Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,448 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,593
Russell suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect of morality. He doesn't understand the nature of the bad acts he commits, so he thinks they're amply offset by what we regard as common courtesies and token gestures. He really has no moral compass.

Right now, he's rubbing his hands gleefully over the fantasies of his coming "good deeds", imagining their objects being overwhelmed with gratitude (and dissolving into tears), and completely unaware that these things are whitewash on a tomb.
 
As we saw last month, Russell's November of gratitude, during which he'd find a new thing to be grateful for each day, petered out in just three days.

Now he's back to spread holiday cheer each day for the entire month of December. Can he do it?
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Let's find out!

OP will be updated each day, provided sufficient cheer is created and spread.

This is also a place to make your predictions of just what type of cheer he'll be spreading, who it's for, and how many days he'll keep it up.

If any kiwis feel like writing some Russ-related Christmas carols or making some festive pictures, post them here as well.

I originally posted this in the now locked Russ thread.

'I woke up with this fucking song in my head, a sure sign I'm spending too much time on here.

*clears throat*


On the first day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

A mad pamphlet filled with Reeeeeeeeeee


On the second day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Two chad-guy shoves


On the third day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Three perfect tens


On the fourth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Four windshield turds


On the fifth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Five Venmo dol-lars!


On the sixth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Six prossies laying


On the seventh day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Seven lawyers winning



On the eight day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Eight farmers mil-king


On the ninth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Nine strippers dancing


On the tenth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Ten messages creeping


On the eleventh day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Eleven tissues wiping


On the twelfth day of Reeeeemas,

Russell sent to me:

Twelve critics gunning
Eleven tissues wiping
Ten messages creeping
Nine strippers dancing
Eight farmers mil-king
Seven lawyers winning
Six prossies laying
Five Venmo dol-lars!
Four windshield turds
Three perfect tens
Two chad-guy shoves
And a mad pamphlet filled with Reeeeeeeeeee'
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He's only suing Taylor and not the others, so that somehow proves us wrong about him being litigious or something.
 
I'm positive the ONLY reason he isn't suing Perry and Jenner is because he knows he would be criticized even more for it and can't stand the thought of losing any more face over it (pun intended). I'm sure if he ever gets to the point where he feels things have blown over enough, suddenly both Perry and Jenner will have joined forces to harass and discriminate against him with tales of how they sent him liver (because of his liver lips) and bombs mailed to his house and drive-by shootings by Hell's Angels and shit.
 
It's not just the actual lawsuits that have made it to court but the fact that he threatens a lawsuit every time the wind blows in a different direction.
He talks about how because he's only sued Taylor Swift he shouldn't be known as crazy or litigious? Grown men don't sue Pop Starlets! Now take a look at all of the lawsuits he's tried to push or threatened and the number is ridiculous. When threatening lawsuits becomes your go to response to being slighted then you sir are litigious. And fucking crazy.
 
I think the hard fact a lot of lolcows fail to understand is that most normal and regular people do laugh at weirdos. Everyone had 'that kid' in school and every so often they exchange stories about those kids with their friends. It's just that when they're adults, they aren't forced to be around those people anymore, and they end up being that weird guy in front of them in Starbucks.

This is information everyone with a friend knows. What I find curious about Russell is that even in his book he doesn't mention having any friends. Former colleagues pop up, but no friends, how does someone go through life and make no friends? Not even friends out of the fact no-one else will hang around with them, it's a real testament to how dreadful Russell must be to be around.
 
Former colleagues pop up, but no friends, how does someone go through life and make no friends? Not even friends out of the fact no-one else will hang around with them, it's a real testament to how dreadful Russell must be to be around.

I've said this before but I'm almost 100% positive that Russell is his own worst enemy when it comes to making friends. He'd like to blame it on his disability (like we all don't know someone who has a physical/mental ailment who has friends) but just look at how Russell reacts to Kayli. He's constantly accusing her of being a troll at best and he's downright hostile towards her at worst. Russ can't handle friends because A) he's an asshole and B) his definition of "friendship" involves someone universally praising everything he does.
 
Just what it says, this is a place to catalog his blog posts just in case he decides to go delete-happy like on Facebook.

Don't call Russell a little person, he's a ten.

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Trolls are Literally Hitler™, just like Taylor Swift.

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BEACUSE OF MY SYNDROME. But really, you can replace very instance of that spiel with 'because of my narcissitic personality disorder' and it's much more fitting.

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FTFY Russy.
 
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This Fucking Guy is autistic
So, given that Null locked the main thread, I'll continue Russim's story here.

'What if a Russ-like individual was a sim?'

Previously in the series: It begins Settling in The loser-muse

The day after Russim has self-published his masterwork 'Why I'm making it illegal for female sims to refuse to have sex with me', Russ takes to the internet to spread the word and get the sales rolling in.

But he gets relentlessly mocked for his efforts. He ragequits in fury. Those plebs weren't worthy of his time or effort. They were too stupid to understand his greatness.
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He takes to the street in frustration. Surely the chicks will be all over him now! What he needs is a captive audience. The bar! He sets off - fame and tail await! He passes one woman on the way, but she's only a 6, so he threatens her with violence for getting in his way. That's the spirit, Russim!
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Russim hits the bar and immediately starts bragging about his book and how wealthy it's going to make him. The bartender doesn't look impressed. When he tells her the title of his work, she looks scared. Russell sneers at her and tells her he's not interested anyway. Only 9's and 10's on this dick, baby!
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Russim is not taking rejection well. Like the true and stable hero he is, he continues to harass and belittle the bartender that rejected him. Even though he wouldn't touch her with someone else's, anyway. He's surprised when a man shows up and offers to buy Russell a drink. It's Studly McGhee!
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Russim and Studly hit it off straight away. They go and sit at another table to talk. When the bartender brings over fresh drinks, Russim continues his harrassment and Studly laughs maniacally. A true kindred spirit! Emboldened, Russim's insults get more personal.
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To Russim's shock, the bartender snaps, savagely destroying Russim's appearance and banning him from the bar. Bitch was only a 3 at best anyway.
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Shocked and apalled at the blatant discrimination of the bartender bitch, Russim finds himself on the top floor of the museum. He makes his way to balcony, feeling like a loser. How about he ends it all?! One jump and his worries would be over, he'd never have to deal with nasty bitches ever again! They'd be sorry for every time they ever rejected him or called the police on him or ran away from him! Yeah!
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Suddenly, Studly is there! He grabs Russim by the arm and talks him down to the ground floor. They get a coffee in the museum and head outside to help Russim get the REEEEEEEEEEEEE out of his system. At last, a true friend!
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Studly reminds of Russim of all of the things worth living for. Russim confesses about his close calls with the law, thanks to ungrateful women. Studly encourages Russim to continue to promote his book and enthusiastically tells Russim he should continue with his musical skills, too! Russim is so bouyed and happy with his new friend. He knew he was right all along! It was everyone else that was wrong, never Russim.
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Selfie-time! And Studly never once tells Russim to smile! Russim has never been so happy!
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Studly has to go, but promises to visit Russim later on that evening. He tells Russim to never give up, there's plenty of women that'll want to be with him now!
Russ takes to the streets - he has a certain girl in mind for his attentions! There she is! Russim, never one to disappoint, starts the conversation by again pranking Summer and telling her someone she knows has died. No sooner has he said this than he launches into his 'I'll be rich and famous because of my book' speech.
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He's not listening to her, he's too busy looking at her eyes.
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He then tunes in and realises that she's expressing disgust at his 'book'. Furious, he begins to berate her.
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And when she doesn't back down, Russim gets MAD. Who the fuck does she think she is!! He slaps her!
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Russim goes full retard. All of his pent-up rage and frustration is unleashed on Summer...
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Who, unharmed in the slightest, hands his ass back to him and leaves him a beaten, pathetic wreck.
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Russim, shocked, in pain and humiliated, swears revenge. To add insult to injury, the 6 chick he threatened earlier in the day saw the whole thing!

He imagines what Summer's eventual fate will be...
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The 6 chick berates him and threatens to call the police, but Summer tells her not to. 'I can handle morons like that' she says as she saunters away.
Russim brags about his new friend to the 6 chick who expresses disbelief. 'Oh, yeah!' he slurs, check THIS out!
The 6 chick looks at Russim strangely and then starts to back away, gaining speed as she goes.
Confused, Russim checks the photo....

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Next time - Russim's descent into madness continues. What is real and what is Russim's reality?

*Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental:story:
 

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My favourite part of the troll blogpost is that it only states the question of why people troll. It doesn't expand or elaborate any further than him saying trolls have something up their ass. Imagine reading a paper on any topic, where the entire abstract is the author asking a question and then just concluding with "I don't know"
 
just look at how Russell reacts to Kayli. He's constantly accusing her of being a troll at best and he's downright hostile towards her at worst. Russ can't handle friends because A) he's an asshole and B) his definition of "friendship" involves someone universally praising everything he does.

He's probably suspicious because we like her, and she asks questions to goad information out of him because the dude has no self-restraint, as evidenced by numerous sexual harrassment complaints. However, you're absolutely right that he can't handle friends, there's a screenshot kicking around where someone asks something and Russell says "is that about my disability?!". It's pretty clear Russell makes every interaction revolve, if not about him, his disability. According to co-workers who have come here, Russell seems to only talk about himself and brag about his 'achievements', which, for a 27 year old, are pretty meager.

Russell is gonna turn 30, then he's gonna be 34 and then 38 and I really doubt much will change for him. His diet is shit, and even if he is actually doing something at the gym, he'd be a lot more bulky than he is if he was putting in work at the gym that cancels that diet.

To get back on topic (just wanted to stir some conversation in this thread lest it dies), the 'trolls' Russell (and most people, particularly lolcows) talk about, don't exist. Pointing out the weird guy isn't trolling, documenting and laughing at public information isn't trolling. Some people do make threads here to get a rise, and so are to troll, but the people who patron the threads are just laughing at public information. People's idea of a 'troll' is just 'this upsets me, a troll aims to upset people, ergo they are trolls'.

Oh, and whilst I'm textwalling you, I don't think the Russell Greer original OP has his blog, and this doesn't either, I wanted to check up on the blog but I can't seem to find a link, could you add it to the OP?
 
In an effort to diversify this subforum a little bit, I'm gonna make a thread about Russ's current legal endeavours.
In 2016, Russ formally started proceedings trying to get prostitution legalised in Utah. His manifesto was originally posted in the general thread here, but has been attached to the bottom of this post too. This has been quietly chugging along in the background since October 2016, but since Russ's loss to Grande and his failure of a book this year, he's been ramping up attention to it.
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https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/6120254/greer-v-herbert/ shows the docket and anything that's been submitted to court. Discussion in the old thread starts around here, continue discussion in this thread.
 

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So, given that Null locked the main thread, I'll continue Russim's story here.

'What if a Russ-like individual was a sim?'

Previously in the series: It begins Settling in The loser-muse

The day after Russim has self-published his masterwork 'Why I'm making it illegal for female sims to refuse to have sex with me', Russ takes to the internet to spread the word and get the sales rolling in.

But he gets relentlessly mocked for his efforts. He ragequits in fury. Those plebs weren't worthy of his time or effort. They were too stupid to understand his greatness.
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He takes to the street in frustration. Surely the chicks will be all over him now! What he needs is a captive audience. The bar! He sets off - fame and tail await! He passes one woman on the way, but she's only a 6, so he threatens her with violence for getting in his way. That's the spirit, Russim!
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Russim hits the bar and immediately starts bragging about his book and how wealthy it's going to make him. The bartender doesn't look impressed. When he tells her the title of his work, she looks scared. Russell sneers at her and tells her he's not interested anyway. Only 9's and 10's on this dick, baby!
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Russim is not taking rejection well. Like the true and stable hero he is, he continues to harass and belittle the bartender that rejected him. Even though he wouldn't touch her with someone else's, anyway. He's surprised when a man shows up and offers to buy Russell a drink. It's Studly McGhee!
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Russim and Studly hit it off straight away. They go and sit at another table to talk. When the bartender brings over fresh drinks, Russim continues his harrassment and Studly laughs maniacally. A true kindred spirit! Emboldened, Russim's insults get more personal.
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To Russim's shock, the bartender snaps, savagely destroying Russim's appearance and banning him from the bar. Bitch was only a 3 at best anyway.
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Shocked and apalled at the blatant discrimination of the bartender bitch, Russim finds himself on the top floor of the museum. He makes his way to balcony, feeling like a loser. How about he ends it all?! One jump and his worries would be over, he'd never have to deal with nasty bitches ever again! They'd be sorry for every time they ever rejected him or called the police on him or ran away from him! Yeah!
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Suddenly, Studly is there! He grabs Russim by the arm and talks him down to the ground floor. They get a coffee in the museum and head outside to help Russim get the REEEEEEEEEEEEE out of his system. At last, a true friend!
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Studly reminds of Russim of all of the things worth living for. Russim confesses about his close calls with the law, thanks to ungrateful women. Studly encourages Russim to continue to promote his book and enthusiastically tells Russim he should continue with his musical skills, too! Russim is so bouyed and happy with his new friend. He knew he was right all along! It was everyone else that was wrong, never Russim.
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Selfie-time! And Studly never once tells Russim to smile! Russim has never been so happy!
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Studly has to go, but promises to visit Russim later on that evening. He tells Russim to never give up, there's plenty of women that'll want to be with him now!
Russ takes to the streets - he has a certain girl in mind for his attentions! There she is! Russim, never one to disappoint, starts the conversation by again pranking Summer and telling her someone she knows has died. No sooner has he said this than he launches into his 'I'll be rich and famous because of my book' speech.
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He's not listening to her, he's too busy looking at her eyes.
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He then tunes in and realises that she's expressing disgust at his 'book'. Furious, he begins to berate her.
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And when she doesn't back down, Russim gets MAD. Who the fuck does she think she is!! He slaps her!
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Russim goes full exceptional individual. All of his pent-up rage and frustration is unleashed on Summer...
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Who, unharmed in the slightest, hands his ass back to him and leaves him a beaten, pathetic wreck.
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Russim, shocked, in pain and humiliated, swears revenge. To add insult to injury, the 6 chick he threatened earlier in the day saw the whole thing!

He imagines what Summer's eventual fate will be...
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The 6 chick berates him and threatens to call the police, but Summer tells her not to. 'I can handle morons like that' she says as she saunters away.
Russim brags about his new friend to the 6 chick who expresses disbelief. 'Oh, yeah!' he slurs, check THIS out!
The 6 chick looks at Russim strangely and then starts to back away, gaining speed as she goes.
Confused, Russim checks the photo....

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Next time - Russim's descent into madness continues. What is real and what is Russim's reality?

*Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental:story:

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