Law Feds try to seize Martin Shkreli's $2 mil Wu-Tang album

Martin Shkreli could be forced to give up exclusive Wu-Tang Clan album, Picasso after criminal conviction

Federal prosecutors said Friday that Martin Shkreli, the former hedge fund manager notorious for raising the price of a critical drug, should forfeit more than $7 million in assets after being convicted of lying to investors.

Shkreli should turn over two rap albums — the only known copy of the Wu-Tang Clan’s “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin” and Lil Wayne’s “Tha Carter IV” — as well as $5 million in cash, interest in a company he started, Touring Pharmaceutical, and a Picasso painting, prosecutors said. They also asked that he give up a World War II-era Enigma code-breaking machine used against Nazi Germany.

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Martin Shkreli could be forced to give up exclusive Wu-Tang Clan album, Picasso after criminal conviction

Federal prosecutors said Friday that Martin Shkreli, the former hedge fund manager notorious for raising the price of a critical drug, should forfeit more than $7 million in assets after being convicted of lying to investors.

Shkreli should turn over two rap albums — the only known copy of the Wu-Tang Clan’s “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin” and Lil Wayne’s “Tha Carter IV” — as well as $5 million in cash, interest in a company he started, Touring Pharmaceutical, and a Picasso painting, prosecutors said. They also asked that he give up a World War II-era Enigma code-breaking machine used against Nazi Germany.

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He obviously needs the code-breaking machine for his LOL Twitch streams.
 
This is the perfect time for Bill Murray to strike.
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Too bad the album is only kinda sorta a Wu Tang project since most of the people doing verses had no idea and thought they were being put on a different artists album. Even the album they put out a few months ago barely counted since I don't remember any tracks that had every or most members participating.
 
Too bad the album is only kinda sorta a Wu Tang project since most of the people doing verses had no idea and thought they were being put on a different artists album. Even the album they put out a few months ago barely counted since I don't remember any tracks that had every or most members participating.
Did Dark Matter ever drop? I'm a sucker for concept albums.
 
I think Martin should hand the album to Donald Trump in person for a photo-op. It's a win-win. The government gets their assets and people get mad he handed something precious to the only person they hate more than him.
 
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I think Martin should hand the album to Donald Trump in person for a photo-op. It's a win-win. The government gets their assets and people get mad he handed something precious to the only person they hate more than him.

Also I want Bill Murray to be able to storm the White House with the rest of Wu-Tang Clan and get away with it.
 
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