Celebrity Suzanne Marie "Suzy" Berhow / Mortemer / Mortem3r / PsychicCircle / KittyKatGaming - potato-faced wannabe model and scam artist, Yoko Ono 2.0, wife of Arin Hanson

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

IT HAS BEEN LITERALLY AGES SINCE WE GOT DOWN TO THIS CUNT. Excuse my autistic sperging out of control but jesus how I hate Suzy.

 

[DildoGaggins]

She's part Yakut, which is why she looks really asian and why her features are a bit off.

 

[Medicated]

She's part Yakut, which is why she looks really asian and why her features are a bit off.

Part? she looks like 90%

 

[m0rnutz]

Those aren't nudes then.

You asked for this.

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I can't confirm or deny if these are real. What I can do is say that she and Arin both got blonde streaks before they got married, and chick at the top has that?

EDIT: Courtesy of /b/ I think I found a few more debatable ones. You be the judges.

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[DumbDosh]

My reaction whenever I see her face.

 

[Medicated]

You asked for this.

I can't confirm or deny if these are real. What I can do is say that she and Arin both got blonde streaks before they got married

Last one looks like a fake, where they try to hide the edging where they pasted her face on.

 

[InLivingTuna]

does anyone actually wanna see her naked though

 

[Y2K Baby]

does anyone actually wanna see her naked though

Cryptozoologists.

 

[Dysnomia]

Fuck what's with that forehead?!

I remember this forehead from Lolcow Farm. Her face freaked me out. Some people thought she looked like Bjork. I think she kind of looks like Bjork if you are having a nightmare starring Bjork.

 

[Medicated]

I remember this forehead from Lolcow Farm. Her face freaked me out. Some people thought she looked like Bjork. I think she kind of looks like Bjork if you are having a nightmare starring Bjork.

Maybe Bjork if someone used the stretch tool on her.

 

[Bani]

So did she actually cheat on Arin with Jon or is that just some shit people threw up on ED for shock value?

 

[Petaurus Breviceps]

Remember when she bought and wore a shirt from Shadbase? The guy who draws porn of actual children?

 

[Cake Farts]

Remember when she bought and wore a shirt from Shadbase? The guy who draws porn of actual children?
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She's like a thinner slightly more attractive version of chelhellbunny.

Also don't tell me dream daddy isn't a cash grab when it's about finding hunky gay bara uwu daddies who are all different races and have babs and are attractive and whatnot. It practically screamed sjw when I saw its promo poster.

 

[widowspiderling]

So, Suzy actually moved from etsy to a website of her own (I think to get away from the people reporting her shop for selling overpriced garbage) which is here.

 

[QB 290]

This ugly thing from her store is £121.
Why would anyone pay £20 for it, never mind £121?

 

[widowspiderling]

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This ugly thing from her store is £121.
Why would anyone pay £20 for it, never mind £121?

Apparently she's now working (not sure how reliable this is) with a dude from japan named Hiroyuki Shambles who is her ring sculptor? And a "local casting company in california." So, potentially, she deems the ring worth it due to the work that was put into it? I'm not honestly sure but $150 for a damn ring is something else.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

My favorite part of her jewelry is when she went on and on about how hard she worked at designing her mourning jewelry collection "dust to dust". Its an overdone concept and her designs are nothing new or unique. She then released her designs next to what the person who did the real work (the sculptor) did with them. It's like she drew a smiley face and the guy turned it into the Mona Lisa. He's the real V.I.P.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

TBH I think she is too good looking for Arin.

Spoiler: Separated at birth?

Also:

You asked for this.

Spoiler

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Here you freaks go, the only verified images of Suzy naked. No seriously, it's a short clip that was posted on her social media. She deleted it when she realized that you could see her naked in the faucet reflection. Yes, she is that dumb...

Spoiler: Naked

Larger link https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/glossyarcticbuckeyebutterfly

 

[Super Collie]

And I wouldn't be surprised if Arin turned out to be a lolcow too, eventually.

About that... (confirmed to be him, by the way)