TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

[GhostButt]

Well pudge her up a bit first, bitch out here lookin like a skeleton

 

[RodgerDodger]

This picture has me questioning now more than ever why Lindsay ever attracted an audience of thirsty nerdboys. She really is so... plain. I know people have used the argument of "NChick audience has low standards" to justify it, but you could honestly find half a dozen women just like her at your local Walmart in a matter of minutes.

She's the chick you would have banged in college. Not the one you would have wanted, but the one you would have achieved the drunken hookup with. At lasted a few weeks at best. Maybe first semester freshmen year, until you had some confidence and learned to recognize and avoid batshit crazy chicks. (College is Educational after all). You've grown up and moved on. But you never forget your first batshit crazy chick. Sometimes you even feel a little Nostaligic for said batshit crazy chick... And thus she has an audience. Where she both helps you remember the past, and serves as a cautionary tale of might have beens. "damn! I dodged that bullet!" There are Layers to Lindsey's presentation. There is depth. Just not any that she planned to be there.

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That's a Dude, right? I mean I know it gets weird and hard to tell around here at times... but that one looks more Dude'ish than Alex Mauer. That's a Dude! Yes? No... no... We are doomed as a species!

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Lindsay's very plain looking, but she seems like pre-Tumblr indoctrination she would have been fun to hang around with, so I can imagine finding her sort of attractive that way. I assume to a lot of losers, tolerating a bunch of her bullshit is worth getting to that little core of "fun".

 

[UnclePhil]

She's the chick you would have banged in college. Not the one you would have wanted, but the one you would have achieved the drunken hookup with. At lasted a few weeks at best. Maybe first semester freshmen year, until you had some confidence and learned to recognize and avoid batshit crazy chicks. (College is Educational after all). You've grown up and moved on. But you never forget your first batshit crazy chick. Sometimes you even feel a little Nostaligic for said batshit crazy chick... And thus she has an audience. Where she both helps you remember the past, and serves as a cautionary tale of might have beens. "damn! I dodged that bullet!" There are Layers to Lindsey's presentation. There is depth. Just not any that she planned to be there.

It's amazing how well this metaphor works.

Even in her earliest work she had the butter face, a smug air in her reviews, and a confused search for identity (should I do a sweary Fair Use-unfriendly blow-by-blow like Doug or step back and present the "big picture?") but she was fun to listen to and physically attractive. You met her in 2008, had some laughs over drinks and a few hookups. She was the kind of girl you looked for at the time. Of course you looked for nudes, too. There weren't any, but a sick fuck did draw guro rule 34 of her for some reason.

Then one day you went to meet her, a day like any other. She was wearing a hijab to protest dudes calling her "hot." She met some new friends, had a few loud dinner dates, and afterward started catching all your 'microaggressions.' You noticed her drinking more and putting on weight. She called it "a running gag I do in my videos" and "body positivity" when asked, in that order. Toward the end you accidentally knocked her up. She made a documentary about the abortion. The final straw was that drive home to Tennessee that ended with her screaming and kicking your car windows.

Christ, now I realize how Todd must have felt still feels.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

A guy on Youtube I used to follow named Bob Thompson (aka Drinking with Bob) made a song named Janeane Garafolo naked? That's just gross!

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Just think, if she hadn't had that abortion, she'd be embarrassing a kid with those clothes and accessories now. She's definitely rocking the "someone's mom" vibe even though all products of conception from her womb have long been disposed of in a medical waste receptacle.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Just think, if she hadn't had that abortion, she'd be embarrassing a kid with those clothes and accessories now. She's definitely rocking the "someone's mom" vibe even though all products of conception from her womb have long been disposed of in a medical waste receptacle.

I think that alone would convince most of us that Roe v Wade was the right decision.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Lindsay does look a lot like a real-life Daria, I always said that.

And just like a Daria I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill before ever getting near her.

Just think, if she hadn't had that abortion, she'd be embarrassing a kid with those clothes and accessories now. She's definitely rocking the "someone's mom" vibe even though all products of conception from her womb have long been disposed of in a medical waste receptacle.

She would have probably been that type of mom to beat her kid for wanting wrestling toys over barbies (since y'know boys dont like boy things you fuckin mysoginist!)

 

[The Dude]

I think that alone would convince most of us that Roe v Wade was the right decision.

I'm generally a pro-life kinda guy. I'd prefer if adoption were explored by women more often and that abortions were reserved for cases where incest or rape was the cause of pregnancy, or if the mother's life is in jeopardy by being pregnant. In Lindsay's case, I'm glad she aborted. It doesn't make her any less of a slut, but it's good she doesn't have any children to fuck up.

And she's engaged, right? I don't see that relationship/marriage going well. I mean, she's such a slut that she got engaged while still in a relationship with Todd. I don't see her being faithful to any man, even a husband. She's the living embodiment of the phrase "Cum Dumpster"; a slutty, obnoxious, worthless harpy whose only contribution to mankind is making every orifice in her body available for men to ejaculate in to. Rumor has it she fucked every guy at TGWTG except for Linkara.

 

[Transvaalan]

Jesus, now you made me look at her feet and I'm...just what the heck is she wearing there?

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I have a different kind of pair, camouflage, and recently went looking for replacements. They don't sell them anymore in stores within like, a 100 miles. Fucking pissed me off, they are comfy as hell for light use.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I'm generally a pro-life kinda guy. I'd prefer if adoption were explored by women more often and that abortions were reserved for cases where incest or rape was the cause of pregnancy, or if the mother's life is in jeopardy by being pregnant. In Lindsay's case, I'm glad she aborted. It doesn't make her any less of a slut, but it's good she doesn't have any children to fuck up.

And she's engaged, right? I don't see that relationship/marriage going well. I mean, she's such a slut that she got engaged while still in a relationship with Todd. I don't see her being faithful to any man, even a husband. She's the living embodiment of the phrase "Cum Dumpster"; a slutty, obnoxious, worthless harpy whose only contribution to mankind is making every orifice in her body available for men to ejaculate in to. Rumor has it she fucked every guy at TGWTG except for Linkara.

I guess Linkara snubbed her for not having a dick.

 

[Magnum Dong]

She would have probably been that type of mom to beat her kid for wanting wrestling toys over barbies (since y'know boys dont like boy things you fuckin mysoginist!)

Eh, I get the impression she'd be more of a "looks down on the other moms who resort to violence" mom who's always claiming the moral high ground, but uses enough gaslighting tactics on her kid that it all comes off as fake.

And she's engaged, right? I don't see that relationship/marriage going well. I mean, she's such a slut that she got engaged while still in a relationship with Todd. I don't see her being faithful to any man, even a husband. She's the living embodiment of the phrase "Cum Dumpster"; a slutty, obnoxious, worthless harpy whose only contribution to mankind is making every orifice in her body available for men to ejaculate in to. Rumor has it she fucked every guy at TGWTG except for Linkara.

Her and Todd haven't been in a relationship for like 3+ years. They had only stayed roommates until the time of her engagement. To my knowledge, they no longer live together though: Lindsay mentioned on Twitter that she moved to Philly last month, and I'm assuming she took her fiance with her and Todd stayed in NYC.

 

[Wesley Willis]

It's amazing how well this metaphor works.

Even in her earliest work she had the butter face, a smug air in her reviews, and a confused search for identity (should I do a sweary Fair Use-unfriendly blow-by-blow like Doug or step back and present the "big picture?") but she was fun to listen to and physically attractive. You met her in 2008, had some laughs over drinks and a few hookups. She was the kind of girl you looked for at the time. Of course you looked for nudes, too. There weren't any, but a sick fuck did draw guro rule 34 of her for some reason.

Then one day you went to meet her, a day like any other. She was wearing a hijab to protest dudes calling her "hot." She met some new friends, had a few loud dinner dates, and afterward started catching all your 'microaggressions.' You noticed her drinking more and putting on weight. She called it "a running gag I do in my videos" and "body positivity" when asked, in that order. Toward the end you accidentally knocked her up. She made a documentary about the abortion. The final straw was that drive home to Tennessee that ended with her screaming and kicking your car windows.

Christ, now I realize how Todd must have felt still feels.

Except Todd was the guy that drove her to the clinic, not the one who knocked her up. He began as a cuckold and ended up one. He came full circle.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Eh, I get the impression she'd be more of a "looks down on the other moms who resort to violence" mom who's always claiming the moral high ground, but uses enough gaslighting tactics on her kid that it all comes off as fake.


Her and Todd haven't been in a relationship for like 3+ years. They had only stayed roommates until the time of her engagement. To my knowledge, they no longer live together though: Lindsay mentioned on Twitter that she moved to Philly last month, and I'm assuming she took her fiance with her and Todd stayed in NYC.

I like to think Todd will be her roommate forever, in the same way that Dave Coulier still lives in Bob Saget's basement.

 

[Medicated]

Eh, I get the impression she'd be more of a "looks down on the other moms who resort to violence" mom who's always claiming the moral high ground, but uses enough gaslighting tactics on her kid that it all comes off as fake.


Her and Todd haven't been in a relationship for like 3+ years. They had only stayed roommates until the time of her engagement. To my knowledge, they no longer live together though: Lindsay mentioned on Twitter that she moved to Philly last month, and I'm assuming she took her fiance with her and Todd stayed in NYC.

Since you mentioned it, I went to do some searching. There's no info exactly where Todd is, or if he even moved. Alls he does is comment on music pop culture, and talks incessantly and posts about his dog.

I wonder if Lindsay kept him around because he got some sort of monthly stipend from his parents that paid his rent allowing Lindsay to keep living and partying in NY. Until she didn't need him anymore that is.

Also, doing a search, Todd has either never initiated discussion with Lindsay on Twitter.

He never initiates, only replies. Speaks when spoken to?

 

[RK 672]

Also, doing a search, Todd has either never initiated discussion with Lindsay on Twitter.
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He never initiates, only replies. Speaks when spoken to?

So you have to be logged in to see Todd and Lindsey's conversations in Twitter Search. Some accounts are odd like that.
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[Phil Ken Sebben]

I guess Linkara snubbed her for not having a dick.

Linky, as legend has it, was the only guy at Channel Autism that she didn't sleep with. He whined about it and eventually she gave him a blowjob and jerked him to the end.

Can't comment on how true that story is but it's funny considering that the Critic, his brother, Bhargo and the rest of the top brass had her.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Linky, as legend has it, was the only guy at Channel Autism that she didn't sleep with. He whined about it and eventually she gave him a blowjob and jerked him to the end.

Can't comment on how true that story is but it's funny considering that the Critic, his brother, Bhargo and the rest of the top brass had her.

This could be the plot for the least erotic porno ever.

 

[Transvaalan]

Linky, as legend has it, was the only guy at Channel Autism that she didn't sleep with. He whined about it and eventually she gave him a blowjob and jerked him to the end.

Can't comment on how true that story is but it's funny considering that the Critic, his brother, Bhargo and the rest of the top brass had her.

Who even whines about shit like that?

 

[CWCissey]

Considering Linky's sexual proclivities, I think we can safely say he didn't mind not having Lindsay and probably didn't get a handy.