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I know it says honor's program, but it's really hard for me to buy that DSP is book smart when that geography incident when he played Bully says different. There's a reason people don't believe he was valedictorian in High School after all.
 
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Kamatsubu said:
I know it says honor's program, but it's really hard for me to buy that DSP is book smart when that geography incident when he played Bully says different. There's a reason people don't believe he was valedictorian in High School after all.
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As i said it before, that diploma hanging on his wall is probably a fake from a foreign website. If he did work at his Father's job than it was probably janitorial related.

I also have a better biblical comparison for dsp. Judas.
 
Valedictorian implies two things: Phil was smart enough to be top of his class, and Phil was nice enough that his teachers wouldn't have docked him points because Phil probably treated them the way he treats everyone else who isn't immediately gratifying him.
 
So....DSP actually blamed his own mother for having fucked hair? Typical, he never takes responsibility for anything. I am looking forward to meeting his new "girlfriend" on instagram or some other social media (data mining) website.
 
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Liars were banished to the 10th level, no?
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No they weren't, they were banished to the 8th circle. There is no such thing as a 10th circle, because the 9th circle is the final one.

Phil would honestly fit in four of the circles in hell pretty well. Those would be the third circle (Gluttony), fourth circle (Greed), fifth circle (Wrath), or eighth circle (Fraud), so it's really hard to say which one he would be in.
 
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Idk if we delved into this or not, but did Phil ever say if he hit the booze stream goal??
 
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No they weren't, they were banished to the 8th circle. There is no such thing as a 10th circle, because the 9th circle is the final one.
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He somehow pushed too many buttons and the glitched mechanics threw him into the 10th circle. It never happened to anyone else before.
 
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Canned Bread said:
No they weren't, they were banished to the 8th circle. There is no such thing as a 10th circle, because the 9th circle is the final one.

Phil would honestly fit in four of the circles in hell pretty well. Those would be the third circle (Gluttony), fourth circle (Greed), fifth circle (Wrath), or eighth circle (Fraud), so it's really hard to say which one he would be in.
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His behavior when nearly any female character is on screen in a game qualifies him for the second circle as well.

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Idk if we delved into this or not, but did Phil ever say if he hit the booze stream goal??
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It seems to be really unclear right now. If his current Patreon numbers are anything to go by, it's entirely possible that he didn't make it. However, he did claim that he'd still do it if they were close to the goal, due to the ridiculous amount he raised with his Thanksgiving Beg-a-thon.
 
AmericFront said:
As i said it before, that diploma hanging on his wall is probably a fake from a foreign website. If he did work at his Father's job than it was probably janitorial related.

I also have a better biblical comparison for dsp. Judas.
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@AmericanYanky got hold of his degree verification (probably paid forty bucks through the clearinghouse since they also verified attendance dates), and null verified that the papers existed since they didn't want to post them publicly for some reason. so he does have a degree, with honors, and i'm baffled.

Canned Bread said:
No they weren't, they were banished to the 8th circle. There is no such thing as a 10th circle, because the 9th circle is the final one.

Phil would honestly fit in four of the circles in hell pretty well. Those would be the third circle (Gluttony), fourth circle (Greed), fifth circle (Wrath), or eighth circle (Fraud), so it's really hard to say which one he would be in.
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i have never read the book, but wouldn't it make sense to send him to the worst circle?
or y'know, rotate?
 
Lurkette said:
@AmericanYanky so he does have a degree, with honors, and i'm baffled.
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Depending on the course/program, if you show up, have a pulse, and turn in your work, you'll get an A. Or at least decent enough marks to have honors. If he had some sort of engineering degree with honors, I'd be more impressed (and similarly baffled at how someone like him could do such a thing).
 
I'm finally getting a chance to watch his "girlfriend reveal" stream and I've realised what's going on: regardless of whether this chick is real or not (I don't care) DSP threw out all the ammo he had for why he should keep the house, but was still getting shit for it. "I have a girlfriend so I need the house!" is literally just his last ditch effort to get people on his side.
 
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
I'm finally getting a chance to watch his "girlfriend reveal" stream and I've realised what's going on: regardless of whether this chick is real or not (I don't care) DSP threw out all the ammo he had for why he should keep the house, but was still getting shit for it. "I have a girlfriend so I need the house!" is literally just his last ditch effort to get people on his side.
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Same tactics, different day. He always saves information for when he can use it best (AKA wring out more money from people). It's actually one of the worst things about Phil, in my opinion. His stupidity, ignorance of everything, etc, all pale in comparison to some of the more grotesque things he does. One of them being his claim that he's "always honest"/"one of the most honest guys", yet we've seen many times (especially as of late) that he keeps certain things to himself until he can reveal it to get the most pity donations.

Like I said a while back, it's really quite disturbing when a grown man is perfectly fine with revealing personal details about people, but is incredibly cryptic and vague about other things, because he's waiting for the right time to beg/it doesn't benefit him just yet.
 
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