Would you do me? I'd do me' he slurs to himself.


Why weren't those women in his bedroom right now? What was wrong with them? Suddenly, a flash of inspiration hits him - the internet! If he had a computer he could *ahem* WOO any woman he wanted to his tiny heart's content! He calls his Mom to beg for some Good Boy Simbux, but not only does she ONLY give him enough GBS for a basic computer (I wanted the basement dweller 9000, MOM), she offers advice on getting a job and gives him moral support. THE BITCH!.


Finally, a computer. True to form, Russim begins as he means to go on, shitposting, stalking and drooling relentlessly on his new device.


Hours, days? pass and Russim is lost in a world of cyber-discovery and collates a fap-folder of the 9's and 10's that will soon be his. He quickly bores of trying to learn about the women he was *wooing* so settles for thinking of a plan that will have the ladies craving his dick. Suddenly, it strikes him - a book! Cackling maniacally, he begins his opus, a work for the ages - 'Why I'm making it illegal for female sims to refuse to have sex with me'.


It is complete! It took much less time than Russim thought it would, but now his 60-page book is ready to be unleashed on the world! Now the ladies can never refuse him! Russim stands next to his computer, fantasising about making Summer his and humiliating all of the chads and 8's and below that made his life a living hell before. 'I'll show them, I'll show all of them!' he seethes.


Thus ends the second part of our epic Russim saga.

Next - Russims book is received by the world, or is it? And we meet a new character. It is................. STUDLY MCGHEE!!!!!!!


*Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental

 

[The Great Citracett]

So Russ has a google account?

https://plus.google.com/+RussellGreer
And this looks like the lucky lady he wrote about in his sex story.

http://www.jadecapri.com

 

[Lunachu]

If what he loves most about women is their souls then why does he act like women are beneath him if they aren't a 9/10? Or is it that he believes women who he doesn't rate that high don't have souls?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

old Shitlips dances to "Buttcrack" by Chriddof: