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What's the solution to the Crossover posting problem?

  • Shut down this thread & focus on posting about this shitstorm in the lolcow thread

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  • Rebrand thread & post/discuss content from the now former producers

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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That receding hairline.
 
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CWCissey said:
I don't know who male pattern baldness hit harder, Linkypoos or Film Brain.
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I'm unsure, but it's definitely more tragic that it hit Film Brain so hard. Because balding aside, he at least looks like a normal guy (albeit on the unattractive side of average).

Whereas Linky was almost destined to resemble a pedo math teacher with or without hair, so it's like, "Eh, him balding seems... correct. No real loss there."
 
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Magnum Dong said:
I'm unsure, but it's definitely more tragic that it hit Film Brain so hard. Because balding aside, he at least looks like a normal guy (albeit on the unattractive side of average).

Whereas Linky was almost destined to resemble a pedo math teacher with or without hair, so it's like, "Eh, him balding seems... correct. No real loss there."
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Not to mention Film Brain is younger than most of the TGWTG crew. The guy's only 26 and he's already got Lars Ulrich hair.
 
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Baldur's Gait said:
Not to mention Film Brain is younger than most of the TGWTG crew. The guy's only 26 and he's already got Lars Ulrich hair.
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Film Brain seriously needs to get a real job with how irrelevant his ass has clearly/unfortunately become (even if just IMHO) - too bad he already looks like a potential pedo with his balding ass at such an early age, so hiring him to do much else, other than office work, is looking harder and harder for him, in terms of true sustainable income.

All I can say is "good luck" to him, if he hasn't moved on from this baldness-inducing shite already... It's clearly killing him harder than he likely thinks, deep down. Both physically and emotionally, even if he has taken a break from his "signature" work.

It's even further clear to me that all those years of looking for approval from people he works with (and clearly don't like nor respect him, from the grand look of things...) has not been kind to him, like at all.

GabeRegan said:
I'm genuinely surprised he's not wearing the fedora in that picture. And I'm going to hell for asking this, but given his history are we sure he married a woman?
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He married a woman whose into dicks? Like what they're really meant for when involving a woman?? I hate to come off like an ass myself there, but I want that woman to be happy with this turn in the relationship and not Iron Liz Mk. II, or III for that matter, more than anything.

That begins with Linkara getting to truly know a real woman and making this work - as well as trashing any/all fedoras he has on him, for a true fresh start.
 
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Well I'm not thrilled with Brad letting Jake go (watching him yell at children's movies was hilarious) but congrats nonetheless on the wedding (and an upgrade it seems). Heck here's hoping even Lewis can make it work.

Signed, former fan.
 
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Flexo said:
Well I'm not thrilled with Brad letting Jake go (watching him yell at children's movies was hilarious) but congrats nonetheless on the wedding (and an upgrade it seems). Heck here's hoping even Lewis can make it work.

Signed, former fan.
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Here's Brad's reasoning why:
Brad Jones said:
"I was told people were wondering what happened with me and Jake, and I consider myself to be very honest, so here's what happened. For the better part of a year, I had an on again, off again thing going on with a girl named Rayn, who was from Michigan. She had come down to Springfield to visit me, and I had gone to Michigan to visit her. For a while, things were absolutely fantastic, and she ended up moving to Springfield, which is why she started showing up in a few videos. Honestly, things were pretty great. It kinda cooled off a bit, but within the past few months, it seemed like it was getting great again. We were very romantic with eachother, we went out of state, we started brainstorming new projects, and words from her were used like "maybe for once I could settle down" and "we're going to have a great adult date, I'm even going to get my dad to watch my son so we can have amazing alone time."

Then I made the unfortunate mistake of introducing her to Jake. A man who thinks with his dick so much, that's probably what was doing most of the taking in his reviews. He knew the whole story about us, he knew I was planning on asking her to move in with me, he knew every single piece of our history, because I told him about it at the last convention we went to. That was all we talked about on the ride back. But banging about 10 different women, and going after 17 year olds wasn't enough for him, so he moved in like a snake, and made sure that he was always at her place every day, conveniently always needing a ride somewhere, and then borrowing my car to apparently go over there himself. All while telling other people in the group that there was no way I'd fire him because I would lose all of my revenue. (in reality Jake videos only made up 5% of my income). His replacement gets better hits than he does.

This is a guy who stood up with me at my wedding, this is a guy who I considered a brother for well over a decade. This is a dude who I was always there for when he went on a 2 year terror, because a friend started dating his ex several months after the relationship ended. And then he goes and does something worse for literally no reason other than he could. And to his credit, it worked. He's a sociopath and a pathological liar, with a history of anger issues and schizophrenia, so yeah, he can actually be pretty damn charming. I was told about the Rayn and Jake thing by her at a convention when I asked if she wanted to move in with me. She said she couldn't be with me unless she could also be with Jake too, because now she loves us both. So, naturally, I had a bit of a problem with that lol. And the ride home from Indianapolis was very awkward to say the least. Especially when she said "you're being selfish, I want a communal family where I have tons of kids all from different fathers." Suddenly I was questioning my feelings for this girl =)

So, I broke it off, and completely cut ties with Jake. I haven't talked to him since, and I have no plans to talk to him or work with him again. The term "dead to me" may be overused, but it serves a purpose sometimes. Everyone else in the group just ignores him, and I don't hear anything from him, except for the occasional text from Rayn asking how my day is. Honestly, that was a horrible horrible thing to go through, especially when it involves not one, but two people I loved and unfortunately trusted, and had to cut ties with. I'm still dealing with it, and it's been incredibly hard, and I don't wish it on anyone. It's one of those things though that I'm glad it happened at 33 and not 23, because 23 year old Brad would probably still be in a bar and shitfaced. I haven't drank at all since it happened, but I have smoked more cigarettes.

On the plus side, Jake could probably make a living as an author, because his version of it is a fantastic piece of fiction, which he tried spewing out to anyone that would believe him (and no one did, because it's the story of a crazy person). Essentially his version is "whaaat, I didn't know anything." Even if I hadn't told him about me and Rayn, and even if she was downplaying things to him to make him feel better; he still saw us kissing, he saw us holding hands, and he was at a convention where she and I shared the same hotel room and bed together. Moral of the story is, if you love someone dearly, never ever introduce them to Jake Norvell. Or whatever this thing is that used to be Jake Norvell."
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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Ive also heard about Jake's side of the story (which painted brad as a little over obsessed).

I've fought with a pal over a girl before too so i don't have much room to talk. But my buddy is still around, and the girl ain't - which is why you always put bros before hoes. It's a shame they can't patch things up.
 
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Flexo said:
Ive also heard about Jake's side of the story (which painted brad as a little over obsessed).

I've fought with a pal over a girl before too so i don't have much room to talk. But my buddy is still around, and the girl ain't - which is why you always put bros before hoes. It's a shame they can't patch things up.
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Well if Brad's telling the truth then she was apparently completely insane and wanted to cuck him. Good on him for not swallowing the Kool-aid on that.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Well if Brad's telling the truth then she was apparently completely insane and wanted to cuck him. Good on him for not swallowing the Kool-aid on that.
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and if what Brad said was true,Jake was a hypocrite,raging against pedophilia but still dating teenager girls...
 
TheImportantFart said:
You got cucked by your girlfriend, then lost your job on the same day, but are now celebrating the fact people are dying because they voted for the wrong person.

Having a hard time being sympathetic, here...
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Me too. Heck, he makes fun of people being stupidly stubborn.
his dad died of lung cancer and the last thing he did before dying was smoke all he could.
 
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